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16 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

Anyone have any farts about songs? 

Farts are jazz to #######s.

I kind of feel I've lost the words and the reason
I spend a while drinking by myself
I get a headache from the things I believe in
The simple truths can be so absolute
I'll take my chances on the morning paper
A little bit of twitching and a workout
maybe I got nothing to say,
it' s not the first time I don't care,
so do your worst 'cause I got nothing to say,
got nothing to say 

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Now I'm down a punk rock rabbit hole. The Dillinger Four song above was about as intelligent as you'll get on the topic of flatulence and morning constitutionals and reflection. 

The below are based on a little more stupid fun. One instrumental for the gander; that goose has already been fed its pate. 

I Can't Stop Farting - The Queers

Steak Bomb - The Queers

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And the OP once again starting a thread about flatulence, erections, or other bodily functions we generally rightfully don't publicly celebrate. They're reminders of our limits and mortality; uncomfortable discussions to have. 

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19 hours ago, rockaction said:

And the OP once again starting a thread about flatulence, erections, or other bodily functions we generally rightfully don't publicly celebrate. They're reminders of our limits and mortality; uncomfortable discussions to have. 

I'm farting right now...

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21 hours ago, rockaction said:

And the OP once again starting a thread about flatulence, erections, or other bodily functions we generally rightfully don't publicly celebrate. They're reminders of our limits and mortality; uncomfortable discussions to have. 

I'm not afraid of the controversial topics! 

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On 4/30/2020 at 5:50 PM, Ilov80s said:

Anyone have any farts about songs? 

I don't know if this counts--but I legit had a buddy that tried to poop the alphabet.   He'd try to poop a letter each day.  We're not friends anymore though. (Not because of the alphabet pooping thing-- I got tired of loaning him money and him never paying it back.lol). 

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1 hour ago, jvdesigns2002 said:

I don't know if this counts--but I legit had a buddy that tried to poop the alphabet.   He'd try to poop a letter each day.  We're not friends anymore though. (Not because of the alphabet pooping thing-- I got tired of loaning him money and him never paying it back.lol). 

Can you explain further?  Like he tried to make each poop look like a letter as it's sitting in the toilet?  Did he take pics of his ####s? 

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Who was that dude who was around here a LOT for a short period of time, the guy who bragged about how cool he was on other boards, who just absolutely hated fart talk

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56 minutes ago, gbill2004 said:

Can you explain further?  Like he tried to make each poop look like a letter as it's sitting in the toilet?  Did he take pics of his ####s? 

You guessed exactly right—and apparently it was an actual thing that lots of people tried to do.  I’m not kidding—there was some sort of website (something like ratemypoo or something along those lines)—and people would try to effectively make their poops look like letters.  The ultimate challenge that some tried to take was to poop the entire alphabet. Lol. They would photograph them and upload them on the website.  I never went on the site—but i do remember my buddy saying he was having a really hard time with the letter “k”. Lol 

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3 hours ago, ConnSKINS26 said:

Who was that dude who was around here a LOT for a short period of time, the guy who bragged about how cool he was on other boards, who just absolutely hated fart talk

Zeno Razon

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7 hours ago, jvdesigns2002 said:

You guessed exactly right—and apparently it was an actual thing that lots of people tried to do.  I’m not kidding—there was some sort of website (something like ratemypoo or something along those lines)—and people would try to effectively make their poops look like letters.  The ultimate challenge that some tried to take was to poop the entire alphabet. Lol. They would photograph them and upload them on the website.  I never went on the site—but i do remember my buddy saying he was having a really hard time with the letter “k”. Lol 

Is this the site? https://www.numbertwoguide.com/pictures-of-poop/
 

NSFW warning! 

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1 hour ago, gbill2004 said:

Is this the site? https://www.numbertwoguide.com/pictures-of-poop/
 

NSFW warning! 

I’m not clicking that. Lol.  It’s probably a similar site—but i don’t think its that one.   I distinctly remember the word “rate’ in it.   Keep in mind this was many years ago and those “rate my ________” sites were popular for a minute.  My guess is that the actual site that my buddy was using has probably been extinct for quite a while. 

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On 5/2/2020 at 8:19 AM, jvdesigns2002 said:

I’m not clicking that. Lol.  It’s probably a similar site—but i don’t think its that one.   I distinctly remember the word “rate’ in it.   Keep in mind this was many years ago and those “rate my ________” sites were popular for a minute.  My guess is that the actual site that my buddy was using has probably been extinct for quite a while. 

The link is pretty funny!  There's a guy who took a pic of his #### that he made look like the letter K!  Unbelievable! 

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On ‎4‎/‎30‎/‎2020 at 10:03 PM, rockaction said:

And the OP once again starting a thread about flatulence, erections, or other bodily functions we generally rightfully don't publicly celebrate. They're reminders of our limits and mortality; uncomfortable discussions to have. 

Mrs. Servo does not appreciate my talents as much as I do.

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