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We have a black sheep in our midst!   And what did @krista4 say? When I was ~12, we had a plant that looked like pot growing in our kitchen.  I asked my mom what it was, and she gave me

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Wingnut - 29
Gator - 39

Formerly second-place rockaction slides, due in part to a controversial judge's decision.

Ned    71
Maik Jeaunz    66
heckmanm    62
lardonastick    62
Matthias    59
rockaction    57
Good Posting Judge    55
Getzlaf15    53
bryhamm    53
fatguyinalittlecoat    52
scoobus    51
Nick Vermeil    50
Murph    45
Worm    45
EYLive    44
Evilgrin 72    42
Ignoramus    39
El Floppo    39
Galileo    38
IMAX 3D    37
sho nuff    35
Yankee23Fan    35
GAlmgren    33
WhatDoIKnow    29
Idiot Boxer    28
IrishTwinkie    27
ProstheticRGK    25
GOB    24
ThaPenguin    24
Ramsey Hunt Experience    22
Bull Dozier    16
Long Ball Larry    4.5

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Riddle me this, riddle me that... who's afraid of the

 

 

BIG

 

 

 

BLACK

 

 

 

SHEEP?

 

 

Just @IrishTwinkie
Wingnut - Possum

Gator - Jake Gylenhaal

You showed Wingnut my answers. Admit it. I know you did. 

 

Its either that or Wingnut is my long lost twin. I'm going with the first. :rant:

 

(I've black sheeped to death in this game. :lmao:)

 

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We are boot, scoot, and boogyin' to the finish now. I'm leaving by the end of this hour.

 

8. Name an item you always have stocked in your house. (If you were to notice you were out, it would be a high priority to go buy more.)

IMAX 3D    Beer
Nick Vermeil    Toilet Paper
ThaPenguin    toilet paper
Yankee23Fan    ketchup
Murph    Beer
heckmanm    Beer
Evilgrin 72    Toilet paper
Bull Dozier    Toilet paper
Long Ball Larry    TOILET PAPER
sho nuff    Toilet Paper (bourbon a close second)
rockaction    Toilet Paper
fatguyinalittlecoat    Toilet Paper
bryhamm    Toilet Paper
WhatDoIKnow    Toilet Paper
Ramsey Hunt Experience    Toilet Paper
Ignoramus    Toilet Paper
scoobus    Toilet paper
GOB    Toilet Paper
lardonastick    Milk
IrishTwinkie    Beer
El Floppo    TOILET PAPER
Idiot Boxer    Toilet Paper is the number one answer here, so I'm assuming that's the Black Sheep.  I'll say...milk.
GAlmgren    Toilet Paper
Maik Jeaunz    toilet paper
Worm    TOILET PAPER
Galileo    Toilet paper
ProstheticRGK    Milk
Ned    TP
Good Posting Judge    Toilet paper
Getzlaf15    toilet paper
EYLive    bread
Matthias    Toilet Paper

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We are boot, scoot, and boogyin' to the finish now. I'm leaving by the end of this hour.

 

8. Name an item you always have stocked in your house. (If you were to notice you were out, it would be a high priority to go buy more.)

IMAX 3D    Beer
Nick Vermeil    Toilet Paper
ThaPenguin    toilet paper
Yankee23Fan    ketchup
Murph    Beer
heckmanm    Beer
Evilgrin 72    Toilet paper
Bull Dozier    Toilet paper
Long Ball Larry    TOILET PAPER
sho nuff    Toilet Paper (bourbon a close second)
rockaction    Toilet Paper
fatguyinalittlecoat    Toilet Paper
bryhamm    Toilet Paper
WhatDoIKnow    Toilet Paper
Ramsey Hunt Experience    Toilet Paper
Ignoramus    Toilet Paper
scoobus    Toilet paper
GOB    Toilet Paper
lardonastick    Milk
IrishTwinkie    Beer
El Floppo    TOILET PAPER
Idiot Boxer    Toilet Paper is the number one answer here, so I'm assuming that's the Black Sheep.  I'll say...milk.
GAlmgren    Toilet Paper
Maik Jeaunz    toilet paper
Worm    TOILET PAPER
Galileo    Toilet paper
ProstheticRGK    Milk
Ned    TP
Good Posting Judge    Toilet paper
Getzlaf15    toilet paper
EYLive    bread
Matthias    Toilet Paper

