FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (3 Viewers)

Shakespeare 

Ernest Hemingway - 8
Stephen King - 5
William Shakespeare, a man that never wrote a book - 5
Kurt Vonnegut - 4
 

hagmania said:

8. What author should every high school student be required to read at least one of their books?

Fat Drunk and Stupid -

The Gator - Noam Chomsky

 

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hagmania said:

William Shakespeare, a man that never wrote a book - 5
 

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hagmania said:

William Shakespeare, a man that never wrote a book - 5

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You're lucky nobody listed him for the 2017 death question.

hagmania said:

Ernest Hemingway - 8
Stephen King - 5
William Shakespeare, a man that never wrote a book - 5
Kurt Vonnegut - 4
 

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I chose Shakespeare because of the sheep rules.  I know he isn't an author.

And also, I thought it would work.  Baaaaa.

Bull Dozier
rockaction
Nick Vermeil
Matthias
Bob Sacamano
GOB
GAlmgren
VandyMan

are literate. The rest, well...

Nick Vermeil said:

Shakespeare... not an author.  

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Says the guy that answered Mariel Hemingway.

hagmania said:

Bull Dozier
rockaction
Nick Vermeil
Matthias
Bob Sacamano
GOB
GAlmgren
VandyMan

are literate. The rest, well...

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wait, wut?

9. What video game console had the best catalog of games?

Bull Dozier - NES
rockaction - Nintendo ES
ThaPenguin - Playstation
Nugget - Super Nintendo
lardonastick - Playstation
fatguyinalittlecoat - Playstation 2
El Floppo - Nintendo
Murph - SNES
sho nuff - XBOX
Ned - Super NES
Sinn Fein - Atari
Nipsey - Nintendo
Ignoramus - SNES
Idiot Boxer - Nintendo
Nick Vermeil - Nintendo DS
Worm - Xbox 360
heckmanm - Nintendo
Sullie - X-Box (NBA Street Volume 2) 2nd place would be Sega Genesis
Fat Drunk and Stupid - Commadore64
Matthias - PlayStation
Bob Sacamano - Playstation (if you need a number, 2)
scoobus - NES
GOB - PlayStation
Merlin - Nintendo
mquinnjr - Nintendo 64
MikeIke - Xbox
GAlmgren - SNES
Wingnut - Xbox
Getzlaf15 - NF Clue
WhatDoIKnow - Super NES
The Gator - Playstation
Yankee23Fan - Playstation
EYLive - Super Nintendo
VandyMan - PS3

Getzlaf15 said:

wait, wut?

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I don't have his bolding formatted in. If you two would like to sip coffee and discuss your opposition to censorship, I can take away the points.

hagmania said:

Bob Sacamano - Playstation
GOB - PlayStation

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Sonofa...

Bob Sacamano said:

Sonofa...

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I'd be more worried about that addendum of yours tbh.

hagmania said:

I don't have his bolding formatted in. If you two would like to sip coffee and discuss your opposition to censorship, I can take away the points.

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He also killed my Aldous Huxley preference.  My final answer was Hemingway, though.

hagmania said:

I'd be more worried about that addendum of yours tbh.

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I knew I wasn't winning when I saw the D&D questions, so might as well fun.

Bob Sacamano said:

He also killed my Aldous Huxley preference.  My final answer was Hemingway, though.

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My bad, I tried not to do that.

hagmania said:

My bad, I tried not to do that.

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No worries.  This isn't fun to do with 10.  I can only imagine what a pain in the ### 30-something would be.

hagmania said:

8. What author should every high school student be required to read at least one of their books?

Bob Sacamano - Orwell? Hemingway seems sheepish.

 

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Need an @El Floppo ruling here.

Your effort is appreciated imo

Playstation - 7
SNES - 7
Nintendo - 5
XBox - 4
NES - 3
PS2 - 2 No, I didn't need a number, but one was given

Eek I need to hurry. Last question.

Getzlaf15 said:

hagmania said:

8. What author should every high school student be required to read at least one of their books?

Bob Sacamano - Orwell? Hemingway seems sheepish.

 

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Need an @El Floppo ruling here.

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orwell ftw

hagmania said:

Playstation - 7
SNES - 7
Nintendo - 5
XBox - 4
NES - 3
PS2 - 2 No, I didn't need a number, but one was given

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:eyeroll:

boy am I glad I didn't go with intellivision

10. What is your day one plan for the zombie apocalypse?

Bull Dozier - Sex up as many non zombies as I can before the candidates dwindle
rockaction - Eat brains.
ThaPenguin - Suicide
Nugget - Hookers and Blow
lardonastick - Get high and watch the tube
fatguyinalittlecoat - Murder/suicide
El Floppo - after raping and pillaging- score drugs (antibiotics, etc) and bottlerockets and lawnmowers. (going with "what is score drugs" for 500, alex)
Murph - WGAF? I'm not a zombie nerd.
sho nuff - Build and Amass Weapons...and bang a lot before I go.
Ned - Kill AAABatteries for food. #farvabeans #greatmarbling
Sinn Fein - Hiking to my in-laws - where they have guns
Nipsey - Kill zombies
Ignoramus - Get my family to the woods
Idiot Boxer - Hookers and coke.

