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Drunken knight
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James Daulton
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Ilov80s
Footballguy
Otis
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Don't Noonan
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DallasDMac
Footballguy
Drunken knight
Footballguy
she just may be tired from earlier activities. turn on the otis charm. she'll come around.
DallasDMac
Footballguy
she just may be tired from earlier activities. turn on the otis charm. she'll comearoundagain.
Cjw_55106
Footballguy
He already found a sucker to raise his kids and put them to bed, why would he stop by and do it?
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Insoxicated
Ilov80s
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seahawk 17
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I posted in a thread a decade ago that Otis would not be faithful. Now it begins.
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dickey moe
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gianmarco
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If she's walking funny tomorrow then you might wanna consider that a red flag.If she doesn’t wanna make Whoopie tonight, you might wanna consider that a red flag...
If her phone is suddenly sharing location again tomorrow then you might wanna consider that a red flag.
Bacon is Delicious
Footballguy
Otis divorced yet?
Otis
Footballguy
If she doesn’t wanna make Whoopie tonight, you might wanna consider that a red flag...
If her phone is suddenly sharing location again tomorrow then you might wanna consider that a red flag.
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Insoxicated
Actually, I think our hero is 100% faithful. His wife is indeed smokin hot, and he leads quite the life.
James Daulton
Footballguy
Let's all look on the bright side, when Oat's wife leaves him for this other dude and marries him, at least we'll get another Rhigetti wedding dance video.
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
I woke up this morning hoping this all was a bad dream
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Footballguy
ChiefD
Footballguy
Otis needs to walk out this morning with the old jovial:
"How was your date with the ex last night?"
Her reaction......will tell the tale.
sbonomo
Footballguy
Seems pretty childish but I gues they are women. I gues my point was more centered around they have had problems with this guy in the past so why even leave the door open.
Ned
Footballguy
I see what you did there. 
I'm friends with some exes. My wife is friends with some exes. Not everyone's an immature ###.
Otis
Footballguy
Otis
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She actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
And so the drift away begins.......Mrs. O slept in. Pretty hungover. Otis up at 6 with the kids making breakfast.
I bet the ex is not fat. I bet you wish you didn't let yourself go now.
NutterButter
Footballguy
How selfish am I for partially hoping that Oat's marriage goes down in flames so I can get a taste of pre-marriage Oats that I missed?
ChiefD
Footballguy
See kids, this is how you lay out a friday thread. Watch and learn from a pro.She actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw.
DocHolliday
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Rhythmdoctor
Footballguy
Oh my.
Drunken knight
Footballguy
It might be a red flagShe actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw.
ChiefD
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
It's a fortunate thing that Otis's now-wife was able to leave such an emotionally needy cutter, in search of a better life with a man who doesn't really crave attention.
DallasDMac
Footballguy
{Blazing Saddles}She actually is trying to get an “emergency dentist appointment” for a pain in her jaw.
"They said you was hung!"
"And they was right"
{/Blazing Saddles}
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Footballguy
NotSmart
Footballguy
Ned
Footballguy
gianmarco
Footballguy
DallasDMac
Footballguy
Otis got up, fed the kids, and is now scrubbing off the "hand cream" that she apparently spilled all over the back seat of her car.Update?
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Insoxicated
It might be...
I’m particularly curious if the phone suddenly is sharing location again today. That would DEFINITELY be a red flag
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Drunken knight
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ClownCausedChaos2
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