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I've done exactly this and posted a few years ago about it. And it happened right at the end of an interview.Tell you what - worst thing I ever saw in my life - some dude had an explosion in one of the stalls. #### splatter in the toliet, on the toilet, and on the wall behind the toilet going up as high as 3 feet above the toilet. It was unbelievable - almost defied logic. The only thing I can think of is that he exploded right when he pulled his his pants down and was bent over. Must have been a horrendous day for the poor ******* who had to clean it up.
Is that a thing or did you just make that up on the spot? If you just made that up, that's impressive.
I refer to the lesser known or off the beaten path bathroom as the Bat Cave. True privacy is hard to come by these days.
Had one on the top floor of my old job. Very few people knew it was up there. Eagles' Nest.
His kid didn't get drafted, he writes letters to the NFL GM's trying to get his kid a tryout. He was an above average D-3 player. He literally throws the ball over a really tall fence, then sprints to the other side and gets it.
They said they are knocking down a wall in our business park which has another bathroom by 3/31/17 - They said this in December. It hasn't been started.
We have that drinks two 64 ounce Pepsi' in the morning and also microwave's those French fry packs where you get 8 fries inside. He microwaves 3 of them and then loads them with hot sauce.
Co-Worker came over, said the OG-Wiper was in there this morning wiping for over a minute non stop. Wasn't getting more TP. Just non-stop sand-paper noise. Hopefully the dude isn't rubbing one out.
I've seen it. I have seen someone leave a half eaten sandwich next to the sink and go in to ####. How gross is that
Jealous of 4 stalls. So very jealous. At some-point it might come to the point where I'll have to leave to use the bathroom with these goobers hanging out in there all day.
It could be 10. They would always be filled. We got like a million people in one building
I blame cell phones. We do have a guy who brings in a USA Today and leaves it on the back corner floor in the Cadillac of stalls.
yeah, one time I set out to see how many times I could rub one out in a 24 hour period... this was probably 10 years ago.
I dunno... I've been tilting my feet at weird angles and making scrubbing sounds on my arms for 60 seconds at a time to mess with him though.
I recommend that every 15 seconds you grunt once and then go "aaaahhhhh" like someone in a Coca Cola ad from the 80s. Like you just took a refreshing drink. Report back.
@Dentist likes this.Tell you what - worst thing I ever saw in my life - some dude had an explosion in one of the stalls. #### splatter in the toliet, on the toilet, and on the wall behind the toilet going up as high as 3 feet above the toilet. It was unbelievable - almost defied logic. The only thing I can think of is that he exploded right when he pulled his his pants down and was bent over. Must have been a horrendous day for the poor ******* who had to clean it up.
that's weird. so he would walk around with baby powder? maybe he kept it in a ziplock to hide it and put the ziplock right up to his balloon knot and smashed it in there
