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I am doing a Peng/Isle parlay at +119--both need a bounce back game.

I am throwing a "I like to burn money" M/L bet on Vancover at +175--just seems a night the Oilers take them lightly and get surprised. 

 
Parlay: Mets u8 - 120/KC -150/Oak - 120/Sea -130/LAD -235 :bag:

CLE/KC O 9 EV 🤑

TB O2.5 +120  F5 :bag:

Oak O2.5+105 F5 🤑and O4.5 +105 :bag:

Sea O2.5+120 F5 :bag:  and O 4.5+105 🤑

 
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last night was just pshing money around - lost two of those up above by the hook; TB scored 8 - but not until later; Oak scored 4 thru 2 and then shut it down for the duration  :wall:

Let's get em' today boys!

 
I feel like I should type my picks and then just bet the opposite.

I am going Orlando +11.5

Atlanta +1

I did another couple chalk parlays, which won't win much money, but it will make me feel good inside.

I wanted to bet on my Nuggets, but tonight's game is a tough one. I was leaning the under, but Denver needs this game and some points big time, so I am staying away and avoiding cursing them, 

 
Parlay of Washington/Philly/KC/Tor pays 9.5 to 1

Jordan Lyles has been bad:  Min O2.5 -105 F5 and O4.5-115

Smyly has been worse - 2 units on each of these!  Wash O2.5 +115 F5 and O4.5+105

Day bases :banned:

 
4 team MLB moneyline parlay

Cardinals(-215) Twins(-143) Wsox(-155) Dodgers(-157)  = +576 on DK

If you are a DKsportsbook user in Michigan you can get the Pistons +76 vs 76ers tomorrow

 
[951] PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES -115  :bag:
TOTAL O2½-105 (COLORADO ROCKIES 1ST HALF TEAM RUNS VRS COLORADO ROCKIES 1ST HALF TEAM RUNS) 🤑
(C GONZALEZ / C GONZALEZ)
TOTAL O3½+105 (CINCINNATI REDS 1ST HALF TEAM RUNS VRS CINCINNATI REDS 1ST HALF TEAM RUNS) :bag:
(L CASTILLO / L CASTILLO)
TOTAL O2½+110 (DETROIT TIGERS 1ST HALF TEAM RUNS VRS DETROIT TIGERS 1ST HALF TEAM RUNS)  🤑
(S TURNBULL / S TURNBULL)

I saw no posts since Friday - we are slipping gents!

Day bases  - can't be any worse than the market these days. 

 
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SO happy to see some NFL win totals out. 

Hammered Eagles ov 6.5, i can't see how that doesn't hit. their schedule is in much better shape, and i can't fathom seeing them get less than 7 wins

 
kevzilla said:
I think everyone has 8 home games, but NFC teams have a 9th road game this year?
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Correct, bad math by me.  AFC has 9 home games, NFC 8 home.  So yeah, after week 1 the nfc teams that hosted week 1 will have **7** home games and 9 road.  Not as big a deal as I first thought.  :lmao:  

The Falcons only have 6 home games after week 1 because they host a game in London.  So really only team that is in a really bad position.

 
Planning our annual buddies trip to Vegas, after those of us wanting vaccines receiving them and after missing last year.  My one buddy wants to go Vet's Day weekend. The Sunday night game that week, Raiders host the Chiefs.  Should be a total ess show on the Strip that whole weekend.

 
I'm targeting Week 2 because 1) Packers are in prime time, making it harder to watch with the old man in Sun City, and 2) Raiders are on the road.  :lmao:

 
Saturday Bases  -  Hanging with little AB tonight for the UFC card so I imagine I will be on some of those as well;  For those asking ( well ok, no one .....  is asking but I am going to tell you degenerates anyway)  Next up - Golden Gloves Open Division end of July and lookng for a tune up between now and then. 

For starters: 

Donkey Parlay: NYY/HOU/CWS - pays 3 to 1

Philly O5.5+105 and O2.5-130 F5
Washington - 120
Washington O2.5 - 120 F5
Cincy/Col O 11-105

I love targetting poor starters as scoring is down a few percentage points overall BUT we shall see how this season conitnues to play out. 

GLTA
AB

 
Found these reading this am  - never too early to think about NFL

There are only four teams in the NFL who will have to play their first TWO games on the road and those teams are: The Cowboys, Broncos, Vikings and 49ers.

The Bears don't have to play consecutive road games at any point this season. This marks just the fourth time since 2010 that's happened. The good news for the Bears is that in the three previous instances (2019 Ravens, 2013 Packers, 2012 Falcons), all three teams ended up winning their division. 

Not only do the Eagles have the easiest strength of schedule this year, but they don't have to play a single road game this season against a team that had a winning record last year. As a matter of fact, of the Eagles' 17 opponents in 2021, only three of them had a winning record in 2020. Also, the Eagles won't be flying much as they won't have to get on a plane for the rest of the season following their Nov. 14 game (Week 10) at Denver.  ( I think it was @modogg that was already on the Philly TT O)

put these down accordlingly  - why not? 

CLE O10.5 - 120 :homer:  and division winner at _+150

Philly O6.5 - 150

Chicago Division winner +350

 
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Angry Beavers said:
Saturday Bases  -  Hanging with little AB tonight for the UFC card so I imagine I will be on some of those as well;  For those asking ( well ok, no one .....  is asking but I am going to tell you degenerates anyway)  Next up - Golden Gloves Open Division end of July and lookng for a tune up between now and then. 

