FFA Bored Games - The 4 Games of Christmas (Soon!)

[Dan Lambskin 13,612]

27 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

@Dan Lambskin

Not here, but I'd love to hear your perspective on this. Tesla thread here or at Pack woukd be great. 

I admittedly don’t know a ton about their inner workings or manufacturing style, I’m just skeptical how well equipped they are to deal with big quality issues, recalls, warranty issues, things like that, especially when they start producing on a larger scale over a number of years

i do like how ingrained software is in their vehicles and how they can make major updates just by software 

like I said I hope they do well and that my company can get more products in their cars

[hagmania 8,816]

7. Buffalo Wild Wings

Long Ball Larry    -    67
heckmanm    -    72
El Floppo    -    5
Galileo    -    75, Wings for a fat guy got to rank high, but even Dan must know these wings are mediocre at best.
popeye    -    90
Getzlaf15    -    90
scoobus    -    7 - I think they're overrated, but he's fat, and wings are good, so…
ProstheticRGK    -    85. Solid B, nothing spectacular, but they're ok. Going to watch a game or a fight there is not a great experience.
EYLive    -    100/100 Dan had a frequent diner card at BWW, but one Tuesday evening when the wings were half price Dan got into a feeding frenzy, caused Asian Zing sauce to fly everywhere, coating a waitress in the sticky tangy sauce. In his frenzy, Dan blindly grabbed the nearest fleshy object, sadly it was the waitress, and shoved her into his gaping maw. He got his diner card revoked that day.
AAABatteries    -    65
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    75 - I feel like Lambskin appreciates beer and wings and sports on TV so he'll give this a decent score, but there's some local place that's way better so he won't go too high here
bryhamm    -    he appreciates the convenience, but hates the place.  10
Bob Sacamano    -    Lambskin likes the selection, but he doesn't love the quality. He prefers his local place. But hey, tvs and beer. How bad can it be? 70. 
Ray McKigney    -    Beer, TV, wings. What's not to like? The outside chance at e. coli? 84.
caustic    -    70
Nick Vermeil    -    99
Yankee23Fan    -    1. No self respecting person eats there by choice.
Nugget    -    19
shuke    -    941

[hagmania 8,816]

Spicy Garlic is the truth and you can fight me if you say otherwise

[hagmania 8,816]

Alright Dan, whaddaya got

 

 

 

Dan Lambskin

92 - big fan, enjoy their wings, prices not so much.  Definitely a lot more corporate than when I first started going but I have a lot of fond memories of this place.  I’ve probably been over 100 times and I dont think I’ve ever gotten anything other than traditional wings, boneless wings, fries and apps.  Once in awhile I get curious to try something else like a sandwich or burger but i just can’t pull the trigger.  Top 3 sauces Thai Curry / Spicy Garlic / Hot

[hagmania 8,816]

Just now, hagmania said:

Dan Lambskin

Spicy Garlic

[hagmania 8,816]

Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    25
heckmanm    -    20
El Floppo    -    42
Galileo    -    17
popeye    -    2
Getzlaf15    -    2
scoobus    -    22
ProstheticRGK    -    7
EYLive    -    8
AAABatteries    -    27
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    17
bryhamm    -    82
Bob Sacamano    -    22
Ray McKigney    -    8
caustic    -    22
Nick Vermeil    -    7
Yankee23Fan    -    91
Nugget    -    73
shuke    -    2.1

[belljr 10,786]

I'd rather eat dog #### then set foot in a bww again

[Bob Sacamano 9,554]

It's no BW3.

[hagmania 8,816]

Scoreboard

caustic    -    175
heckmanm    -    186
Galileo    -    197
scoobus    -    205
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    208
shuke    -    213.1
Ray McKigney    -    214
Bob Sacamano    -    223
Long Ball Larry    -    232
AAABatteries    -    236
Getzlaf15    -    252
El Floppo    -    253
popeye    -    255
Nick Vermeil    -    256
ProstheticRGK    -    259
Nugget    -    290
EYLive    -    291
Yankee23Fan    -    292
bryhamm    -    331

[hagmania 8,816]

Last three rounds going blind on the scoreboard. Everyone under 250 is in the hunt imo.

[Long Ball Larry 14,294]

i think i misinterpreted that lions question and I move for a bad court thingy.

[Galileo 7,008]

[caustic 3,740]

I have three risky bets ahead, not comfortable with this lead at all.

[Nick Vermeil 3,248]

26 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Last three rounds going blind on the scoreboard. Everyone under 250 is in the hunt imo.