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Are you yelling at yourself? :unsure: 

I'm yelling at wingnut. His job was to chopblock the #1 answer so us smart people can get top points and finally feel good about something in our miserable lives. *breathesheavily*

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Wingnut - 53 kills (+24 :o)
Gator - 39

Ned    71
heckmanm    66
Maik Jeaunz    66
lardonastick    64
Matthias    59
rockaction    57
Good Posting Judge    55
bryhamm    53
Getzlaf15    53
fatguyinalittlecoat    52
scoobus    51
Nick Vermeil    50
Murph    49
Worm    45
EYLive    44
Evilgrin 72    42
IMAX 3D    41
Ignoramus    39
El Floppo    39
Galileo    38
Yankee23Fan    35
sho nuff    35
GAlmgren    33
IrishTwinkie    31
WhatDoIKnow    29
Idiot Boxer    28
ProstheticRGK    27
ThaPenguin    24
GOB    24
Ramsey Hunt Experience    22
Bull Dozier    16
Long Ball Larry    4.5

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I'm yelling at wingnut. His job was to chopblock the #1 answer so us smart people can get top points and finally feel good about something in our miserable lives. *breathesheavily*

In my defense I didn't know I was going to the black sheep, I was trying not to get sniped myself.

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We are boot, scoot, and boogyin' to the finish now. I'm leaving by the end of this hour.

 

8. Name an item you always have stocked in your house. (If you were to notice you were out, it would be a high priority to go buy more.)

IMAX 3D    Beer
Nick Vermeil    Toilet Paper
ThaPenguin    toilet paper
Yankee23Fan    ketchup
Murph    Beer
heckmanm    Beer
Evilgrin 72    Toilet paper
Bull Dozier    Toilet paper
Long Ball Larry    TOILET PAPER
sho nuff    Toilet Paper (bourbon a close second)
rockaction    Toilet Paper
fatguyinalittlecoat    Toilet Paper
bryhamm    Toilet Paper
WhatDoIKnow    Toilet Paper
Ramsey Hunt Experience    Toilet Paper
Ignoramus    Toilet Paper
scoobus    Toilet paper
GOB    Toilet Paper
lardonastick    Milk
IrishTwinkie    Beer
El Floppo    TOILET PAPER
Idiot Boxer    Toilet Paper is the number one answer here, so I'm assuming that's the Black Sheep.  I'll say...milk.
GAlmgren    Toilet Paper
Maik Jeaunz    toilet paper
Worm    TOILET PAPER
Galileo    Toilet paper
ProstheticRGK    Milk
Ned    TP
Good Posting Judge    Toilet paper
Getzlaf15    toilet paper
EYLive    bread
Matthias    Toilet Paper

wow

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9. What color car would you never be caught driving?

IMAX 3D    Scarlett and Grey
Nick Vermeil    Yellow
ThaPenguin    pink
Yankee23Fan    Yellow
Murph    Purple
heckmanm    White
Evilgrin 72    Pink. F Mary Kay.
Bull Dozier    Pink
Long Ball Larry    PURPLE
sho nuff    Teal
rockaction    Purple
fatguyinalittlecoat    Pink
bryhamm    Pink
WhatDoIKnow    Brown
Ramsey Hunt Experience    Purple
Ignoramus    Brown
scoobus    Pink
GOB    Gold
lardonastick    Yellow
IrishTwinkie    Pink
El Floppo    YELLOW
Idiot Boxer    Hmmm.  I don't know.  Purely a guess that purple is number one, I'll guess orange.
GAlmgren    Pink
Maik Jeaunz    white
Worm    BROWN
Galileo    Yellow
ProstheticRGK    BFY. Bright ####### yellow
Ned    Yellow
Good Posting Judge    Pink
Getzlaf15    white
EYLive    pink
Matthias    Pink
 