For starters: 

Donkey Parlay: NYY/HOU/CWS - pays 3 to 1

Philly O5.5+105 and O2.5-130 F5
Washington - 120
Washington O2.5 - 120 F5
Cincy/Col O 11-105

I love targetting poor starters as scoring is down a few percentage points overall BUT we shall see how this season conitnues to play out. 

GLTA
AB
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Good luck to your kid.  Gamblou is on Oliveira, Burgos, and Grundy for UFC.

I like Giants/Buccos under 4 F5, and under 25.5 RHE.

 
Angry Beavers said:
Found these reading this am  - never too early to think about NFL

There are only four teams in the NFL who will have to play their first TWO games on the road and those teams are: The Cowboys, Broncos, Vikings and 49ers.

The Bears don't have to play consecutive road games at any point this season. This marks just the fourth time since 2010 that's happened. The good news for the Bears is that in the three previous instances (2019 Ravens, 2013 Packers, 2012 Falcons), all three teams ended up winning their division. 

Not only do the Eagles have the easiest strength of schedule this year, but they don't have to play a single road game this season against a team that had a winning record last year. As a matter of fact, of the Eagles' 17 opponents in 2021, only three of them had a winning record in 2020. Also, the Eagles won't be flying much as they won't have to get on a plane for the rest of the season following their Nov. 14 game (Week 10) at Denver.  ( I think it was @modogg that was already on the Philly TT O)

put these down accordlingly  - why not? 

CLE O10.5 - 120 :homer:  and division winner at _+150

Philly O6.5 - 150

Chicago Division winner +350
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If you measure strength of schedule based on Vegas win totals for 2021 (rather than record of last year) Niners have the easiest schedule.  I do think Philly is up there too.

Check out Pittsburgh's last 8 games of the season.  Don't see any way they get to 9 wins this year.

 
bovada lets you bet on AAA baseball games.  ive bet the over in las vegas aviator games 5 times in a row and went 3-1-1.   o13.5 today.  

 
ChainsawU said:
Yo you can see the fake face on the Donna de Erica photo. Freakin' blatant. Also the girl I'm with, the chick is about a foot shorter than me, got her concealed handgun license. Now her rich dad (east coast rich, hampton-type ####t) asked her to buy an actual ####### gun. He's a doomsday-type fella, which is fine and I'm not mad at. But it seems real easy to get all turnt up about his daughter owning a gun for a dude who doesn't have to live around it. Seriously, that's like the only way I'm gonna die. I've seen it in dreams. Anyway, he's adamant and said he's paying for it; just wants it purchased and a picture of it sent to him as proof. She'll listen to me on what to get. I figure it'll be fun to take her shopping. I already got her a pink little sting ring stun gun. What would you get her? Dangerous liaisons, amirite?
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Sounds dangerous. What if she sees a text come through from a prior hook-up? Does she come at you guns ablazin'?

 
kevzilla said:
Colt makes these Peacemaker-looking things that are chambered in .22LR. It will look like a serious Texas Weapon to Rich Dad, but she'll probably have to put a few through your boiler room to take you down. I think that's about the best you can do. Godspeed.
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I know exactly what that is, man. Thank you. The long rifles. That's a good memory. My old man had one; the one where the cylinder falls out for you to load it. Trigger isn't live until you #### it. I remember that one. It reminds me of the concealed weapon one would carry during a gentleman's round of golf or to the mall. It was the exact model he bought at the gun show at the Waco Hilton when concealed carry first came out in TX. 🤝

 
Man, her dude is adamant. Adamant. Sends the poor girl pics of a dull-colored Glock and another automatic that looked just like it. A Smith and Wesson. And he had both sitting on some sort of rusty pillow. This artist from NYC is intent on ruining my girl's day at least twice a week harassing her about this ####t. I'm pretty sure he's never stepped foot in Texas, and I'm beginning to realize why she's so jumpy and harbors childhood-based anxiety. I kinda want to get her a sawed-off shotgun and send him a picture of THAT #####.

 
eoMMan said:
Sounds dangerous. What if she sees a text come through from a prior hook-up? Does she come at you guns ablazin'?
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There are a couple peer-reviewed articles I dug up on pubmed, one of which shows numbers on how accidental death+homicide+suicide injuries outnumber actual, successful "self-defense of the home" type injuries 23-1 after adding a gun to a situation. I've never dealt with someone older than me who's so obsessed about the most random ####t this guy gets into his head. His new favorite thing is emergency water containers. Four of them. Seven-gallon. Seven gallons of water weighs about 60 lb, more than half her body weight. Dude also got her fully stocked with MREs.

 
parasaurolophus said:
Where does southwest wifi geolocate you then? 
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We are slipping.. the only proper answer here if you don't the real one is  - at your mom's !!  ( I looked all over SW's website and could not figure it out) 

House sold  - one weekend  - significantly over asking.........

Mets, Nationals and Indians  - all live dogs tonight in my opinion. 

 
facook said:
Why?
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Long low flight hitter that tends to play well in coastline/wind courses.  Finished back 2 back 2’d place in Hawaii.  8th at Innisbrook a few weeks back.

he’s the youngest player on tour but has been up for a while now.  He’s “ready” to get win 1.

Im not making him 3-1 or anything but at 76-1 it’s a great price.

 
The Ref said:
Long low flight hitter that tends to play well in coastline/wind courses.  Finished back 2 back 2’d place in Hawaii.  8th at Innisbrook a few weeks back.

he’s the youngest player on tour but has been up for a while now.  He’s “ready” to get win 1.

Im not making him 3-1 or anything but at 76-1 it’s a great price.
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IN for a half unit.  Lets Go Niemann!

 
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