[Dan Lambskin 13,612]

While I appreciate fine foods you guys should know I have no issues stuffing my face with garbage either 

anyone voting under 80 should be disqualified 

also getting B-dubs for dinner tomorrow 

[hagmania 8,816]

8. Teaching as an occupation

Long Ball Larry    -    63
heckmanm    -    28
El Floppo    -    11
Galileo    -    90, R-E-S-P-E-C-T
popeye    -    75
Getzlaf15    -    40
scoobus    -    7 - This is tough because could be interpreted as do you respect teachers, or would you want to teach, I'm hoping he interprets it as the former
ProstheticRGK    -    30. Because they let Tanner do it.
EYLive    -    90/100 Dan respects teachers, but has emotional scars from when Mr. O'Connor, his 6th grade social studies teacher sang "I see London, I see France, I see Danny's underpants!' while giving him a wedgie in front of the whole class. If Dan had been a cuter kid, he would have gotten more than a wedgie from Mr. O'Connor.
AAABatteries    -    75
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    66 - Is Lambskin a teacher?  I don't even know.  This is a total guess.
bryhamm    -    underrated. 88
Bob Sacamano    -    Everyone has a teacher in their family, right? He appreciates what they do, but he wouldn't personally take the pay cut to do it, even for the 3 months off. 61.
Ray McKigney    -    He likes teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it again. 55.
caustic    -    40 Odds of Dan trying to dunk on Tanner here are pretty good. Personally, I would never rate such an ESTEEMED and IMPORTANT profession this low. [Everyone starts hugging and kissing me]
Nick Vermeil    -    60
Yankee23Fan    -    87
Nugget    -    33
shuke    -    230

[heckmanm 4,354]

In an attempt to completely break the space/time continuum, I just posted in the "Shuke will rate things" thread, an entry for shuke rating himself in THIS thread.

[hagmania 8,816]

Mr. Lambskin

80 - if I didn’t go into engineering I’d probably be a math or science teacher, although I’d have probably gotten fired for making some sort of smart ### comment to a student.  I think I would have enjoyed it as a profession but not all the administrative BS that goes along with it.    God bless anyone who can deal with kids that much.  Oh and summers off

[hagmania 8,816]

Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    17
heckmanm    -    52
El Floppo    -    30
Galileo    -    10
popeye    -    5
Getzlaf15    -    40
scoobus    -    10
ProstheticRGK    -    50
EYLive    -    10
AAABatteries    -    5
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    14
bryhamm    -    8
Bob Sacamano    -    19
Ray McKigney    -    25
caustic    -    40
Nick Vermeil    -    20
Yankee23Fan    -    7
Nugget    -    47
shuke    -    57

[bryhamm 871]

18 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said:

While I appreciate fine foods you guys should know I have no issues stuffing my face with garbage either 

anyone voting under 80 should be disqualified 

also getting B-dubs for dinner tomorrow 

Have them blend the parm/garlic sauce with the wild sauce.  it is unbelievably good.  heat and flavor.

[hagmania 8,816]

9. @shuke

Long Ball Larry    -    88
heckmanm    -    100
El Floppo    -    8
Galileo    -    90, R-E-S-P-E-C-T
popeye    -    99
Getzlaf15    -    90
scoobus    -    10 - Who doesn't love @shuke? [Editor's Note: seems mean]
ProstheticRGK    -    95. Would be 100, but doesn't want to give shuke a big head, or come off as a fanboi. Obviously a fan of the EAT OFF videos.
EYLive    -    85/100 I think most, if not everyone, likes shuke. He makes juvenile eating videos, he has doppelgangers all over the world, doesn't have 5 gay sons NTTAWWT. #voteshuke
AAABatteries    -    95
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    98 - Everybody loves shuke, this is a lock to be a high number unless there's some bad blood I don't know about
bryhamm    -    meh. 50
Bob Sacamano    -    Guy from the internet with a sense of humor and a willingness to cram food down his maw for our entertainment? What more could Dan ask for? 98, but only because Dan doesn't like people who play with dolls.
Ray McKigney    -    Who doesn't love Shuke? 90.
caustic    -    100 Goes without saying.
Nick Vermeil    -    87.5
Yankee23Fan    -    99
Nugget    -    69
shuke    -    1000!!!

[hagmania 8,816]

And yeah, this is a 2 ft gimme. But we couldn't not rate shuke, glorious Rater of Things, in our inaugural Hundo voyage.

[AAABatteries 24,522]

I think I need a miracle on question 10.

[hagmania 8,816]

Dan Lambskin

100 - HOF FBG.  Kind of wanted to rate him a 10 since that’s all the Shuke scale goes up to but I don’t think that would be fair to the game

[hagmania 8,816]

Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    12
heckmanm    -    0
El Floppo    -    20
Galileo    -    10
popeye    -    1
Getzlaf15    -    10
scoobus    -    0
ProstheticRGK    -    5
EYLive    -    15
AAABatteries    -    5
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    2
bryhamm    -    50
Bob Sacamano    -    2
Ray McKigney    -    10
caustic    -    0
Nick Vermeil    -    12.5
Yankee23Fan    -    1
Nugget    -    31
shuke    -    0

[EYLive 5,200]

34 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said:

anyone voting under 80 should be disqualified 

Make it so!

