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"Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood if human beings fail to address climate change."

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"Wait" - Noah probably.

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28 minutes ago, NorvilleBarnes said:

"Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood if human beings fail to address climate change."

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"Wait" - Noah probably.

"[We]'re gonna need a bigger boat." - def Chief Brody

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9 hours ago, NorvilleBarnes said:

Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood 

Lighten up Francis.

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57 minutes ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Lighten up Francis.

Damn it. Now I'm mad I didn't think of this.

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Well, I gotta give Francis some credit here. It takes a lot of chutzpah for a religious leader to admit that Great Floods can be semi-random and aren't the exclusive domain of a supernatural, omnipotent supreme being.

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One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim

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The Pope needs to go back and read Genesis. The Almighty said He’d never use a flood to destroy the earth again.

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32 minutes ago, FairWarning said:

On another board I frequent, a poster says the rapture is coming in the couple of years.  

Blondie reunion tour?

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16 hours ago, NorvilleBarnes said:

"Pope Francis said in a new book released on Tuesday that the world could face a catastrophe like the Great Flood if human beings fail to address climate change."

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"Wait" - Noah probably.

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    You'd think that is the kind of information the pope might have picked up on.

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21 hours ago, quick-hands said:

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    You'd think that is the kind of information the pope might have picked up on.

there was a flood?

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On 3/4/2021 at 6:56 AM, knowledge dropper said:

The Ark is already built and is waiting in northern Kentucky 

 

https://arkencounter.com/about/

Damn beat me too. I was going to point out that, after likely failing to generate the revenues projected, a giant flood would be Ken Ham's time to shine. 

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On 3/4/2021 at 12:27 PM, quick-hands said:

The flood was caused by sin not global warming.    You'd think that is the kind of information the pope might have picked up on.

Huh I would have thought a flood was caused by abnormal atmospheric conditions or a rapid melting of ice and/or snow, or some combination thereof then caused a significant amount of water to flow onto otherwise dry land. 

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On 3/3/2021 at 10:23 PM, Mile High said:

Just a matter of time before Mother Nature slaps mankind back to the stone age. Just hope everyone I know is dead and gone before it happens. 

This is pretty much my thought too.   I'd say human race has 500 years left max.  

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Back to 8-8 on front page for you @NorvilleBarnes

From Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy

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if Noah would have come to Scotland and asked for two each of their native animals because there was to be 40 days and 40 nights of rain would be met with the response of "Big deal! We're already on day 52!

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32 minutes ago, parasaurolophus said:

I own a canoe. Im good. 

Good luck fitting two of everything on your canoe. You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

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