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https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106

Wonder is I should make this a "Pole"?

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Dr Swan, who is a professor in environmental medicine and public health at the Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City, based her work on a series of peer-reviewed research studies.

One study published in 2017 found that sperm levels among men in Western countries had dropped by more than 50% over the past four decades after examining 185 studies involving close to 45,000 healthy men.

Dr Swan believes that the rapidly decreasing fertility rate means that most men will be unable to produce viable sperm by 2045.

 

This seems a little excessive to me and sets off my BS meter.

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23 hours ago, AAABatteries said:

Thank god - you wouldn’t believe the back pain carrying this thing around.

User name checks out.

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On 3/29/2021 at 1:38 PM, BassNBrew said:

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sperm levels among men in Western countries had dropped by more than 50% over the past four decades after examining 185 studies involving close to 45,000 healthy men.

Dr Swan believes that the rapidly decreasing fertility rate means that most men will be unable to produce viable sperm by 2045.

Wut? 🤨 

At least now I have an excuse, having grown up swimming in the Detroit river.

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She discovered that male human babies who had been exposed to the phthalates in the womb had a shorter anogenital distance - something that correlated with penile volume.

I just wanted to quote this sentence. Because I am 12.

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1 hour ago, Dickies said:

As long as all of our penises shrink equally I don't see what the fuss is.

Centimeters instead of inches. This would be the perfect time to switch to the metric system.

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