scorchy
Footballguy
I thought I had grown immune to people's bizarre behavior on airplanes but something last night left me completely baffled.
Flew to Orlando on SW. Grabbed the aisle seat in row 2. Across the aisle was a young mom in the middle seat with a daughter on either side. About 20 minutes into the flight, she calls the flight attendant and points out - in a pretty calm way - that the man in the row 1 aisle (in front of me) was watching porn on his tablet.
Thinking she must be exaggerating and it was just a (still inappropriate for the situation) graphic R-rated flick, I peaked around the seat and dude is enjoying full-on porn, completely oblivious to the growing stir around him.
The flight attendant reprimanded the guy and he turned it off without incident and, surprisingly, nothing else happened till we got to the gate. I guess the mom decided that once we were on the ground she could go off a little bit, so she started shaming the guy really loudly. Was freaking awesome.
It's like word was passed down the rows, because on the monorail to the terminal, people kept pointing out the guy and telling other passengers "that's the man who was watching porn on a laptop in full view of a 4-year old." Guy just kept staring straight ahead and didn't say a word.
I mean, who in the #### watches porn on an airplane? In the first row? Near small children? Makes walking to the bathroom in bare feet seem amateur.
Flew to Orlando on SW. Grabbed the aisle seat in row 2. Across the aisle was a young mom in the middle seat with a daughter on either side. About 20 minutes into the flight, she calls the flight attendant and points out - in a pretty calm way - that the man in the row 1 aisle (in front of me) was watching porn on his tablet.
Thinking she must be exaggerating and it was just a (still inappropriate for the situation) graphic R-rated flick, I peaked around the seat and dude is enjoying full-on porn, completely oblivious to the growing stir around him.
The flight attendant reprimanded the guy and he turned it off without incident and, surprisingly, nothing else happened till we got to the gate. I guess the mom decided that once we were on the ground she could go off a little bit, so she started shaming the guy really loudly. Was freaking awesome.
It's like word was passed down the rows, because on the monorail to the terminal, people kept pointing out the guy and telling other passengers "that's the man who was watching porn on a laptop in full view of a 4-year old." Guy just kept staring straight ahead and didn't say a word.
I mean, who in the #### watches porn on an airplane? In the first row? Near small children? Makes walking to the bathroom in bare feet seem amateur.