Nick Vermeil - Steal brand new SUV from dealership, rob gun store, stock up at hardware store, stock up at grocery store, stock up at liquor store, set up and defend women’s dorm at nearest rural local college.

Worm - Steal a boat, drive to remote island
heckmanm - DRINK HEAVILY

Sullie - First, I grab the wifey and kido and make sure they're safe and not zombies, next buy/procure a Hummer H-1, next buy/procure as many weapons and as much ammo as I can, next buy gas cans and stock up on fuel, canned food, twinkies (because at some point the world's twinkie meter needle is going to hit zero, I lived through that one time already, I hate the thought of going through that again) grab as much hunting/camping equipment as I can squeeze into my Hummer. . . and, finally, I don't drink but something tells me a Zombie apocalypse would be EXACTLY the time to start so I would stock up on all the hooch I could get my hands on to.  Next, I think I would drive to Dodds house, he's rich and I've seen pictures of that huge ### barn he hosts his FFL drafts in, that thing looks pretty sweet. . . plus he would know what to do since he deals with all the zombies on these forums.  Additionally, as a sys admin I would offer my incredible sys admin skills to keep the FBG forums up and running. . . oh, and I'd bring a generator with me so I would be able to say I have something useful to bribe my way in.  And there's no way I'm not stealing a new Mustang Cobra, I can't imagine living through the zombie apocalypse without being able to hear the sweet, sweet sound of that thunderous V8 to drown out the sounds of zombies moaning and groaning. . . too specific?

Fat Drunk and Stupid - Bang two chicks at the same time
Matthias - Get guns

Bob Sacamano - Since I have zero chance of winning this already... 1. Find some other dependable non-zombies. 2. Transportation. Preferably something like a Hummer, but you need to safely get from where you are during number 1 to where you want to be in number 3.  3. Find a home base that's secure and defensible. 4. Loot. I always wanted to participate in a good looting.  Now I have a reasonable excuse.  Maybe fewer TVs and more weapons this time around, but how else are you supposed to gather supplies?  Weapons, food, water, THICK clothing that can be easily layered, scarves.  This is where Floppo is going to have the drop on the rest of us.  Those with heavy scarf supplies are initially much less vulnerable to bites, obviously.  Lingerie and lube!  'Cause you have to make sure the myriad women who are going to help you repopulate the earth with normal people feel sexy after a day of killing the undead.  I think that works for now.

scoobus - Get a gun and run
GOB - Tweet the play by play
Merlin - Load up my apocalypse supplies and take my family to my gated mountain cabin.
mquinnjr - Ooooh! Treat it like the Purge, but for real.
MikeIke - Stock up on ammo
GAlmgren - Head to the farm with the family and the guns.
Wingnut - Go to mountains
Getzlaf15 - Shoot myself
WhatDoIKnow - Find a Walmart that zombies can't access
The Gator - Get to Hawaii then blow up the airport
Yankee23Fan - Find shuke and GM - will have food for several months.
EYLive - Divorce my wife
VandyMan - Board up the doors/windows
 

This one was fun to score, and as such, it's the Daily Double!

Damn it. If I thought I would actually have a chance at this I'd have given the last one more thought.

I had a few categories. These scores will be doubled:

Stockpile Weapons - sho nuff, Sinn Fein, Matthias, MikeIke - 4
All the sex - Bull Dozier, FDAS, EYLive - 3
Getting by with a little help from their friends - lardonastick, El Floppo, heckmanm - 3
Will die 25 minutes into it all - Bobby, Nick Vermeil, Sullie - 3
Get family to safety - Ignoramus, Merlin, GAlmgren - 3
Suicide - ThaPenguin, fatguyinalittlecoat, Getzlaf15 - 3
Cannibalize FFAers - Ned, Yankee23Fan - 2
Fortify a position - WhatDoIKnow, VandyMan - 2
Head for the hills - scoobus, Wingnut - 2
Good ol' hookers and blow - Nugget, IB - 2
The Island Plan - Worm, The Gator - 2

hagmania said:

I had a few categories. These scores will be doubled:

