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4 hours ago, lumpy19 said:

Thinking I should just dump all my sports money in Bitcoin, enjoy my fall/winter and then cash out double my money with no stress or Thursday night football sweats

@hooter311

Just double?  I'm thinking higher.  They all laughed when I posted the psa in the btc thread.

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4 hours ago, facook said:

Chain, whatcha got on CFL tonight?  I played Roughriders + the points last night and was glad I did.  Just wanna gamble on football, even if it's a communist version.

#### yeah! I saw they covered the spread. You took the points! Nice. Be honest you teased the spread, didn't you and now you need something to close it with.

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Yo.. So I thought I'd been propositioned by a hooker. Like, already. I just got here. Just trying to walk thru the casino to find food. Hadn't eaten all day. Can I just walk? When a slightly-chunky woman slid up next to me and tapped me on the shoulder as I walked, saying that I should smile more, I looked too serious, and if I liked her lipstick - as she proceeded to block my way, stand in front of me, and baste her sexy lips with pink lip gloss, puckering up as she wore a faded, comfortable, blue Arizona Wildcat sweatshirt. I brushed her off and she subsequently punched me in the chest. When I finally made it to Pink Taco the bartender asked me what she looked like, told me I'd been approached by "a real woman," and told me about a popular Magic Mike Show they have going downstairs - which explains why there are so many women here. There are a ton. Bartender skater dude seemed way too excited to tell me exactly what a Magic Mike Show is, and that once the two shows a night are over and let the women out it's like shooting fish in a barrel for an attractive single dude such as myself. I told him I'm here until Tuesday. And again he was like, "fish in a barrel."

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12 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

A's took the beautiful 8-inning start and threw it directly in the toilet.

Damn, never would've bet the A's today if I knew Montas had been cheating to get that yesterday. I bet that royally pissed the Rays off. Damn

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On 6/17/2019 at 5:00 PM, ChainsawU said:

Rangers 7-6 SU in Lynn's starts:
Scoring less than 4 runs: 0-5 SU
Scoring more than 4 runs: 7-1 SU

Going Rangers and o4.5

Rangers team total lined o5½ -140 damn.. AND o6 -118 in Sports Betting Prime.. double damn. "I'm going to go to this sportsbook and line shop MLB team totals," said probably no one ever.

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20 hours ago, facook said:

Chain, whatcha got on CFL tonight?  I played Roughriders + the points last night and was glad I did.  Just wanna gamble on football, even if it's a communist version.

This is the Tiger Cats' second game of the season. They played last Thursday, won, and have had 8 days to rest and make adjustments to their game. Meanwhile Argonauts had what I can only describe as a week 1 bye, haven't even played a real game yet this season. I think Cats score a lot and win.

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On 5/14/2019 at 3:55 PM, ChainsawU said:

Since last season Foltynewicz 15-21 SU:
vs NL East: 10-6 SU with 25 runs allowed in 96 innings
vs non-division: 5-15 SU with 60 runs allowed in 109.2 innings

18-25 SU:
v division: 11-6 SU
non-division: 7-19 SU

Folty not on his best rest, but I think Braves plate 4+ runs for the win and 8+ runs to hit the over.. lean Braves and under

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4 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

This is the Tiger Cats' second game of the season. They played last Thursday, won, and have had 8 days to rest and make adjustments to their game. Meanwhile Argonauts had what I can only describe as a week 1 bye, haven't even played a real game yet this season. I think Cats score a lot and win.

Holy crap.  Thanks.

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Pushing the u11 in Arlington was a 10 unit swing for me versus going over and losing. After 7 runs scored in the first inning, probably the worst sweat I ever tried (parlayed a bunch of CFL with that under). That number was back and forth between 10½ and 11 all day. Also bought the Rangers team total, selling at u6½ -130 at 5D (had to do it with all the other shops still lined at 5½). Unders suck so bad :hangover: Had about 3k in play here so far, down 49 bucks after today.

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15 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

Pushing the u11 in Arlington was a 10 unit swing for me versus going over and losing. After 7 runs scored in the first inning, probably the worst sweat I ever tried (parlayed a bunch of CFL with that under). That number was back and forth between 10½ and 11 all day. Also bought the Rangers team total, selling at u6½ -130 at 5D (had to do it with all the other shops still lined at 5½). Unders suck so bad :hangover: Had about 3k in play here so far, down 49 bucks after today.

Where you sportsbooking at?

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50 minutes ago, facook said:

Where you sportsbooking at?

Hard Rock. CG Technology Sportsbook. They're not shy about vig. And they like to sell you action tickets on baseball - Have to request your ticket with listed pitchers. The dude was such a dunce when I asked why he sold that crap to me. "Oh, you wanted listed??" :rolleyes:Come on, man.

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shout out to nugs he would love this place, I think dress code requires men to wear sandals. I swear I saw him playing a gigantic slot machine earlier. what time is it almost Meodoza time amirite

Angels/Cards o9 +103
Angels/Cards o11 +204

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Angels are finishing their longest road trip of the season thus far, the last game of an 11-game road trip before a day off tomorrow. They're 0-6 SU on the road this season when they've been on the road for the L7+ games, the most profitable team to fade in that (really specific) spot L6 seasons.. there's that Mikolas stuff I posted last night, plus the Cards are 4-0 SU and O/U in his career starts when they're looking at a day off.. also Mikolas 12-2 SU in the last game of the series (12-0 SU scoring 3+ runs).

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17 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

Pushing the u11 in Arlington was a 10 unit swing for me versus going over and losing (parlayed a bunch of CFL with that under).

was holding a two-team parlay ticket and tried doing the math on a push with the vegas insider parlay calculator online last night. My number came out to 10.46u. Their math was different than mine though, and the tickets ended up returning me over 12u..? I have no idea why but didn't argue.

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Cubs 49-23 SU in Lester's night starts versus the NL with a 34-36-2 O/U:
Away: 21-17 SU with 22-14-2 O/U
Home: 28-6 SU with 12-22 O/U (25-0 scoring 3+ runs)

Cubs 28-6 SU career hosting the NL in Lester's night starts (25-0 scoring 3+ runs); lean Cubs on the Lester home/night angle..

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On ‎6‎/‎15‎/‎2019 at 5:46 PM, ChainsawU said:

@Wine Thief just helped a disable woman get her fancy, top-shelf chocolates off at the grocery store. that tall man karma find you sometime then u feel lucky after that $

Looks like your good luck came in the mother####ing clutch tonight.  Like a bazillion runs in the 9th.  And with that blind Angel Hernandez as the ump, too.  That was crazy.

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43 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

looks like a little money came in on Lester overnight <_< seems expensive now

Teheran had a bad start last time out but was studly for several starts before that.  And that Braves line-up still looks lethal.

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1 hour ago, -fish- said:

Where can I find out who the home plate umpires are for today's games?

yeah for series openers it is a "do it yourself" deal. you can update yourself with a twitter search as it gets closer to first pitch (like less than an hour before the game starts) or you can use the MLB Gameday --> Gamecast which is active around that same time (won't be able to find it until about 30 minutes before first pitch)..

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3 hours ago, eoMMan said:

Teheran had a bad start last time out but was studly for several starts before that.  And that Braves line-up still looks lethal.

Exactly. That lineup. I think they've scored like 900 runs in June so far. And I agree on Teheran too, he was due for regression last time out:

On 6/18/2019 at 1:21 PM, ChainsawU said:

Do you think ATL might be a fun home dog to play tonight, even with Teheran's ERA being exactly 2 full runs better than his xFIP

 

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