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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (5 Viewers)

09. What location do idiot characters in horror movies seemingly never fail to wind up?

spOOfy    -    Basement
bryhamm    -    under the bed
The Iguana    -    grave yard
Peak    -    A closet
dino259    -    Old shed full of tools, machete, chainsaws, knifes….
Foosball God    -    Basement
Galileo    -    Barn/tool shed
cap'n grunge    -    In the dark woods alone
Wingnut    -    In the woods
Nugget    -    Basement
EYLive    -    basement
rockaction    -    shed
Sinn Fein    -    Basement
sho nuff    -    A basement with no exit
ProstheticRGK    -    Cemetery
heckmanm    -    Basement
IrishTwinkie    -    Basement
Nipsey    -    CLOSET
Worm    -    running in the woods
AAABatteries    -    In the woods alone
Yankee23Fan    -    On the roof
WDIK2    -    Cellar/Basement
Dan Lambskin    -    the woods
Murph    -    Cemetery
ThaPenguin    -    Basement
Terminalxylem    -    wood/tool shed
Getzlaf15    -    Cabin in the woods
Long Ball Larry    -    top floor
Cjw_55106    -    Dead Car
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Forest
lardonastick    -    police station
El Floppo    -    First train outta there
Sideshow Bob    -    Behind hanging chainsaws in a shed, apparently.  Basement or Cemetery. Cemetery?
Maik Jeaunz    -    is sexy time a location? probably not, so I'll say the bathroom. (i.e. "if I lock myself in here, he'll never find me!") idiots.
Bull Dozier    -    Shed with sharp tools (stealing the latest overplayed commercial)
Nick Vermeil    -    Secluded cabin
IC FBGCav    -    Woods

 
Basement - 10
Woods - 7
Ye Olde Shed - 5

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Graveyard/Cemetery - 4
Closet - 2
Cabin - 2
Rest - didn't hide well enough

EATEN - Sideshow Bob (should have hid in the shed, ya dummy), Getzlaf15

 
10. What's the best thing about being devoured by a hungry wolf?

spOOfy    -    Proves I'm as tasty as I think I am.
bryhamm    -    trump isn't your president any more
The Iguana    -    sweet release from this cruel world
Peak    -    Never having to build another damn house out of straw or sticks!
dino259    -    Who doesn't like being eaten
Foosball God    -    Not having to deal with the stupid villagers
Galileo    -    Become an instant legend
cap'n grunge    -    Duran Duran
Wingnut    -    Being turned into wolf poop
Nugget    -    Legendary death story
EYLive    -    You magically turn into poop later.
rockaction    -    The girls in the Duran Duran video
Sinn Fein    -    No messy cleanup!  (2.  Cheaper than a casket; 3. Saves decomposition time)
sho nuff    -    Less nagging from the wife...not none of course, because even being devoured there would be complaints about why I let it happen.
ProstheticRGK    -    Feeling the rough tongue on yer beanbag
heckmanm    -    Getting to say "You're gonna eat me like the book says!"
IrishTwinkie    -    You won't feel pain after the hungry wolf rips out your throat. Well, much pain anyway. Lets just forget those big teeth, dripping with vile mildew shall we?!
Nipsey    -    DURAN DURAN'S HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF PLAYS IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU DIE
Worm    -    Never having to read the political forum again
AAABatteries    -    Sandpaper feel on your johnson
Yankee23Fan    -    His mouth is alive with juices like wine.
WDIK2    -    All the people at the funeral saying, "That sumbich owed me a lot of money" (I feel I may have used a similar answer before)
Dan Lambskin    -    getting to check out the green room
Murph    -    Being Inside Hags
ThaPenguin    -    Knowing the poor beast won't starve
Terminalxylem    -    Simon Le Bon's hair?
Getzlaf15    -    not having to answer questions like this any longer.
Long Ball Larry    -    Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Cjw_55106    -    Fast Death
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    It doesn't cost anything
lardonastick    -    warmth
El Floppo    -    Quickest and easiest weight loss method.
Sideshow Bob    -    Alacrity! You die much faster than those suckers who were slow enough to be caught by a gluttonous wolf who already finished off worm for dinner and is now looking for a nighttime snack to take his time with.
Maik Jeaunz    -    IT'S THE CIRCLE...THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!
Bull Dozier    -    That means its Friday!
Nick Vermeil    -    Don't have to hear about Trump anymore
IC FBGCav    -    Team Jacob?

 
hagmania said:
10. What's the best thing about being devoured by a hungry wolf?

