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why does the devil need an advocate
he is the devil
hey it's me the devil I need your help right now
I need you to tell them on my behalf
what does the devil get out of a contrarian arguement

 
ChainsawU said:
could of got the push on o4 that number was jacked up same with the two team totals both lined 4 when the full game o/u was 7.5 seemed weird
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It was weird. I would call it rigged but it just looked like legitimately awful baseball to me. So money runs left on base but sometimes it happens the other way around, so I can't really do anything but shake my head. Awful offense with runners on 1st and 2nd multiple times, borderline disgusting.

6 walks and 11 hits in 5 innings SHOULD cover a 4 run total 9 times out of 10. It landed on double-zero but I know I had my money in the right place.

 
Daily Recap:

2-2 (50%, +$55.00 - $100 on parlays = -$45.00 net)
43-39-9 (52.44%, +$92.10 YTD)

The last two days have been a waste of time. Have been busier than normal at work and haven't been able to get all my plays in.

It's pretty frustrating but I just have to keep my legs moving. I'm hitting a ton of plus money and have been losing most my bets by super slim margins.

Gonna keep firing away and try to stay level headed. My life isn't 100% gambling and I need to accept that things will come up and cost me money via missed plays.

Straight Plays:

Marlins score first, +125 (W)
Athletics score first, +105 (L)
Rockies score first, +130 (W)
F5 - Cardinals / Diamondbacks O4, -115 (L)

Parlay:

F5 - Astros ML, -170 (P)
F5 - White Sox ML, +155 (L)

+301

 
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ChainsawU said:
I'm holding o7 on about 30 cents juice
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I don't blame you. I mean, I can't say for sure what's going to happen I don't know anything about either team's bullpen but the hitting has been there all night. There's some asian guy on the mound I've never heard of with a 1.45 ERA that looks a little too pristine.

No horse in the race for me, so for all I care, I hope the next 13 batters all strike out...

 
I left for baseball practice and took a pair of sunglasses real quick out of the junk drawer; booted every single ground ball until coach asked me to take them off. turned out they were prescription I caught every ball after that

 
ChainsawU said:
real talk I think sharps read bullpens
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Ain't that crazy? The Diamondbacks are up 1-2 through 6 innings. They put in some Asian guy who gives up 5 runs in the 7th and now all that work from earlier is pointless. They're losing 6-2.

Full game lines are so unbettable, unless like you suggested, you're making adjustments via live betting.

 
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Salas is in do you remember when he got tossed it was the best headline ever my girl isn't texting me back I'm gonna go to the club like a tourist don't look up at the tall buildings with your mouth open a bird might crap in it

 
tell u what man. when she had her crease on my leg it was hot. a warm hot crease. she was the weaker of the two, yet as it unfolded she became unconsciously stronger

 
Ana +127

SF - 129

I really want to bet on SD to score bunches of runs as Miller has been bad in his 1st two starts back but I just can't trust that offense....

 
Parlay:

F5 - Braves / Brewers O4.5, -110

F5 - Orioles ML, +130

+314

Brewers and Braves have enough fire power to cover the spread on their own. Cashner stinks but he's going against some rookie (pornstar?) named "Sledgers".

"Hello, my name is John Slams-her."

 
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My last two parlays have been busted by F5 - White Sox, +155 and F5 - Orioles ML, +130. In hindsight, it was probably dumb to be betting on two of the worst teams in the MLB to succeed. But also, I don't give a ####.

:lmao:

 
At this point, I'm looking to submarine both my overall record and profitability. And, go!
 

Angels / Mariners U27.5 HRE, -125

Parlay:

F5 - Angels ML, +110
F5 - Giants ML, -140
+292

 
Daily Recap:

3-2 (60%, +$28.27 - $200 parlays = -171.03)
46-41-5 (52.87%, -$78.93 YTD)

Nationals score first, -105 (L)
Astros score first -145 (W)
Astros / White Sox U25 HRE, -125 (W)
Diamondbacks score 1st, +110 (L)
Angels / Mariners U27.6 HRE, -125 (W)

I'm getting burnt out... I will be sharper and get after it again tomorrow. Getting closer to 55% but my profitability is going down because of all these stupid parlays I keep playing. I haven't had enough time to do my research and have been betting on crappy teams (White Sox, Orioles).

I'm stretching for value instead of letting the plays come to me. I'm profitable year-to-date on straight plays but these parlays are killing me. Still enough time to right the ship. I just wish I was +$500 or -$500 at this point. To be spinning my wheels like this is mind numbing.

Parlays:

F5 - Braves / Brewers O4.5, -110 (W)
F5 - Orioles ML, +130 (L)
+314

F5 - Angels ML, +110 (?)
F5 - Giants ML, -140 (L)
+292

 
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Man I ended up hanging out with these two strippers last night. It was insane. I already knew one of them. She "introduced" me to her friend. They kept ordering shots of Jose Cuervo and they were super, super hot. The drunker we got they started beating the #### out of me, choking me, and slapping me in the face.

 
During the last five seasons opposing teams have gone 16-5 SU +$1,290 fading Jordan Zimmermann on Friday. That's the second-most profitable starter+day fade in the MLB during that time (fading Verlander on Sunday ranks most profitable at 16-8 SU +$1,350). sdql

Rangers -103

 
A's 36-14 SU +$2,380 playing outside the division (most profitable non-division team) and 14-8 SU as the underdog in those games (avg line +141).

 
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