What should Donald Trump's theme song be? (2 Viewers)

I've had this old song in my head for the past couple of days, and I think this particular song should be the perfect theme song for Donald Trump: "Welcome to the Boom Town" by David & David.  This song came out in 1986 when Ronald Reagan was still in office.  Does anyone remember listening to this song back in the 1986 when it first was played on the radio?  And do you think it should be the perfect theme song for our President?

either yakety sax also known as the benny hill song or the russian national anthem one or the other  take that to the bank brohans 

I second Yakkity Sax. 

Shoildn’t this be in the sub forum?

SWC said:

either yakety sax also known as the benny hill song or the russian national anthem one or the other  take that to the bank brohans 

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Crazy mix of these imo. 

Don't Stop Believing - Journey

That stupid Lee Greenwood song

Please move this to the subforum

problems.

Pink Floyd- Another brick in the wall

Back in the U.S.S.R. - The Beatles

First song that came to mind

Excitable boy, Warren Zevon

Get a guy with a tuba to follow him whenever he walks anywhere. 

The Rodeo Song

Google it

Nsfw

Over my head 

The final countdown 

They're coming to take me away haha, they're coming to take me away hoho, hehe, haha!

"I Did it My Way"

Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three Different Ones) nails it to a tee, almost like they saw him coming 40 years ago.

Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha, ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You ####ed up old hag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha, ha,…

P Control

Roger Waters nailed this down already.

The anger has aged well.

Beck's "Loser"

Yogibear said:

I've had this old song in my head for the past couple of days, and I think this particular song should be the perfect theme song for Donald Trump: "Welcome to the Boom Town" by David & David.  This song came out in 1986 when Ronald Reagan was still in office.  Does anyone remember listening to this song back in the 1986 when it first was played on the radio?  And do you think it should be the perfect theme song for our President?

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Ms. Ivanka drives a nine four four
Satisfaction oozes from her pores
She keeps rings on her fingers
Marble on her floor
Cocaine on her dresser
Bars on her doors
She keeps her back against the wall
She keeps her back against the wall

Dinsy Ejotuz said:

Roger Waters nailed this down already.

The anger has aged well.

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Yeah, seeing it live blew my expectations, and they were already quite high. Waters has aged well, even if his vocal chords haven't. 

I Fought The Law

-The Clash

Lonesome Loser

-Little River Band

Dirty Laundry

-Don Henley

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

pecorino said:

Beck's "Loser"

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Came here to post this. 

skycriesmary said:

Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three Different Ones) nails it to a tee, almost like they saw him coming 40 years ago.

Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha, ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You ####ed up old hag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha, ha,…

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Now I want to listen to Animals.

pecorino said:

Beck's "Loser"

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Teddy Stickles said:

Came here to post this. 

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+1 from a slightly right of center didn't vote for him warned all my friends and family he's a disaster dude.

Lunatic fringe

Lunatic fringe
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming
I know what you're after
We're wise to you this time (wise to you this time)
We won't let you kill the laughter

Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
But this is open season
But you won't get too far
'Cause you've got to blame someone
For your own confusion
We're on guard this time (on guard this time)
Against your final solution

Oh no

Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

We can hear you coming (we can hear you coming)
No, you're not going to win this time (not gonna win)
We can hear the footsteps (we can hear the footsteps)
Hey, out along the walkway (out along the walkway)

Lunatic fringe
We all know you're out there
Can you feel the resistance
Can you feel the thunder

Oh no

Hey!

Downer - Nirvana

Portray sincerity
Act out of loyalty
Defend your true country
Wish away the pain
Hand out lobotomies
To save little families
Surrealistic fantasy
Bland boring plain

Hold me down in restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece shun in master?
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can
Make enough of the words for you to follow along
I sink and then some

Slippery pessimist hypocrite master
Conservative communist apocalyptic *******
Thank you dear God for putting me on this earth
I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst

Hold me down in restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece shun in master?
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can
Make enough of the words for you to follow along
I sink and then some

Why is everybody always picking on me ? - Bloodhound Gang

Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me

I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'

I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

'Cause you're white but got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the ''cause' but there's a lot more wrong with you

So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies

I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first

But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total #######

It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

You took your mom to the prom but got lucky
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you monkey boy

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told jfk that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
What's with that hair?

Run... Run... Run, run, now Forrest
Run... Run... Run like the wind now
Run... Run... Run, run, now Forrest
Run... Stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a s***
He went to the White House, showed lbj his butt

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
But he's alright

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

I'll let someone else modify for Trumpiness.

Henry Rollins came to mind right away. 

The Dreaded Marco said:

Henry Rollins came to mind right away. 

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Hank in red was always crazy. Jesus, he's so jacked in that video. For an older man, crapola.  

Send in the Clowns

Green Day - "American Idiot"

End of the world - REM

A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran

I walk along the avenue
I never thought I'd see a Prez like you
See a Prez like you

Combover hair and beady eyes
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
You hypnotize me through

And I ran
I ran to vote your name
I just ran
I vote all night and day
Build that wall today!