hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 There has been a slight clerical error. I will note it and revise scores as appropriate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wingnut 3,628 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 18 minutes ago, hagmania said: Water gun - 7Squirt gun - 2 Hmph. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wingnut said: Hmph. This is a situation where if you were the only one, I may have lumped you in. Blame shuke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wingnut 3,628 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, hagmania said: This is a situation where if you were the only one, I may have lumped you in. Blame shuke. I'm 50. A squirt gun is a water gun. But, whatevah. I'm too entertained by the game to fight you on this. Deep down I'm seething though. 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Alright, we'll have to press on. The issue is that I've managed to somehow delete bell's answer to the next question. No clue. If he doesn't have the original in his inbox still, I may randomize a number between 1-7. Seems in the spirit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 09. After you bring it home from the store, how many days does it take for a banana to "go bad"? Long Ball Larry - FOUR GAlmgren - -4 days Dan Lambskin - 1 week Galileo - 6 Nipsey - - 10 days belljr - - depends how ripe it was. I'll say 5 shuke - 6 Nugget - 7 Yankee23Fan - . Depends. Do you own a banana slicer? Because in that case you were too stupid to buy actual bananas and likely bought the plastic yellow things that have lemon juice in the them because they were yellow like bananas. In this case, it will never go bad. However, if you don't own a banana slicer, then you have at least 1 functioning brain cell, so you purchased the correct fruit product. So, the answer from there would be 10 days. Bob Sacamano - No idea. 5 days. Getzlaf15 - 5 El Floppo - 4 AAABatteries - Five days The Iguana - 7, unless you buy them overripe to begin with. Cjw_55106 - 4 Hodor - - 2 WEEKS BECAUSE I WILL EAT ANYTHING THAT SHAPE EYLive - - 5 days ProstheticRGK - 7 Worm - 3 days Maik Jeaunz - probably like 4 days. but if you had asked me about strawberries or raspberries, I would say immediately. GD raspberries go bad in my car on the drive home. fatguyinalittlecoat - 7 days ShamrockPride - 7 IrishTwinkie - 6 caustic - Four days Jules Winnfield - 5 days Sinn Fein - 5 days Ray McKigney - 5 days. If you haven't eaten it by then, use it for condom application demos. Rustoleum - Yuck, it was already bad to begin with. Zero days. Nick Vermeil - 6 Ned - 4 days dino259 - 5 days scoobus - 5 popeye - 7 days Wingnut - 2 heckmanm - Five sho nuff - 5 Edited April 1, 2020 by hagmania Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 And the black sheep says... krista4 I try to work with my bananas to ensure they are happy, healthy, and law-abiding. But on those rare occasions when they do turn bad, it is in seven days. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Lambskin 13,612 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Wingnut said: I'm 50. A squirt gun is a water gun. But, whatevah. I'm too entertained by the game to fight you on this. Deep down I'm seething though. Should defer to our expert on squirting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,002 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, hagmania said: Hodor - - 2 WEEKS BECAUSE I WILL EAT ANYTHING THAT SHAPE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iht75-LF7mE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 1-2-3-4-5 days AH AH AH - 12 7 - 0 4 - 7 6 - 4 10 - 2 0, 2, 3, 14 - 0 Edited April 1, 2020 by hagmania 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
belljr 10,758 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 @hagmania. Sent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure bell. 😉 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Nah, I believe him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Question 10 reveal in 5 minutes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EYLive 5,188 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 37 minutes ago, hagmania said: Shotgun - 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EYLive 5,188 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, Wingnut said: Hmph. Tough ruling. I wonder if "water pistol" would be different than both. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoobus 1,162 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Tough start, too big a hole to win, but excellent comeback down the stretch here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nipsey 4,641 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 You guys know bananas aren't ripe until they're bruised, right? How the hell are your bananas going bad so fast? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 10. There is a prized possession in your home that you wish no one else to touch, and therefore you have managed to place a curse upon it! What curse afflicts the poor person that dares handle this precious item? Long Ball Larry - SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ANYTHING RELATED TO THE 1985 CHICAGO BEARS GAlmgren - -Ball cancer Dan Lambskin - a lifetime of diarrhea Galileo - Forever trapped in the Political Forum as their only web resource Nipsey - - Farts come out mouth/burps come out butt belljr - Well they either have to hangout with bobsacamano or die from festering boils. The boils sound more fun but I'll say daily explosive diahrea shuke - They have to listen to the Bay City Rollers for 48 straight hours. Nugget - ED Yankee23Fan - . They are forced to post in the politics forum here all day every day for a year. Bob Sacamano - I usually find myself chasing them naked out the front door as they scream, "I had no idea she was married," but I doubt that qualifies as a curse. Seems like going biblical would be fun, but locusts aren't harsh enough and killing of first borns might be a tad aggressive. How about rendering the offender speechless? I can see tremendous upside (rip) there. Getzlaf15 - Locked in a room for a week and having to watch @AAABatteries and @Ned's Mom have the sechs. El Floppo - they're forced to isolate themselves at a distance of no less than 6' from other people, stay indoors, stockpile toilet paper and ##### on the internet about everything. AAABatteries - Their phone won't work - this would keep all 5 of the other people in my house away The Iguana - Boils, EVERYWHERE! Cjw_55106 - Sterilization Hodor - - THEIR NOSE AND DING DONG SWAP PLACES EYLive - - Nobody else (wife) is allowed to drive my car anymore. The curse is getting hit by a herpes bus. ProstheticRGK - Ball cancer Worm - Blindness Maik Jeaunz - whenever I say 'beep boop', they must uncontrollably break into the robot dance. fatguyinalittlecoat - Covid-19 ShamrockPride - COVID-19 IrishTwinkie - Their hands get hairy caustic - Diarrhea Jules Winnfield - After picking it up, they lose all memory of picking it up, set it down, and ask me if they can have a cup of coffee Sinn Fein - They are cursed into being Tottenham Hotspur supporters. A life time of grief. Ray McKigney - Non-stop diarrhea for 3 days if someone just peruses it. If they steal or attempt to steal it, the periodic diarrhea, without warning and at the worst possible times, for 71 years. Rustoleum - Every pizza you order for the rest of time will have pineapple on it. Nick Vermeil - Asymptomatic Coronavirus. Ned - Trapped in El Floppo's body dino259 - There hand smells like butt scoobus - death popeye - - "May you marry a wench that blows wind like a stone from a sling” Wingnut - 24 hours of explosive diarrhea heckmanm - Constipation sho nuff - Their junk falls off.if a female.they grow some junk. Edited April 1, 2020 by hagmania Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 And our final black sheep answer: krista4 Eternal hiccups. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 23,800 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 @Rustoleum, you are a cruel man. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caustic 3,725 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Whole lotta poop - 5 a lifetime of diarrhea Well they either have to hangout with bobsacamano or die from festering boils. The boils sound more fun but I'll say daily explosive diahrea Diarrhea Non-stop diarrhea for 3 days if someone just peruses it. If they steal or attempt to steal it, the periodic diarrhea, without warning and at the worst possible times, for 71 years. 24 hours of explosive diarrhea THAT WHICH WE DO NOT SPEAK OF - 4 they're forced to isolate themselves at a distance of no less than 6' from other people, stay indoors, stockpile toilet paper and ##### on the internet about everything. Covid-19 COVID-19 Asymptomatic Coronavirus. DA BEARS - 3 SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ANYTHING RELATED TO THE 1985 CHICAGO BEARS Their hands get hairy Trapped in El Floppo's body Ball cancer - 2 PSF - 2 Forever trapped in the Political Forum as their only web resource They are forced to post in the politics forum here all day every day for a year. Sterilization - 2 Sterilization They have to listen to the Bay City Rollers for 48 straight hours. Body swapping - 2 Farts come out mouth/burps come out butt THEIR NOSE AND DING DONG SWAP PLACES 1 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 23,800 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, hagmania said: DA BEARS - 3 SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ANYTHING RELATED TO THE 1985 CHICAGO BEARS Their hands get hairy Trapped in El Floppo’s Sterilization - 2 Sterilization They have to listen to the Bay City Rollers for 48 straight hours. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
belljr 10,758 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I wish Krista took this seriously....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jules Winnfield 1,389 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 31 minutes ago, EYLive said: What? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Drumroll please, it's podium time! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wingnut 3,628 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Final score? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatguyinalittlecoat 11,273 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 WOOOOOOO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maik Jeaunz 1,441 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I figured some sort of pooping punishment would be the most popular, but I chose to take the high road! good day, sirs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Our very own special little snowflock: Yankee23Fan - 12 Hodor - 15 GAlmgren - 17 The Iguana - 18 IrishTwinkie - 21 Jules Winnfield - 21 popeye - 21 shuke - 22 Nugget - 25 Dan Lambskin - 28 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 What the flock happened here: El Floppo - 30 ShamrockPride - 30 belljr - 31 Nick Vermeil - 31 Worm - 32 hypothetical shuke appeal +4 for "sniffing butts" and +7 for "water gun" - 33 ProstheticRGK - 35 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 This lot for sale or fleece: Long Ball Larry - 43 Galileo - 43 Ray McKigney - 44 Rustoleum - 45 Ned - 47 Cjw_55106 - 48 AAABatteries - 48 EYLive - 48 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Won't get wooled again: Wingnut - 52 Nipsey - 52 Sinn Fein - 52 Maik Jeaunz - 53 dino259 - 53 heckmanm - 54 sho nuff - 54 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 In a tie for 4th place: @fatguyinalittlecoat and @Bob Sacamano with 55 points! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanze medalist: @Getzlaf15 with 58 points Our "steel wool tough" comeback of the game goes to silver medalist: @scoobus with 62 points! And our gold medalist... ... WOW two in a row!!! @caustic with 76 points! 5 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caustic 3,725 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Key to @caustic's victory: he dodged our black sheep EVERY QUESTION, along with tallying points every time! That's always good enough for a high finish, and no black sheep is a sure-fire victory. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishTwinkie 463 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Congrats on the win. Thanks for the fun Hags. What a shameful performance. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
belljr 10,758 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Sweet @caustic has to run the next one!!; That's how it works imo 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galileo 7,002 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, hagmania said: Our "steel wool tough" comeback of the game goes to silver medalist: @scoobus with 62 points! I guess he did read the rules! Thanks, hags!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Speaking of which, let's give a big thank you to our black sheep this game: @krista4! Let's look at her tally: 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 🐑 That's a whopping 61 kills! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heckmanm 4,351 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 GG, Hags! Thanks for running another one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Great game everyone, well played! 3 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Getzlaf15 10,807 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Two bronzers in the last three. Glad not going with a poop on the last answer didn't cost me. Thanks Hagster! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 9,554 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Thanks for the game Hags! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoobus 1,162 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Thanks Hags! Hell of a comeback after that shaky start, very pleased with the silver. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagmania 8,792 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 I have an idea for Friday, but need a little help shaping the rules. It will be an homage to forum legend @shining path's thread. How does an Emoji Art Battle sound? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krista4 23,800 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) Great fun, my friends! Thanks for letting me baaaa baaaaa, @hagmania! Edited April 1, 2020 by krista4 4 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caustic 3,725 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Thanks again @hagmania! Back to Back Bored Games Champion is going at the top of my next job résumé. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GAlmgren 142 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Thanks for the fun! A very welcome distraction! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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