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Ned hanging on by the skin of his... wool? idk

Wingnut the Black Sheep - 60
Gator - 39

Ned    71
Matthias    70
heckmanm    69
Maik Jeaunz    69
Good Posting Judge    66
bryhamm    64
lardonastick    64
fatguyinalittlecoat    63
scoobus    62
rockaction    61
Getzlaf15    56
EYLive    55
Evilgrin 72    53
Murph    53
Nick Vermeil    50
Worm    48
GAlmgren    44
IrishTwinkie    42
Ignoramus    42
IMAX 3D    41
El Floppo    39
Galileo    38
ThaPenguin    35
Yankee23Fan    35
sho nuff    35
WhatDoIKnow    32
Idiot Boxer    31
Bull Dozier    27
ProstheticRGK    27
Ramsey Hunt Experience    26
GOB    24
Long Ball Larry    8.5

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10. After the last four days in the NBA, what could possibly surprise you about the league even more?

IMAX 3D    the league admitting Jordan really was suspended for gambling and didn’t decide to go play minor league baseball
Nick Vermeil    Defense being played
ThaPenguin    MJ comes out of retirement
Yankee23Fan    A white guy wins the Finals MVP.
Murph    Me actually being entertained by basketball
heckmanm    The Bryan Colangelo dummy twitter accounts were actually controlled by Kevin Durant dummy twitter accounts
Evilgrin 72    That JR Smith wasn't baked last night.
Bull Dozier    The finals go to a game seven.  GS goes on their typical 3rd quarter run.  Cleveland makes a furious 4th quarter comeback thanks to clutch 3 pt shooting by JR Smith, and several highlight reel defensive plays by Kevin Love.  Klay Thompson bricks a wide open three to seal the victory.  Kyle Korver injurns LeBron James as he furiously goes after the defensive rebound.  Clevand calls timeout, but James is unable to come back to the court for the last second play.  The NBA allows Cleveland to sign a spectator from the stands to finish the game, and fortunately Big Shot Bob Horry is in the house, who comes into the game and hits the game winner.  Despite averaging 35/11/10 for the finals in a winning effort, LeBron James does not win the finals MVP.  Instead, it is given to Steph Curry.  IN the view of the NBA, he saves the integrity of the finals by breaking up multiple scuffles between Draymond Green and Tristan Thompson.  At one point, Steph gets in Draymonds face and can be heard yelling "act like you've been here before!"
Long Ball Larry    DOCTOR DETROIT APPROVING OF ITS CURRENT STATE
sho nuff    LeBron going to Houston (wish he would come to the Bucks with Giannis though)
rockaction    More threes
fatguyinalittlecoat    Most players are virgins
bryhamm    they are creating an expansion team for Lavar Ball
WhatDoIKnow    That JR Smith is on the same team as LeBron next year
Ramsey Hunt Experience    LeBron James playing under 42 minutes
Ignoramus    LeBron coming to the Rockets in the offseason
scoobus    It's all rigged
GOB    Roseanne is named Commissioner.
lardonastick    Nothing
IrishTwinkie    LeBron James caught betting against the Cavs
El Floppo    BASKETBALL, RIGHT? GOALIES.
Idiot Boxer    LeBron coming out as a transgendered woman named Bronadette
GAlmgren    JR Smith has never partaken in drugs.
Maik Jeaunz    that JR Smith has a genius level IQ
Worm    JR SMITH PUNCHES STEPH CURRY IN the #### AND BALLS AND INJURES HIM FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES
Galileo    New rule declaring the regular season completely irrelevant.  Next year will be just one big tournament.  Any team with LeBron on it gets a bye until the tournament championship series.
ProstheticRGK    Colangelo being named to Trump's legal team.
Ned    Ugh, I don't watch the NBA much..... Kobe comes back to help Lebron beat GS.
Good Posting Judge    Lebron re-signs with Cleveland
Getzlaf15    Lebron has the gay.
EYLive    Lebron James and Serena Williams are the same person.
Matthias    Allows wimmen

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10. After the last four days in the NBA, what could possibly surprise you about the league even more?

