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On 2/9/2018 at 4:36 PM, Otis said:

...things started getting ugly when he began to parade in my face via text the physical things they’d done, just as we announced our engagement.

That’s some cold stuff right there.  I had an ex-GF’s ticked-off ex tell me they did anal,  but thank God none of the wife’s ex’s have followed suit. 

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Really want that boy, don't you?  Listen man, take it from me.  Just stop.  Otherwise you might mess around and get a double double like 'Ol GM here.  Forget having enough time alone together to actua

Is that unusual? If so, call with an emergency and see if she picks up.  If she does, you’ll need something ready.  Tell her your house is on fire. Be sure to set it on fire first. 

The day I have to check my wife's twatlawn because I am afraid she is cheating on me is the day our marriage is over.

35 minutes ago, doowain said:

It's amazing what results from the insecurity of one man and the bored amusement of many.  The internet at it's best.

Who says I'm insecure?  Bunch of guys in here are the ones suggesting I do physical inspections of my spouse.  

 

If he makes another post on her FB this could get pretty good though.  :fingerscrossed:

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Let's get real here. Mrs O. is not going to sneak off the reservation for some deep and damp (expression used without the express authorization of Saul Goodman who was describing Skylar's dalliance to Walt) when Otis is in town.  She is sophisticated and knows Otis goes out of town for weeks at a time a few times a year.  She will wait for the opportune moment.

 

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Soulfly3 said:

Alright, since you don't want to check her snooter...

Check her phone/recent calls and see if she made an appointment with a taint-hair specialist. Another surefire way to know.

Unless, of course, the ex is @Christo
 

 

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1 hour ago, Otis said:

:shrug:

 

Gotta say, some guy started telling me in detail what he and my wife had done in bed to make me angry once we got engaged, my wife becomes friends with him again Lucy got some ‘splainin to do. 

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9 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

Gotta say, some guy started telling me in detail what he and my wife had done in bed to make me angry once we got engaged, my wife becomes friends with him again Lucy got some ‘splainin to do. 

I’m secure bro. Hawks gon screech. 

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Guess not being the first to drive the hellcat is ok. But having the original driver texting your hellcat about the way he could make her scream when he punched the gas pedal and laid black marks all over town.   Anyway.  Vroom Vroom

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59 minutes ago, Otis said:

I’m secure bro. Hawks gon screech. 

I’m secure too. It’s not about thinking she’s banging him, it’s just unbelievably insulting to you.  

If my brother became buddies with someone who did that he’d have splainin to do too. 

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1 hour ago, SHIZNITTTT said:

Guess not being the first to drive the hellcat is ok. But having the original driver texting your hellcat about the way he could make her scream when he punched the gas pedal and laid black marks all over town.   Anyway.  Vroom Vroom

Who said he's the original?

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On 2/9/2018 at 8:16 PM, ProstheticRGK said:

Bro, do you even lift? You need to treat this tool like pec and bicep day (every day, amirite?) and go hard.

Post on his wall: “hey, bro, sorry to hear that your wife, errr, ex-wife cheated on you within a month of you all getting married. That’s gotta make you feel like a total cuck. But, some advice: when you’re looking to rebound from getting raw-dogged by a sexually frustrated hose-beast, don’t publically reach out to an ex- it really sends off a creepy, stalkerish vibe that will only hurt you on the dating scene. I posted this to you privately, so I wouldn’t embarass you further, publically. At least, I’m pretty sure I did. I mean, you’ve been beaten up enough, right? YIC, Oats.”

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On 2/11/2018 at 4:32 PM, Soulfly3 said:

Yes. Albeit with no kids. 

The point is, why is it so difficult to check under the hood? Even catch a glimpse? Hell, it doesn't even have to be day of - that type of care is noticable for 2-3 days after.

You'll know if she made some "unnecessary effort".

it doesn't matter if you have kids or not.. If you don't have the ability to see your wife's ##### daily... you may as well be single. 

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3 hours ago, Ditka Butkus said:
  • Raw-dogged and hose-beast.... Can I use these?

Shattered the screen on my phone last week. When the tech guy asked me if I have a case on my phone normally, l responded, "nah, I go raw dog with it". Dude did not know how to respond. :lmao:  he eventually cracked a wry smile. Big fan of the ole raw dog. 

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5 hours ago, Ditka Butkus said:

it doesn't matter if you have kids or not.. If you don't have the ability to see your wife's ##### daily... you may as well be single. 

Oh man. I remember being 25 and single. Such a cute, simple time. 

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6 hours ago, mr fancypants said:

Who said he's the original?

And not sure I’d mind someone texting my car. 

And, related, I’m really tempted to buy a Hellcat. Is it weird that I’m in love with the purple one?

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3 hours ago, Otis said:

Oh man. I remember being 25 and single. Such a cute, simple time. 

So, your "smokeshow wife" doesn't like being naked? Am I reading this right? 

Does not compute. Hot women know they're hot, and love the attention they get from it. 

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15 minutes ago, Soulfly3 said:

So, your "smokeshow wife" doesn't like being naked? Am I reading this right? 

Does not compute. Hot women know they're hot, and love the attention they get from it. 

WWJGD?

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Are people still suggesting that Oats should be inspecting his wife nether regions before she goes out?  Or is the outrage over the fact that parents often find time for such fun difficult to find?  If it's the latter, I suggest those without kids imagine what it's like having a couple of lemurs from Madagascar loose in the house.  Except these lemurs are more curious and they can actually hurt themselves pretty easily.

No kid bro having kids assumptions are often the worst having kids assumptions. 

 

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Do children go to bed at nite, or nah?

Point is, Im married, and while the wife and I don't bump uglies anywhere near the daily anymore, I can be certain that I still see her nude every single day. 

I have no idea, kids or not, how you havent seen your wife nakes once in the last 4 days. Impossible. 

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1 hour ago, Soulfly3 said:

So, your "smokeshow wife" doesn't like being naked? Am I reading this right? 

Does not compute. Hot women know they're hot, and love the attention they get from it. 

Love the attention from other men and women, not their spouses. 

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1 hour ago, Soulfly3 said:

So, your "smokeshow wife" doesn't like being naked? Am I reading this right? 

Does not compute. Hot women know they're hot, and love the attention they get from it. 

 You really are clueless

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4 minutes ago, Soulfly3 said:

Do children go to bed at nite, or nah?

Point is, Im married, and while the wife and I don't bump uglies anywhere near the daily anymore, I can be certain that I still see her nude every single day. 

I have no idea, kids or not, how you havent seen your wife nakes once in the last 4 days. Impossible. 

It is not uncommon for my wife and I to go to bed at different times, and we get up at different times every day.  I could definitely go several days without seeing my wife naked and not think twice about it.

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9 minutes ago, Soulfly3 said:

Yes, Im the clueless one who hasn't seen his wife naked in 4 days. 

Absolutely frightened that so many of you consider this normal

It's not even about sex. Wife and I have sex plenty (obviously not every day) but she showers in the morning before i wake up and changes into her pjs at night. Even if i saw her changing into her pjs its not like she would get butt ### naked to do so. 

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6 minutes ago, shadyridr said:

It's not even about sex. Wife and I have sex plenty (obviously not every day) but she showers in the morning before i wake up and changes into her pjs at night. Even if i saw her changing into her pjs its not like she would get butt ### naked to do so. 

Sure, but this man needs to catch a glimpse to kno whether or not he needs to hide things. 

Id make that effort to wake up a few extra mins early to catch her scrubbing her crotch

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