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So, I'm single again - good news? Got two numbers one night last week. (1 Viewer)

Onto practical matters, I need to clean my place. My bedroom is a stye right now - wife took all the bedroom furniture other than the bed. I need some shelves and bins, but have to make the bedroom at least presentable should one of these ever actually pan out.  

I feel like I'm just out of college, but with a lot more joint and back pain.

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Would only say there is a subset of women for whom the call actually makes you more attractive/stand out. If I get that vibe I'll often go that way - have a pretty stock conversation that covers the important details, then meet up. For those women they show up much more comfortable having heard a voice already and it does make for better conversion rates that way. So I'd say be open minded to different styles on that. 

 
LongDuckDong said:
Would only say there is a subset of women for whom the call actually makes you more attractive/stand out. If I get that vibe I'll often go that way - have a pretty stock conversation that covers the important details, then meet up. For those women they show up much more comfortable having heard a voice already and it does make for better conversion rates that way. So I'd say be open minded to different styles on that. 
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These girls have heard my voice.  At the bar. 

(Am I missing something?)

 
So I play golf yesterday with a bunch of amigos.  20 of us, annual holiday tradition.  In a cart with our hero, who is a 6'5 linebacker type who with one arm hits better irons than I do.  Plays in competitive amputee leagues, etc.  Anyway, guy is killin' the single scene. I start asking him questions re Tinder, etc and he goes "Tinder? That's nothin'.  You should hear about my hookups on Bumble". With that I promptly bang into the cart in front of me going close to full speed.  But I digress.  After a few stories I asked what was the strangest date he had been on.  Tells me it's this hot chick who sent him a video of her slowly stripping in the shower (he showed us the video, still on his phone of course).  He was going to be in town on business and they agreed to meet at the hotel he was staying in.  So he walks into his room at the Embassy Suites post work and there she is, laying on his bed.  He's never met the chick.  She sweet talked the guy at the front desk and acted like she was his wife.  They gave her the key.  So he's wondering WTF, sorta weird.  Anything, he said they go at it like dogs in heat till exhaustion.  Take a break to get something to eat and then go back for an extended round 2. It was gettin' freaky with her demanding he choke her with his one arm, etc.  Psycho nymph stuff.   He passes out, then wakes up in the am and realizes he's got to back to work.  She said "uh uh - you are going to #### me again".  He said "No, I can't.  I have to get to work". She promptly kicks him in the ribs, spat on him and said "you're just like my ####### husband" as she walked out the front door.

 
Judge Smails said:
So I play golf yesterday with a bunch of amigos.  20 of us, annual holiday tradition.  In a cart with our hero, who is a 6'5 linebacker type who with one arm hits better irons than I do.  Plays in competitive amputee leagues, etc.  Anyway, guy is killin' the single scene. I start asking him questions re Tinder, etc and he goes "Tinder? That's nothin'.  You should hear about my hookups on Bumble". With that I promptly bang into the cart in front of me going close to full speed.  But I digress.  After a few stories I asked what was the strangest date he had been on.  Tells me it's this hot chick who sent him a video of her slowly stripping in the shower (he showed us the video, still on his phone of course).  He was going to be in town on business and they agreed to meet at the hotel he was staying in.  So he walks into his room at the Embassy Suites post work and there she is, laying on his bed.  He's never met the chick.  She sweet talked the guy at the front desk and acted like she was his wife.  They gave her the key.  So he's wondering WTF, sorta weird.  Anything, he said they go at it like dogs in heat till exhaustion.  Take a break to get something to eat and then go back for an extended round 2. It was gettin' freaky with her demanding he choke her with his one arm, etc.  Psycho nymph stuff.   He passes out, then wakes up in the am and realizes he's got to back to work.  She said "uh uh - you are going to #### me again".  He said "No, I can't.  I have to get to work". She promptly kicks him in the ribs, spat on him and said "you're just like my ####### husband" as she walked out the front door.
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Man, I hate it when that happens.

 
LongDuckDong said:
Would only say there is a subset of women for whom the call actually makes you more attractive/stand out. If I get that vibe I'll often go that way - have a pretty stock conversation that covers the important details, then meet up. For those women they show up much more comfortable having heard a voice already and it does make for better conversion rates that way. So I'd say be open minded to different styles on that. 
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This is true. It's clearly not the norm these days, and you get a feel for it with the girl when you meet her. It's "less murdery/rapey" to text,  but this approach of calling is completely touch an go. If you meet a girl and she is talkative and you get the vibe she is into you, just make the call to make plans. Worst case if a phone call is offsetting at the onset, you weed one out, and move on. Otherwise, if she's into it she's going to be in **** yeah mode.

