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This is a world where everybody's gotta do something. Y'know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody's gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that. Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don't wanna be. Places I don't wanna go, like India, like getting my teeth cleaned. Save the whale, all that, I don't understand that.

 
My two favorite movie lines come from the same character, gangster Marty Augustine in The Long Goodbye, who believes Philip Marlowe is party to a large sum of money being stolen from him and visits his apartment with his moll & gunsels.

First, explaining his abiding need for the cash, "I gotta have a lot of money so i can juice the guys i gotta juice so i can get a lot of money so i can juice the guys i gotta juice."

Then, after asking for a beverage for his delicate flower as part of doting upon her and being handed a bottle of coke for her consumption, smashes the bottle across her nose, sending blood & mucous everywhere, then turns to Marlowe. "Her, I love, you I dont even like. Get me my money. cheapie!"

 
Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Ingles? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug? Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug. So every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

 
"Rules? In a knife fight?"

"What three books would you take?"

"Keeping the British end up,sir."

"I'm baaaaaack!"

"Now I know what are thinking, Did he fire six shots or just five?"

 
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That’s not the point, Adam I mean, the room is covered in blow. Moore looks like he went at it with a f’in mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson family stayed here for a month. This is a major thin ice situation we got here. 

Cristian Slater 

 
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I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

 

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