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THREAD BEGAN LIKE THIS:

Otis made a mint off republinerds in Obama's reelection.  Let's do it again.

Any Trump supporters want to pony up, and plunk down 50, 100, 250, 500 dollars on a bet?  I'm all in on ol' Hill. 

:moneybag: 

 

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Honestly, I don't even know where to begin.

 

Edit. Keep title to 1 line and dont call out other posters in the title

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6 hours ago, RBM said:

:lmao: Election is over dork. 

Funny, I thought the same thing last time, yet people still lined up to send me their money. 

Oh and no, no odds. If you are in here telling everyone Trump is going to win, you don't need odds. 

The House is here and ready. Standing by. 

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1 hour ago, Otis said:

Funny, I thought the same thing last time, yet people still lined up to send me their money. 

Oh and no, no odds. If you are in here telling everyone Trump is going to win, you don't need odds. 

The House is here and ready. Standing by. 

Really going out on a limb here huh? Impressive. 

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3 hours ago, Otis said:

Funny, I thought the same thing last time, yet people still lined up to send me their money. 

Oh and no, no odds. If you are in here telling everyone Trump is going to win, you don't need odds. 

The House is here and ready. Standing by. 

Dumb. You can get 5 : 1 - 6 : 1 on trump on prediction markets. You could take all sorts of wagers and then just play the arbitrage. Gotta offer at least market, Coach. 

Otherwise I'm more than happy to give action at better odds. Already in for a couple thousand on the hilldog with 10:1 after I net out fees.

Think if anyone wants 5.5 : 1 with PayPal settlement we both squeeze the market.

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3 hours ago, Daywalker said:

I'll give 4-1 on Hillary.  $100.

You win 400.

Maybe. Lemme see if I can hedge this. There's transaction costs involved.

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Hey, guys, no need to check your reading comprehension skills at the door.  I never said anything about "going out on a limb."  I'm talking about taking stupid peoples' money.  Feel free to fork it over, and lol at your candidate.

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4 minutes ago, Otis said:

No, no I don't.  

You're challenging them at even money to put their money where their mouth is. Taking huge upside and the easy option of zero risk ain't exactly going "all in." You should at least do the same you're calling them out to do imo. 

You have way too much money to be scamming suckers.

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7 minutes ago, Matthias said:

You're challenging them at even money to put their money where their mouth is. Taking huge upside and the easy option of zero risk ain't exactly going "all in." You should at least do the same you're calling them out to do imo. 

You have way too much money to be scamming suckers.

No, no I don't. 

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7 minutes ago, fantasycurse42 said:

 CTSU babbled about 100:1 odds, which I happily said I'd take - I heard crickets afterwards. 

Oh yeah. I'd totally bite on that. Instant hedge.

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26 minutes ago, Otis said:

Hey, guys, no need to check your reading comprehension skills at the door.  I never said anything about "going out on a limb."  I'm talking about taking stupid peoples' money.  Feel free to fork it over, and lol at your candidate.

Hey man, I'm sorry to piggyback on your thread, but if any stupid people want to give me money, pm me and I'll give you my paypal. No wager required.

 

 

ETA just wanna add if smart people want to give me money, I'll also take that.  I could use it :shrug:

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2 minutes ago, Dedfin said:

Hey man, I'm sorry to piggyback on your thread, but if any stupid people want to give me money, pm me and I'll give you my paypal. No wager required.

Sorry to piggyback on your post, but I'll eliminate the prerequisite of being stupid. 

If anyone wants to give me money for any reason, I'll give you my PayPal.

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Just now, fantasycurse42 said:

Sorry to piggyback on your post, but I'll eliminate the prerequisite of being stupid. 

If anyone wants to give me money for any reason, I'll give you my PayPal.

$$

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18 minutes ago, Otis said:

GUYS MY AWESOME CANDIDATE IS TOTALLY GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND I AM SURE OF IT AT LEAST 25% SURE

If you're 100% sure and "all in" gimme 50:1 and I'll give you $1,000 in action. Easy money for you imo. I'm the one who'd have to find hedge to cover.

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24 minutes ago, Otis said:

GUYS MY AWESOME CANDIDATE IS TOTALLY GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND I AM SURE OF IT AT LEAST 25% SURE

I'M GOING ALL IN AND AM AT LEAST 1/6 AS SURE AS NATE SILVER

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43 minutes ago, fantasycurse42 said:

 CTSU babbled about 100:1 odds, which I happily said I'd take - I heard crickets afterwards. 

See above.  If you want it, you got it.

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11 hours ago, Otis said:

Otis made a mint off republinerds in Obama's reelection.  Let's do it again.

Any Trump supporters want to pony up, and plunk down 50, 100, 250, 500 dollars on a bet?  I'm all in on ol' Hill. 

:moneybag:

Waited WAAAY too long on this one Oats.

Even Trump knows he's lost this thing.  He's not even campaigning anymore so much as ginning up 3rd grade excuses for his loss.

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25 minutes ago, ShamrockPride said:

If anyone is actually willing to make this bet 2 months after its already been proven the Dem primaries were tilted, they are indeed "stupid".

:goodposting: The level of corruption at the DNC makes me think anything is possible.  I firmly believe the Republicans stole the 2000 elections with the help of Jeb & Katherine Harris.  We actually have plenty of proof of the DNC corruption during this election, so why would we expect something different in the general?

I have always been skeptical of the voting machines.  We have hackers releasing our politicians emails daily.   I have no faith in our ability to implement a 100% tamper proof electronic voting system.  They probably made it easier to manipulate.  At least 16 years ago they had to use the "hanging chad" excuse.

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21 minutes ago, proninja said:

Wait, real people think that Trump is going to lose because of dnc corruption rather than because their candidate is a flaming orange bag of dog #### on some redneck's porch? 

I've stated Trump has zero chance since he received the GOP nomination and agree with your post. 

However, I find it equally amazing that Hillary supporters think there is any other reason she will win outside of being positioned against possibly the worst candidate ever.

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2 minutes ago, fantasycurse42 said:

I've stated Trump has zero chance since he received the GOP nomination and agree with your post. 

However, I find it equally amazing that Hillary supporters think there is any other reason she will win outside of being positioned against possibly the worst candidate ever.

I'd have bet she would have beat Cruz and Rubio. 

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2 minutes ago, fantasycurse42 said:

I've stated Trump has zero chance since he received the GOP nomination and agree with your post. 

However, I find it equally amazing that Hillary supporters think there is any other reason she will win outside of being positioned against possibly the worst candidate ever.

You also find it amazing Colin Kaepernick is starting today for the 49ers, so it is not surprising you are also clueless about what Hillary supporters think..

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2 minutes ago, The General said:

I'd have bet she would have beat Cruz and Rubio. 

It's pretty surprising how weak the GOP was, political parties as a whole suck, but even I was shocked at how sad their candidates were. 

Amazingly Hillary had a hard time fending off an economical disaster socialist like Bernie - imagine she had real competition.

Even a half ### ####ty candidate like Romney might've beaten her. 

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9 minutes ago, fantasycurse42 said:

It's pretty surprising how weak the GOP was, political parties as a whole suck, but even I was shocked at how sad their candidates were. 

Amazingly Hillary had a hard time fending off an economical disaster socialist like Bernie - imagine she had real competition.

Even a half ### ####ty candidate like Romney might've beaten her. 

Sure Hillary isn't a great candidate. Bernie probabaly would have smoked all the republicans. But she probably would have beaten pretty much every republican they put up. 

She has the best chance to be a decent president out of all these guys we had to choose from in the current political environment IMO.

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