IMAX 3D    the league admitting Jordan really was suspended for gambling and didn’t decide to go play minor league baseball
Nick Vermeil    Defense being played
ThaPenguin    MJ comes out of retirement
Yankee23Fan    A white guy wins the Finals MVP.
Murph    Me actually being entertained by basketball
heckmanm    The Bryan Colangelo dummy twitter accounts were actually controlled by Kevin Durant dummy twitter accounts
Evilgrin 72    That JR Smith wasn't baked last night.
Bull Dozier    The finals go to a game seven.  GS goes on their typical 3rd quarter run.  Cleveland makes a furious 4th quarter comeback thanks to clutch 3 pt shooting by JR Smith, and several highlight reel defensive plays by Kevin Love.  Klay Thompson bricks a wide open three to seal the victory.  Kyle Korver injurns LeBron James as he furiously goes after the defensive rebound.  Clevand calls timeout, but James is unable to come back to the court for the last second play.  The NBA allows Cleveland to sign a spectator from the stands to finish the game, and fortunately Big Shot Bob Horry is in the house, who comes into the game and hits the game winner.  Despite averaging 35/11/10 for the finals in a winning effort, LeBron James does not win the finals MVP.  Instead, it is given to Steph Curry.  IN the view of the NBA, he saves the integrity of the finals by breaking up multiple scuffles between Draymond Green and Tristan Thompson.  At one point, Steph gets in Draymonds face and can be heard yelling "act like you've been here before!"
Long Ball Larry    DOCTOR DETROIT APPROVING OF ITS CURRENT STATE
sho nuff    LeBron going to Houston (wish he would come to the Bucks with Giannis though)
rockaction    More threes
fatguyinalittlecoat    Most players are virgins
bryhamm    they are creating an expansion team for Lavar Ball
WhatDoIKnow    That JR Smith is on the same team as LeBron next year
Ramsey Hunt Experience    LeBron James playing under 42 minutes
Ignoramus    LeBron coming to the Rockets in the offseason
scoobus    It's all rigged
GOB    Roseanne is named Commissioner.
lardonastick    Nothing
IrishTwinkie    LeBron James caught betting against the Cavs
El Floppo    BASKETBALL, RIGHT? GOALIES.
Idiot Boxer    LeBron coming out as a transgendered woman named Bronadette
GAlmgren    JR Smith has never partaken in drugs.
Maik Jeaunz    that JR Smith has a genius level IQ
Worm    JR SMITH PUNCHES STEPH CURRY IN the #### AND BALLS AND INJURES HIM FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES
Galileo    New rule declaring the regular season completely irrelevant.  Next year will be just one big tournament.  Any team with LeBron on it gets a bye until the tournament championship series.
ProstheticRGK    Colangelo being named to Trump's legal team.
Ned    Ugh, I don't watch the NBA much..... Kobe comes back to help Lebron beat GS.
Good Posting Judge    Lebron re-signs with Cleveland
Getzlaf15    Lebron has the gay.
EYLive    Lebron James and Serena Williams are the same person.
Matthias    Allows wimmen

if the pre game alien talk was transferred here, there would be bonus points coming....

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3 minutes ago, hagmania said:

10. After the last four days in the NBA, what could possibly surprise you about the league even more?


El Floppo    BASKETBALL, RIGHT? GOALIES.

:lmao:

:lmao::lmao: 

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There's some gold in there.

Wingnut    If it wasn't rigged
Gator    WE ARE IN A SIMULATION OF A TEENAGE ALIEN AND WE'RE JUST PART OF HIS "MY CAREER" MODE IN NBA2K18

@scoobus gets the bonus from DollyGator! That's big money +7 points!

LeTrans (IB, EYLive, Matts) - 3
Sober JR Smith (EG, GAlmgren) - 2
Entertaining (Murph, LBL) - 2

The rest are duds I think. I guess? Arbitrary. Final.

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