Ahem. Cable was fixed and pipe laid already in my own head.
So Professor A+ and I walk to class together, separate like no sweat, mang, and she proceeds to watch the rest of the class file in. And of those that were already there, I spy Jennifer. My IL year of law school was filled with juniper and Jennifers. One spelled her name with a period. Jenn.fer. Another came and went like the breeze you're supposed to imagine over a rock steady beat. This Jennifer was one from my undergraduate years. I never really knew her all that well. But we had met up a bunch of times my IL year and would take lunch together every so often, just talking about our old undergraduate school and professors. We had taken an Economics of the Family seminar together. It was a Marxian/feminist class. Jenniferus communis. Anyway, how we met, all over again? It was at the introductory picnic, day slightly late, sun moving behind the Gothic buildings that made up our campus, once a monastery but now home to too many aspiring attorneys.
"Excuse me," (again with the excuse mes) I said, "Did you go to C- University, by any chance?"
"Yes," came the reply.
"I thought so. Did you take Economics Of The Family?"
"Sure" she said.
"Yeah, I had that with you."
"Wow, you have a good memory. I've got to be honest -- I don't really remember you." You must be a stalker. Notice there are no quotes around that last sentence. It was unspoken.
"Yeah, I never really went."
Fast-forward to today, 3L, hungover, impression made upon professor, class take notice. "Does anyone know what the arrangement of words or order of words concerns?" the professor asked. People were quiet. Repeated her question. I had my head down, virtually on the desk, head spinning, and I blurted out "syntax." Correct. Jennifer looked over, slightly wistfully, slightly angered. Why angered? Well, the last time we'd spoken had been at the end of our IL year. After taking final exams in May, we all hitched up with each other and went out to various pubs, bars in the area. One of them happened to contain Jen. Our conversation ended up like this. "Why didn't you write me back? I mean..." Her voice was rising, increasingly agitated, so her friends, sensing this was about to go awry, sort of interrupted our conversation and ushered her inside. I was left outside of the bar, stunned. I looked at my friend P- and just said, "I ain't going in there...not for that."
"No ####."
I immediately called up a number long gone from memory and hit up the person on the other end. "Yo, SK, I said. You got any for me."
"Yep," came the reply. This was SK, Snife Killah, Ghost's would-be sidekick extraordinaire. He had mad Fishscale game going.
What you think about this. huh?
Thousand dollars on my wrist, huh?
With a four dot six what...
"Okay," I said, "I'll be up in forty."
Write my life, please...