krista4 23,914 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said: Best answer was anything to do with poop because @krista4 hates to poop. It’s not that I hate it; it’s that I’m physically incapable due to being a lady. 1 1 1 4 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Floppo 27,980 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, krista4 said: 3 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said: Best answer was anything to do with poop because @krista4 hates to poop. It’s not that I hate it; it’s that I’m physically incapable due to being a lady. @Krista's Poop Joke 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 14,294 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, Hodor said: 🐕 wouldn't say he quite got away with it since they sent him away. though i guess he went to a better environment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, El Floppo said: 1 minute ago, krista4 said: 4 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said: Best answer was anything to do with poop because @krista4 hates to poop. It’s not that I hate it; it’s that I’m physically incapable due to being a lady. @Krista's Poop Joke Content Count: 0 checks out 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 14,294 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, EYLive said: who lets their dog get away with this? we've got a whole wild scene over here 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 this one giving me as much trouble as a question 10 would. hold please. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Long Ball Larry said: we've got a whole wild scene over here I read this in a voice equivalent to the expression on your avatar's face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hodor 32 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Long Ball Larry said: wouldn't say he quite got away with it since they sent him away. though i guess he went to a better environment. Who is Tippy!!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, hagmania said: this one giving me as much trouble as a question 10 would. hold please. peeing <> pooping. Does that help? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Galileo said: peeing <> pooping. Does that help? correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in public" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoobus 1,162 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Do the right thing Hags! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Lambskin 13,612 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, hagmania said: correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in public" Separate IMO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 14,294 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hodor said: Who is Tippy!!? hmm, this is strange. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wingnut 3,659 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, hagmania said: correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in They're both "outdoors", if that helps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, hagmania said: correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in public" I'd also throw out all the licking private responses as well. Nobody here can do that if they wanted to. So it is not something they could "get away with"... Arbitrary and final! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wingnut 3,659 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Galileo said: I'd also throw out all the licking private responses as well. Nobody here can do that if they wanted to. So it is not something they could "get away with"... Arbitrary and final! Speak for yourself. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Getzlaf15 10,814 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Galileo said: I'd also throw out all the licking private responses as well. Nobody here can do that if they wanted to. So it is not something they could "get away with"... Arbitrary and final! Gumby says FU Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Getzlaf15 said: Gumby says FU :reported: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hodor 32 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Long Ball Larry said: hmm, this is strange. Yes it is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 14,294 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Tippy was the Tony Sopranos childhood dog, though now I'm realizing that I may be conflating 2 separate storylines. In episode 59: Tony starts to reminisce about "Tippy" the dog, who was briefly a member of the Soprano household when they were kids. But then Tippy got worms and "had to move to the country." Un huh. "Tippy was gassed," reveals Janice. "Daddy took him to the pound. He used to drag his ### on the carpet just to scratch himself." I thought that Tippy was the dog that his mother made his father give away and she gave it to his mistress Fran. If he was gassed, then he definitely didn't get away with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 14,294 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Hodor said: Yes it is! i told you it was a wild scene Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 14,294 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Galileo said: I read this in a voice equivalent to the expression on your avatar's face. as do i with your posts and avatar! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Long Ball Larry said: as do i with your posts and avatar! You read in Italian? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 14,294 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, Galileo said: You read in Italian? ovviamente! i go all ways 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Celebrating Hump Day every day - krista'd Pooping where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 6 Peeing where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 4 "Using the bathroom" where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 2 Sniffing butts - 4 Sniffing crotches - 2 "head in lap" - 0 Licking "down there" - 3 Licking butt/in general - 0 "autofellating" - 0 Drinking out of the toilet - 2 Lettin' 'er rip - 2 dragging butt - 0 eating turds - 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
