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Kinda joking. Kinda serious. 

Just started thinking about what I need. Solar power to be off the grid in instances such as this winter storm fiasco. Backup whole-house generator. Snow chains. ATV. You get the picture. 

What will make a good compound? Food, whiskey, guns and ammo will be well-stocked at all times, so those are a given.

What else do we need??

GO!

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44 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Kinda joking. Kinda serious. 

Just started thinking about what I need. Solar power to be off the grid in instances such as this winter storm fiasco. Backup whole-house generator. Snow chains. ATV. You get the picture. 

What will make a good compound? Food, whiskey, guns and ammo will be well-stocked at all times, so those are a given.

What else do we need??

GO!

You won't need snow chains here.

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a Farraday cage, a couple external hard drives dowloaded with tons of music, literature, movies and most importantly: survival/first aid/building/repair/animal husbandry/engineering/whatever else resources you can find. Also, a couple laptops and one of those modulators that smooths out the electrical current from generators or solar power.

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Napalm 

Grenades

Have to build an impenetrable fortress. Booby traps everywhere. Like Home Alone 2. Except more explosives. So many booby traps that it makes you, the creator of this thing, afraid to leave and attempt to re-enter. 

Need some longer range weapons. Mortars. 

Lots of water and canned food. Fire making material. Hoard natural resources. Laxatives in case you get constipated. Or some old chipotle, whichever you prefer. 

Lots of toilet paper. You see how fast that **** went at the beginning of the pandemic? Now multiply that by a thousand with the zombie apocalypse. Do yourself a favor and protect yourself from being affected by that and buy a majority stake in Cottonelle. 

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13 hours ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

I plan to build a compound. Tell me what I need.

What will make a good compound? Food, whiskey, guns and ammo will be well-stocked at all times, so those are a given.

What else do we need??

  • Shaved head
  • Monocle
  • Large high tech chair 
  • 3 D rotating map of the world
  • Hairless cat named Mr. Bigglesworth
  • Sharks with lasers 
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14 hours ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Kinda joking. Kinda serious. 

Just started thinking about what I need. Solar power to be off the grid in instances such as this winter storm fiasco. Backup whole-house generator. Snow chains. ATV. You get the picture. 

What will make a good compound? Food, whiskey, guns and ammo will be well-stocked at all times, so those are a given.

What else do we need??

GO!

geothermal would be better than solar I think.

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1 hour ago, nirad3 said:

A place to poop.

anywhere can be a place to poop if you try hard enough

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escape room, panic room, guns, tunnels, false floor and walls, bodyguards, barbed wire, cinder blocks, night vision goggles, walkie talkies, a red phone to get Pak military on the line stat.

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1 hour ago, Psychopav said:

Bitcoin, lots and lots of bitcoin.

working on it!!

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10 minutes ago, Chemical X said:

escape room, panic room, guns, tunnels, false floor and walls, bodyguards, barbed wire, cinder blocks, night vision goggles, walkie talkies, a red phone to get Pak military on the line stat.

I have about half of that. Working on the rest. :coffee: 

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