[belljr 10,786]

38 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said:

While I appreciate fine foods you guys should know I have no issues stuffing my face with garbage either 

anyone voting under 80 should be disqualified 

also getting B-dubs for dinner tomorrow 

I'd do a pick up order that's about it....

I'm the least foodie person on the planet and have never once had a good experience in a bws....   

Edited March 25, 2020 by belljr

[AAABatteries 24,522]

I @hagmania already but genius last question - any score Dan gives wouldn't shock me -  0-100

[belljr 10,786]

5 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Dan Lambskin

100 - HOF FBG.  Kind of wanted to rate him a 10 since that’s all the Shuke scale goes up to but I don’t think that would be fair to the game

Didn't stop shuke ... 

[AAABatteries 24,522]

8 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Dan Lambskin

100 - HOF FBG.  Kind of wanted to rate him a 10 since that’s all the Shuke scale goes up to but I don’t think that would be fair to the game

No matter the scoring @shuke is top shelf - 10/10, 100/100, 1000/1000. 

[hagmania 8,816]

10. Pineapple as a pizza topping

Long Ball Larry    -    57
heckmanm    -    1
El Floppo    -    -11
Galileo    -    20, Fat guys from Michigan don't believe in fruit on pizza
popeye    -    0
Getzlaf15    -    15
scoobus    -    1 - This could doom me, all or nothing here, go big or go home, but pineapple on pizza sucks, totally ruins it
ProstheticRGK    -    0. Pineapple has no place on a pizza. Period.
EYLive    -    13/100 Too healthy. Dan could eat four XL 18" pizzas by himself. But only three if they had pineapple on them.
AAABatteries    -    15
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    15 - I think the overwhelming majority of people that are capable of tasting food agree that this is an abomination, no reason Lambskin will see it differently
bryhamm    -    hell no. 5
Bob Sacamano    -    Lambskin likes pizza and he likes pineapple, but he's sensible enough to, in the immortal words of The Offspring, keep 'em separated. 10.
Ray McKigney    -    An abomination. Pineapple is for ham, desserts, and putting rings around his pud for his rabbits to nibble on. 5.
caustic    -    60 47% of Americans approve of pineapple on their pizza, compared to 32% who do not (Public Policy Polling, 2017). I'm guessing that Dan is a part of the silent plurality.
Nick Vermeil    -    5
Yankee23Fan    -    0. It better be 0.
Nugget    -    4
shuke    -    80

[hagmania 8,816]

caustic and Long Ball Larry have officially zigged.

[hagmania 8,816]

And for the record, that now counts as -110 for El Floppo.

[hagmania 8,816]

Alright Dan, what's the verdict here?

[hagmania 8,816]

Dan Lambskin

78 - I have no issues with it, enjoy a Hawaiian pizza from time to time, not something I get too often though and I certainly wouldn’t order it in any other combination (e.g. pepperoni mushroom pineapple...GTFO)

 

 

 

 

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Personally, I like Bacon + Jalapeno + Pineapple. Sum##### is good.

[hagmania 8,816]

Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    21
heckmanm    -    77
El Floppo    -    188
Galileo    -    58
popeye    -    78
Getzlaf15    -    63
scoobus    -    68
ProstheticRGK    -    78
EYLive    -    65
AAABatteries    -    63
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    63
bryhamm    -    73
Bob Sacamano    -    68
Ray McKigney    -    73
caustic    -    18
Nick Vermeil    -    73
Yankee23Fan    -    78
Nugget    -    74
shuke    -    70

[scoobus 1,162]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[hagmania 8,816]

Thinks his name is Doug Lambert
El Floppo    -    491
bryhamm    -    462
Nugget    -    442

[scoobus 1,162]

Lambskin you monster

[popeye 747]

His cereal milk and pineapple pizza positions are simply wrong, simply unsupportable.

 

[AAABatteries 24,522]

HORRIBLE!

[hagmania 8,816]

Wouldn't know Vellum from Adam

ProstheticRGK    -    392
EYLive    -    381
Yankee23Fan    -    378
Getzlaf15    -    365
Nick Vermeil    -    361.5

[Long Ball Larry 14,294]

7 minutes ago, hagmania said:

caustic and Long Ball Larry have officially zigged.

Nets and Sixers management represent, represent

(other than that salary reduction thing)

[Galileo 7,008]

Damn

[caustic 3,740]

YES!!!!! 

[AAABatteries 24,522]

I may still make podium.....  

[Nick Vermeil 3,248]

Question: harder to get into Harvard or win a Bored Game?

[hagmania 8,816]

AcquainDANces

shuke    -    340.1
popeye    -    339
Ray McKigney    -    322
heckmanm    -    315
Bob Sacamano    -    312
AAABatteries    -    309

[hagmania 8,816]

1 minute ago, AAABatteries said:

I may still make podium.....  

Juuuuust a bit outside

[AAABatteries 24,522]

Just now, hagmania said:

Juuuuust a bit outside

####### pineapple - damn you Lambskin!