belljr 10,787 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) Farting is a match!!!! Final!@!@!@! Good job Edited April 1, 2020 by belljr 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hodor 32 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Long Ball Larry said: Tippy was the Tony Sopranos childhood dog, though now I'm realizing that I may be conflating 2 separate storylines. In episode 59: Tony starts to reminisce about "Tippy" the dog, who was briefly a member of the Soprano household when they were kids. But then Tippy got worms and "had to move to the country." Un huh. "Tippy was gassed," reveals Janice. "Daddy took him to the pound. He used to drag his ### on the carpet just to scratch himself." I thought that Tippy was the dog that his mother made his father give away and she gave it to his mistress Fran. If he was gassed, then he definitely didn't get away with it. Haha I just made up the name Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, hagmania said: Celebrating Hump Day every day - krista'd Pooping where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 6 Peeing where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 4 "Using the bathroom" where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 2 Sniffing butts - 4 Sniffing crotches - 2 "head in lap" - 0 Licking "down there" - 3 Licking butt/in general - 0 "autofellating" - 0 Drinking out of the toilet - 2 Lettin' 'er rip - 2 dragging butt - 0 eating turds - 0 It's post like these that always dissuade me from running for public office. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ned 10,554 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, krista4 said: Geez, Washington and Lincoln didn’t even come to mind. Rich people problems 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Leaderboard (Q4) krista4 - 38. What ewe gonna do about it, huh?! Ned 30 dino259 29 caustic 29 Bob Sacamano 28 Maik Jeaunz 28 fatguyinalittlecoat 27 Rustoleum 26 AAABatteries 26 Sinn Fein 25 Getzlaf15 24 Wingnut 24 EYLive 24 ShamrockPride 21 Galileo 20 Long Ball Larry 18 Nipsey 18 heckmanm 18 sho nuff 18 Cjw_55106 16 scoobus 15 Nugget 14 Dan Lambskin 13 Ray McKigney 13 Hodor 13 The Iguana 12 belljr 12 popeye 12 ProstheticRGK 12 El Floppo 9 Nick Vermeil 8 Worm 8 Jules Winnfield 7 Yankee23Fan 5 IrishTwinkie 4 shuke 4 GAlmgren 0 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ned 10,554 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 @AAABatteries falling behind, per usual. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AAABatteries 24,527 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ned said: @AAABatteries falling behind, per usual. There's a joke about coming from behind and your sister that I would normally make but in our current COVID invested world I'm not sure I have it in me.* *And I refuse to finish my own setup. Ah, who am I kidding - your sister had it in her last night! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sinn Fein 33,971 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, AAABatteries said: There's a joke about coming from behind and your sister that I would normally make but in our current COVID invested world I'm not sure I have it in me.* Reveal hidden contents *And I refuse to finish my own setup. Reveal hidden contents Ah, who am I kidding - your sister had it in her last night! @Ned's Mom picked Uranus also 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 05. Name a prolific actor/actress. Long Ball Larry - JOLIE GAlmgren - -Clint Eastwood Dan Lambskin - damn who’s popular right now? Gonna just go with Jennifer Aniston since I’ve been watching Friends reruns instead of working Galileo - Kevin Bacon Nipsey - - Tom Hanks belljr - --- I'll say Krista will say teh Pitt, so Meryll Streep shuke - Scarlett Johannsen Nugget - Will Smith Yankee23Fan - . Samuel L. Jackson Bob Sacamano - @B-Deep says I have to answer Brad Pitt Getzlaf15 - Tom Hanks El Floppo - Streep. rhymes with sheep. AAABatteries - Samuel Jackson The Iguana - George Clooney - the family has been binging old episodes of ER while in quarantine. Fun times Cjw_55106 - Tom Hanks Hodor - - DAVID SCHWIMMER GREATEST ACTOR OF OUR GENERATION! PIVOT! EYLive - - Al Pacino ProstheticRGK - Tom Hanks Worm - Brad Pitt Maik Jeaunz - Tom Hanks! fatguyinalittlecoat - Nicolas Cage ShamrockPride - The Rock IrishTwinkie - Tom Cruise caustic - Tom Hanks Jules Winnfield - Cate Blanchett Sinn Fein - Al Pacino Ray McKigney - Ron Jeremy Rustoleum - Nicholas Cage [Host's Note: my link] Nick Vermeil - Streep Ned - Julia Roberts dino259 - Brian Kranston scoobus - Tom Hanks popeye - has to be Samuel L. Jackson - no? Wingnut - Tom Hanks heckmanm - Kevin Bacon sho nuff - Tom Cruise 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Black Streep attacks! krista4 I’m not sure which way to go with this, as in someone currently prolific or someone all-time prolific. Right now I feel like Sam Rockwell is in every movie. Every damn one. All-time I’d go with Meryl Streep. Hmmm, let’s go classic and say Streep. