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Neil Young keeps changing the lyrics of After the Gold Rush in concert:

1970-79: Look at Mother Nature on the run in the 1970s

1980-89: Look at Mother Nature on the run in the 1980s

1990-99: Look at Mother Nature on the run in the 20th century

2000-present: Look at Mother Nature on the run in the 21st century

ETA: Regardless of decade, the crowd goes nuts every time he sings "and I felt like getting high".

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Just saw a relevant episode of Frasier.  Niles and Daphne decide they want to have a child, but Niles finds out his sperm has low motility, so he is using every trick in the book (supplements, standing instead of sitting, loose-fitting clothing, etc) to help his condition.  He even uses a device to keep his boys at an optimal temperature.

Daphne: I just thought I'd follow your father's advice: a little less science, a little more romance.
[As Daphne kisses Niles, she hears a whirring and beeping sound. She looks down to his pants]
Daphne: And apparently it's working.
Niles: That would be my TestiCool 2000.

:lol:

 

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