spOOfy    -    Proves I'm as tasty as I think I am.
bryhamm    -    trump isn't your president any more
The Iguana    -    sweet release from this cruel world
Peak    -    Never having to build another damn house out of straw or sticks!
dino259    -    Who doesn't like being eaten
Foosball God    -    Not having to deal with the stupid villagers
Galileo    -    Become an instant legend
cap'n grunge    -    Duran Duran
Wingnut    -    Being turned into wolf poop
Nugget    -    Legendary death story
EYLive    -    You magically turn into poop later.
rockaction    -    The girls in the Duran Duran video
Sinn Fein    -    No messy cleanup!  (2.  Cheaper than a casket; 3. Saves decomposition time)
sho nuff    -    Less nagging from the wife...not none of course, because even being devoured there would be complaints about why I let it happen.
ProstheticRGK    -    Feeling the rough tongue on yer beanbag
heckmanm    -    Getting to say "You're gonna eat me like the book says!"
IrishTwinkie    -    You won't feel pain after the hungry wolf rips out your throat. Well, much pain anyway. Lets just forget those big teeth, dripping with vile mildew shall we?!
Nipsey    -    DURAN DURAN'S HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF PLAYS IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU DIE
Worm    -    Never having to read the political forum again
AAABatteries    -    Sandpaper feel on your johnson
Yankee23Fan    -    His mouth is alive with juices like wine.
WDIK2    -    All the people at the funeral saying, "That sumbich owed me a lot of money" (I feel I may have used a similar answer before)
Dan Lambskin    -    getting to check out the green room
Murph    -    Being Inside Hags
ThaPenguin    -    Knowing the poor beast won't starve
Terminalxylem    -    Simon Le Bon's hair?
Getzlaf15    -    not having to answer questions like this any longer.
Long Ball Larry    -    Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Cjw_55106    -    Fast Death
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    It doesn't cost anything
lardonastick    -    warmth
El Floppo    -    Quickest and easiest weight loss method.
Sideshow Bob    -    Alacrity! You die much faster than those suckers who were slow enough to be caught by a gluttonous wolf who already finished off worm for dinner and is now looking for a nighttime snack to take his time with.
Maik Jeaunz    -    IT'S THE CIRCLE...THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!
Bull Dozier    -    That means its Friday!
Nick Vermeil    -    Don't have to hear about Trump anymore
IC FBGCav    -    Team Jacob?
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Murph wins.🤣

 
All matches get a +1 bonus for being an open-ended response match.

Duran Duran reference - 7
Fast/painless - 4
No more politics - 4
Legendary - 3
@AAABatteries & @ProstheticRGK response, NTTAWWT - 3
Poop? - 3
Part of the circle of life - 3
Rest - can't be arsed to justify why you match someone else

 
Back o' the pack

Yankee23Fan    -    43
rockaction    -    46
sho nuff    -    48
Wingnut    -    52
El Floppo    -    62
dino259    -    65

 
Meaty-ocre

Worm    -    74
ThaPenguin    -    74
Long Ball Larry    -    76
Sinn Fein    -    81
EYLive    -    84
Foosball God    -    84
Peak    -    90
Bull Dozier    -    92
Dan Lambskin    -    93
ProstheticRGK    -    94
IrishTwinkie    -    95
lardonastick    -    95
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    98

 
hagmania said:
04. Name a room or area you would find in a grand estate, but not in a typical house.

The Iguana    -    Conservatory [/clue]

sho nuff    -    Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the Study

El Floppo    -    Lol... I'm heading to one for work as I type... and I'm sure I'll still get this wrong. Staff wing. The sheep will probably pick something from the game, Clue
 
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Peloton

Galileo    -    100
The Iguana    -    100
Nick Vermeil    -    102
heckmanm    -    103
Terminalxylem    -    104
spOOfy    -    105
bryhamm    -    107
AAABatteries    -    109
Maik Jeaunz    -    109
Nipsey    -    110
Nugget    -    110
Cjw_55106    -    112
Murph    -    113
IC FBGCav    -    118
Sideshow Bob    -    120

 
hagmania said:
Peloton

Galileo    -    100
The Iguana    -    100
Nick Vermeil    -    102
heckmanm    -    103
Terminalxylem    -    104
spOOfy    -    105
bryhamm    -    107
AAABatteries    -    109
Maik Jeaunz    -    109
Nipsey    -    110
Nugget    -    110
Cjw_55106    -    112
Murph    -    113
IC FBGCav    -    118
Sideshow Bob    -    120
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Like I have that kind of money.

 
Thanks @hagmania always a fun game.  :thumbup:  

I had the day off and could have been doing something productive.  Instead I lounged on the couch while playing guitar while watching old It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episodes while playing Sheep.  Does it get any better?  I think I'm going to crack a beer.

 
Thanks @hagmania

I wasn't able to stick around for the thing...one of my worst showings in a while after probably my best last time around.

Ahh well.

Go Preds!!!

 
The Twelve Days of Quipmas

Note: this is Quiplash, not Sheep. You want to stand out, be funny, get votes.

Starting today, and then every following weekday at around 12:00 pm CT, I will release three (3) Quiplash prompts. The first twelve responses I get from the public will be the ONLY answers published for voting. Just like in the game, speed matters.

You may ONLY choose TWO (2) prompts to answer per day.

 
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