Rich Conway
Footballguy
Red: I'm outraged that these things happen! It's all the fault of you liberals being outraged!
Blue: Um, we're not outraged.
Red: Yes, you are! See how outraged you're being? You're cancelling free speech!
Blue: Isn't a corporation making a decision on its own an example of free speech in action?
Red: They're only acting because you're so outraged and they're scared of you! Actually, they're scared of the government!
Blue: Which is it?
Red: Both! Why are you so outraged?
Blue: Um, we're not outraged...
Blue: Um, we're not outraged.
Red: Yes, you are! See how outraged you're being? You're cancelling free speech!
Blue: Isn't a corporation making a decision on its own an example of free speech in action?
Red: They're only acting because you're so outraged and they're scared of you! Actually, they're scared of the government!
Blue: Which is it?
Red: Both! Why are you so outraged?
Blue: Um, we're not outraged...