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Pollution Is Shrinking Your Penis (1 Viewer)

BassNBrew

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https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106

Wonder is I should make this a "Pole"?

Dr Swan, who is a professor in environmental medicine and public health at the Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City, based her work on a series of peer-reviewed research studies.

One study published in 2017 found that sperm levels among men in Western countries had dropped by more than 50% over the past four decades after examining 185 studies involving close to 45,000 healthy men.

Dr Swan believes that the rapidly decreasing fertility rate means that most men will be unable to produce viable sperm by 2045.
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This seems a little excessive to me and sets off my BS meter.

 
All the stories aboit smog getting better during Covid lockdown seemed nice until a bunch of godzilla ##### started popping up 

 
Welp,  Woodsy Owl and the "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" campaign from my childhood suddenly makes a lot more sense now. 

Why didn't we listen? WHY?!?

 
BassNBrew said:
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sperm levels among men in Western countries had dropped by more than 50% over the past four decades after examining 185 studies involving close to 45,000 healthy men.

Dr Swan believes that the rapidly decreasing fertility rate means that most men will be unable to produce viable sperm by 2045.
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Wut? 🤨 

At least now I have an excuse, having grown up swimming in the Detroit river.

 
She discovered that male human babies who had been exposed to the phthalates in the womb had a shorter anogenital distance - something that correlated with penile volume.
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I just wanted to quote this sentence. Because I am 12.

 
used to have pretty good luck in the late 70s/early 80s with "you just made me have a pollution in my pants"

extra points if I worked in the phrase "3 Mile Island" 

 
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