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***OFFICIAL*** 2020 Cakeleeg - Shuke's domination has begun


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22 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

Ah yes, I forgot that the haute couture, fashion forward, beau monde of Tampa do tend to look down on the plebeian hicks of Floribama.

I spent the weekend looking at endless miles of beaches and blue water from 10 stories up while you were surrounded by freezing weather, overpriced sandwiches littered with beard hair and weed pop-up shops. 

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And you don’t have a baseball team
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21 minutes ago, Capella said:

I spent the weekend looking at endless miles of beaches and blue water from 10 stories up while you were surrounded by freezing weather, overpriced sandwiches littered with beard hair and weed pop-up shops. 

60 degrees, sunny and after a trip to the legal weed shop down the street where I bought enough potent COExtract for $20 to get 750 Standard Poodles stoned, I came home, did the sort of repair work on my lawn that would make Shuke proud and cooked up some fresh red rockfish I got for $5.99/lb, wild caught right out of our own blue waters.  Didn't have a 10 story vantage point, but then again, I don't know what it sounds like when my neighbors are boinking between our communal walls.  

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I don't have to suffer with Jameis either.
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4 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

60 degrees, sunny and after a trip to the legal weed shop down the street where I bought enough potent COExtract for $20 to get 750 Standard Poodles stoned, I came home, did the sort of repair work on my lawn that would make Shuke proud and cooked up some fresh red rockfish I got for $5.99/lb, wild caught right out of our own blue waters.  Didn't have a 10 story vantage point, but then again, I don't know what it sounds like when my neighbors are boinking between our communal walls.  

Oh wow, fish, we don’t get any of that here.
 

You don’t have to suffer with jameis because much like baseball, you don’t have a football team either. 
 

And your college team also doesn’t have any national titles. 

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And it never will
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31 minutes ago, Capella said:

Oh wow, fish, we don’t get any of that here.
 

You don’t have to suffer with jameis because much like baseball, you don’t have a football team either. 
 

And your college team also doesn’t have any national titles. 

Good news is that your city now has TWO Football teams that suck!  

Sorry the Taggart era didn't work out the way you guys has hoped.  I'm sure the new guy will get it pointed in the right direction immediately.  You guys going to give him longer than a season and a half or?

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Deondre Francois isn't walking in that door any time soon.
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16 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

60 degrees, sunny and after a trip to the legal weed shop down the street where I bought enough potent COExtract for $20 to get 750 749 :cry: Standard Poodles stoned, I came home, did the sort of repair work on my lawn that would make Shuke proud and cooked up some fresh red rockfish I got for $5.99/lb, wild caught right out of our own blue waters.  Didn't have a 10 story vantage point, but then again, I don't know what it sounds like when my neighbors are boinking between our communal walls.  

 

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11 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

Good news is that your city now has TWO Football teams that suck!  

Sorry the Taggart era didn't work out the way you guys has hoped.  I'm sure the new guy will get it pointed in the right direction immediately.  You guys going to give him longer than a season and a half or?

I dunno, it’s the first coach FSU has fired since 1975 so I don’t think it’s exactly the picture of instability. Of course if the school was as mediocre and irrelevant as Oregon is every year maybe they’d have to make more changes. :(

Will you guys merge with the Mountain West or the American when the Pac-10 network folds? 

 

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50 minutes ago, Capella said:

I dunno, it’s the first coach FSU has fired since 1975 so I don’t think it’s exactly the picture of instability. Of course if the school was as mediocre and irrelevant as Oregon is every year maybe they’d have to make more changes. :(

Will you guys merge with the Mountain West or the American when the Pac-10 network folds? 

 

The same mediocre that trounced your yasssssss by 40 in the Rose Bowl?  C'mon....

Pac12 is in dire straights financially.  I'm sure the schools will be fine regardless.  Maybe the ACC will absorb them so Clemson has some real teams to play? 

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