Stockpile Weapons - sho nuff, Sinn Fein, Matthias, MikeIke - 4
All the sex - Bull Dozier, FDAS, EYLive - 3
Getting by with a little help from their friends - lardonastick, El Floppo, heckmanm - 3
Will die 25 minutes into it all - Bobby, Nick Vermeil, Sullie - 3
Get family to safety - Ignoramus, Merlin, GAlmgren - 3
Suicide - ThaPenguin, fatguyinalittlecoat, Getzlaf15 - 3
Cannibalize FFAers - Ned, Yankee23Fan - 2
Fortify a position - WhatDoIKnow, VandyMan - 2
Head for the hills - scoobus, Wingnut - 2
Good ol' hookers and blow - Nugget, IB - 2
The Island Plan - Worm, The Gator - 2

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LOL

I didn't mean I would eat GM and shuke.  I meant they would have a ton of food.

LOL

Awesome.

Yankee23Fan said:

LOL

I didn't mean I would eat GM and shuke.  I meant they would have a ton of food.

LOL

Awesome.

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I interpreted it the same as Hags

I don't have time for a slow reveal, sorry!

Here is the final tally:

24 - Getzlaf15
30 - Fat Drunk and Stupid
33 - sho nuff
39 - Sullie
45 - lardonastick
49 - El Floppo
50 - fatguyinalittlecoat
50 - mquinnjr
50 - VandyMan
52 - Merlin
54.5 - Bull Dozier
55 - Ignoramus
57 - MikeIke
58 - WhatDoIKnow
60 - ThaPenguin
61 - Yankee23Fan
65 - Idiot Boxer
66 - heckmanm
66 - Wingnut
67 - Worm
68 - GOB
69 - Bob Sacamano
69 - Matthias
71 - Nipsey
72 - Nick Vermeil
72 - rockaction
74 - scoobus
77 - GAlmgren
78 - Sinn Fein
79 - Ned
81 - The Gator - BRONZE
99 - Nugget - SILVER
102 - EYLive - TIED GOLD
102 - Murph - TIED GOLD

Congratulations @EYLive and @Murph! This result ought to please the soccer fans out there. I'm sure they're sheep too. Thanks all for playing!

Thanks @hagmania that was fun

MikeIke said:

I interpreted it the same as Hags

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No his way is definitely funnier.

hagmania said:

I don't have time for a slow reveal, sorry!

Here is the final tally:

24 - Getzlaf15
30 - Fat Drunk and Stupid
33 - sho nuff
39 - Sullie
45 - lardonastick
49 - El Floppo
50 - fatguyinalittlecoat
50 - mquinnjr
50 - VandyMan
52 - Merlin
54.5 - Bull Dozier
55 - Ignoramus
57 - MikeIke
58 - WhatDoIKnow
60 - ThaPenguin
61 - Yankee23Fan
65 - Idiot Boxer
66 - heckmanm
66 - Wingnut
67 - Worm
68 - GOB
69 - Bob Sacamano
69 - Matthias
71 - Nipsey
72 - Nick Vermeil
72 - rockaction
74 - scoobus
77 - GAlmgren
78 - Sinn Fein
79 - Ned
81 - The Gator - BRONZE
99 - Nugget - SILVER
102 - EYLive - TIED GOLD
102 - Murph - TIED GOLD

Congratulations @EYLive and @Murph! This result ought to please the soccer fans out there. I'm sure they're sheep too. Thanks all for playing!

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We call 4th "The Arsenal"

Thanks for running this Hags

Normal again! -- at least for this board. 

Thanks, GB, for a brief interlude of fun.  

hagmania said:

Norm - 20
Woody - 5
Cliff - 4
Coach - 3
Sam Malone - 2

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So Norm, NORM, NORM!,NORM!! all lumped together.  Interesting.

The Gator said:

We call 4th "The Arsenal"

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Concentrating on the league

Well played gents.

hagmania said:

10. What is your day one plan for the zombie apocalypse?

EYLive - Divorce my wife

 

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He deserves the win just for that answer

BAM!! THANKS HAGS!

Thanks, Hags!

Awesome, as always. 

Now we need. Google sheet compiling past results to see who’s the grand champ. 

Thanks for the invite!

Can I get an @  mention  next time the game fires up? I get it now and wanna go for it.

Thanks Hags!

Dang, sorry I missed this one.... darn work!

I played along this evening though.

I wouldn't have done very well. :(

An Italian restaurant?... seriously?... nothing more fun than watching each other slurp down spaghetti on a first date I guess.

NotSmart said:

Dang, sorry I missed this one.... darn work!

I played along this evening though.

I wouldn't have done very well. :(

An Italian restaurant?... seriously?... nothing more fun than watching each other slurp down spaghetti on a first date I guess.

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 Manicotti and ravioli down?