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wingnut 3,659 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, hagmania said: 05. Name a prolific actor/actress. belljr - --- I'll say Krista will say teh Pitt, so Meryll Streep 2 minutes ago, hagmania said: krista4 I’m not sure which way to go with this, as in someone currently prolific or someone all-time prolific. Right now I feel like Sam Rockwell is in every movie. Every damn one. All-time I’d go with Meryl Streep. Hmmm, let’s go classic and say Streep. 2 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Tom Hanks - good answer here, with the recent COVID-19+ test. Get well soon, Tom! 8 Meryl Streep - This Answer Scores Nada Samuel L Jackson - 3 Kevin Bacon - 2 Nicolas Cage - 2 Tom Cruise - 2 Al Pacino - 2 Brad Pitt - 2 A slew of other good answers that didn't find a match (poor @GAlmgren) - 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Only one other Kevin Bacon? Really? You guys suck at this. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
belljr 10,787 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, hagmania said: Black Streep attacks! krista4 I’m not sure which way to go with this, as in someone currently prolific or someone all-time prolific. Right now I feel like Sam Rockwell is in every movie. Every damn one. All-time I’d go with Meryl Streep. Hmmm, let’s go classic and say Streep. I curse you Krista Edited April 1, 2020 by belljr 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, belljr said: I curse you no spotlighting 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,476 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 42 minutes ago, hagmania said: Celebrating Hump Day every day - krista'd Pooping where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 6 Peeing where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 4 "Using the bathroom" where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 2 Sniffing butts - 4 Sniffing crotches - 2 "head in lap" - 0 Licking "down there" - 3 Licking butt/in general - 0 "autofellating" - 0 Drinking out of the toilet - 2 Lettin' 'er rip - 2 dragging butt - 0 eating turds - 0 Wait, you're combining the pooping answers but not the sniffing? BULL#### 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 23,914 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Galileo said: Only one other Kevin Bacon? Really? You guys suck at this. He was actually my first thought, but good for you that I changed my mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, shuke said: Wait, you're combining the pooping answers but not the sniffing? BULL#### You may submit your appeal in written form. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, shuke said: Wait, you're combining the pooping answers but not the sniffing? BULL#### You don't know how this works, do you? PM yourself... Edited April 1, 2020 by Galileo 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EYLive 5,200 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Galileo said: Only one other Kevin Bacon? Really? You guys suck at this. How does one come up with Kevin Bacon for this question?? Or Nicolas freaking Cage for that matter!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,008 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, EYLive said: How does one come up with Kevin Bacon for this question?? Or Nicolas freaking Cage for that matter!!! IMDB Actor Credits: Nicolas Cage - 103; Kevin Bacon - 94; Tom Hanks - 93 But the whole six degrees of separation thing is what made me think Bacon would be a more popular choice. Edited April 1, 2020 by Galileo 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,824 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 06. Name a famous witch. Long Ball Larry - WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST GAlmgren - -Samantha Dan Lambskin - Samantha Galileo - Wicked Witch of the West Nipsey - - Wicked Witch of the West belljr - - my wife isn't famous so she's out. The charmed chicks? Wwotw? The good witch from WoO .glinda? shuke - Glinda Nugget - Blair Witch Yankee23Fan - . Sand Bob Sacamano - Hilary Clinton. Wait! Decent chance Krista goes there or the chick from bewitched. But the nerds will say Hermione Granger Getzlaf15 - Samantha on Bewitched El Floppo - morgan le fey AAABatteries - Samantha from Bewitched The Iguana - Samantha - Bewitched. I'd twinkle her nose any day! Cjw_55106 - Wicked witch of the west. [Host's Note: Cjw_55106 had originally read the question wrong and submitted "Rolex". I was kind.] Hodor - - THAT MARY POPPINS AND HER WITCHFUL WAYS. NO MORE MEDICINE YOU SORCERESS! EYLive - - Sabrina the teenage witch ProstheticRGK - Samantha Stevens (Bewitched) Worm - the wicked witch of the west Maik Jeaunz - I don't know any witch names. like, the one who tried to eat hansel & gretel, what was her name? or the witch from the actual movie The Witch, what was her name? I think the only one I know is Brunhilda (or Broomhilda?), that old cartoon lady, so I'll go with that. fatguyinalittlecoat - Wicked Witch of the West ShamrockPride - The Blair Witch IrishTwinkie - Sabrina caustic - Wicked Witch of the West Jules Winnfield - Azealia Banks Sinn Fein - Sabrina Ray McKigney - Wicked, Western branch. Rustoleum - Sabrina Nick Vermeil - Wicked of the west Ned - My MIL dino259 - Sabrina the teenage witch scoobus - Wicked witch (of the west) from wizard of oz popeye - old school with Samantha Stevens Wingnut - Sabrina, the teenage witch heckmanm - Wicked witch o' the west sho nuff - The Wicked Witch of the West Edited April 1, 2020 by hagmania 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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