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Which Steeler will Burfict take out first (1 Viewer)

Which Steeler will Vontaze Burfict injure this week?

  • Ben Roethlisberger

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Le'Veon Bell

    Votes: 7 36.8%
  • Antonio Brown

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • LaDarius Green

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Someone else

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • No one. Vontaze will be injured first

    Votes: 6 31.6%
  • No one. Vontaze will be a perfect gentleman

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    19

Godsbrother

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Vontaze Burfict has made a career injuring Pittsburgh Steelers skill players.  Who will he knock out this week?

 
My dream is that Jones is covering Antonio on a slant route, which AB catches.  Jones has him around the waist and is trying to pull him down as Burfict has AB's helmet in his sights for another cheap hit.  At the last split-second, Brown spins out of the tackle and Burfict ends up cracking Pac-Man helmet-to-helmet.  They both collapse to the field as Brown takes off down the field for a TD.  Both Bengals defenders slowly get up and limp to the sidelines (shaken up but not injured) for the rest of the game while Brown twerks for 45 consecutive seconds and the unsportsmanlike conduct flags rain down from the heavens.

/scene

 
My hope is that since the Bengals are out of it maybe it will be toned down a bit. And if the Bengals do try anything, that the Refs are all over it from the very beginning.  A hit happens .1 seconds after the whistle, 10 flags.  If they get things under control early, we might be ok. 

I don't doubt that he'll try and injure somebody, and if we're up by a lot I think we should pull Bell, Brown, and Ben.

 

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