 
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Judge Smails said:
So I play golf yesterday with a bunch of amigos.  20 of us, annual holiday tradition.  In a cart with our hero, who is a 6'5 linebacker type who with one arm hits better irons than I do.  Plays in competitive amputee leagues, etc.  Anyway, guy is killin' the single scene. I start asking him questions re Tinder, etc and he goes "Tinder? That's nothin'.  You should hear about my hookups on Bumble". With that I promptly bang into the cart in front of me going close to full speed.  But I digress.  After a few stories I asked what was the strangest date he had been on.  Tells me it's this hot chick who sent him a video of her slowly stripping in the shower (he showed us the video, still on his phone of course).  He was going to be in town on business and they agreed to meet at the hotel he was staying in.  So he walks into his room at the Embassy Suites post work and there she is, laying on his bed.  He's never met the chick.  She sweet talked the guy at the front desk and acted like she was his wife.  They gave her the key.  So he's wondering WTF, sorta weird.  Anything, he said they go at it like dogs in heat till exhaustion.  Take a break to get something to eat and then go back for an extended round 2. It was gettin' freaky with her demanding he choke her with his one arm, etc.  Psycho nymph stuff.   He passes out, then wakes up in the am and realizes he's got to back to work.  She said "uh uh - you are going to #### me again".  He said "No, I can't.  I have to get to work". She promptly kicks him in the ribs, spat on him and said "you're just like my ####### husband" as she walked out the front door.
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Like I said... pass the beer nuts.

 
NotSmart said:
NutterButter said:
i like the sound of this.  i might have to jump back into this whole dating thing when my wife and i part ways in the near future.  
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Does your wife know about this?
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I'm torn between breaking the news tonight when the ball drops or saving it for v day.  :lol:   In all seriousness, she's the one that made the decision a few months back.   Its been a long time coming.   So come next summer, any of you fools that are currently hunting in the morris county, nj area might have to move elsewhere b/c there's going to be a new big game hunter on the scene.  :lol:  

 
NutterButter said:
I'm torn between breaking the news tonight when the ball drops or saving it for v day.  :lol:   In all seriousness, she's the one that made the decision a few months back.   Its been a long time coming.   So come next summer, any of you fools that are currently hunting in the morris county, nj area might have to move elsewhere b/c there's going to be a new big game hunter on the scene.  :lol:  
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You do know tomorrow is NYE, right?

 
Judge Smails said:
  She said "uh uh - you are going to #### me again".  He said "No, I can't.  I have to get to work". She promptly kicks him in the ribs, spat on him and said "you're just like my ####### husband" as she walked out the front door.
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Men are such pigs ? 

 
NutterButter said:
I'm torn between breaking the news tonight when the ball drops or saving it for v day.  :lol:   In all seriousness, she's the one that made the decision a few months back.   Its been a long time coming.   So come next summer, any of you fools that are currently hunting in the morris county, nj area might have to move elsewhere b/c there's going to be a new big game hunter on the scene.  :lol:  
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If any of these fellas come there next summer, you aren't the divorced partner they'll be interested in hunting down.

 
Da Guru said:
44 in the new 24.....Use technology...."Just For Men, Crest White Strips, Viagra, Cialis"
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Ha! 

Seriously though... it’s surprisingly easy for a resonably in-shape, reasonably well heeled guy in his 40s to pull fantastic 25-30yo tail if you have any personality at all. 

 
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Ha! 

Seriously though... it’s surprisingly easy for a resonably in-shape, reasonably well heeled guy in his 40s to pull fantastic 25-30yo tail if you have any personality at all. 
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:lol:   Maybe my confidence is just shot and/or I've certainly never been in the post college game meeting my wife in college, but I'm probably all 3 and I can't see myself pulling a fantastic 25 year old at age 40 unless it involves paying her for her professional services.  

 
NutterButter said:
:lol:   Maybe my confidence is just shot and/or I've certainly never been in the post college game meeting my wife in college, but I'm probably all 3 and I can't see myself pulling a fantastic 25 year old at age 40 unless it involves paying her for her professional services.  
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Gotta neg 'em, bro. 

Also do you lift? Whack down some creatine, blast those lats, get gains. And you're gonna need lots of tank tops. Tank top make the panties drop.

 
NutterButter said:
:lol:   Maybe my confidence is just shot and/or I've certainly never been in the post college game meeting my wife in college, but I'm probably all 3 and I can't see myself pulling a fantastic 25 year old at age 40 unless it involves paying her for her professional services.  
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I met my ex when I was 36. She was 23. Honestly, pretty amazing we made it almost a decade. 

Btw, at a pretty sweet and good female to male ratio'd NYE party at a lounge where I know some of the tenders and owner a bit. My butt definitely got rubbed up against by a fairly attractive chick...

Thats buttsex, right? Little outta practice.

HAPPY NEW YEARS to the newly single crew! Our lives may at times resemble a sitcom, but it's our damn sitcom, #####es. 

Just without Seinfelds billions. 

 
Koya said:
I met my ex when I was 36. She was 23. Honestly, pretty amazing we made it almost a decade. 

Btw, at a pretty sweet and good female to male ratio'd NYE party at a lounge where I know some of the tenders and owner a bit. My butt definitely got rubbed up against by a fairly attractive chick...

Thats buttsex, right? Little outta practice.

HAPPY NEW YEARS to the newly single crew! Our lives may at times resemble a sitcom, but it's our damn sitcom, #####es. 

Just without Seinfelds billions. 
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Better if your front rubs up against her back.  If she was that attractive, she'll feel your attraction.  ;-)

 
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