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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

What a mess

I got to the station around 5:00pm; it was about 8:30pm when Angie was actually walking out thanks to me being about 5 yards lighter (that’s $500, guy). I didn't care about the details when I talked to the clerk; I just wanted to pay and leave.

Backstory as told by Angie:

Turns out her Old Roommate about two years ago (not Amber) was going to move out. Angie said she still owed $400 for her share of the rent that month before she leave. Old Roommate says she doesn’t have the cash but Angie can use Old Roommate’s credit card to get the money. They get into an argument over something completely unrelated; Angie ends up cutting a check for the entire rent then went shopping with Old Roommate’s credit card (and spent about $400). Old Roommate moves out and reports to the police that Angie stole her credit card. Angie was charged with fraud.

They go to court and Angie agrees to the charges knocked down to two counts of petty theft, repay the $400 and other fines/court fees to avoid a fraud charge – no priors. Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.

Last Night:

Angie gets in my car, excited as hell.

Angie: “Lance came to see me but he was no help. Thanks for coming through for me again. (hugs me while I’m driving).

Me: “It’s been a long day; I just wanted to get out of there”

Angie: “Me too, let’s go home”

Me: :mellow: ….pause….”I’ll drop you off”

Angie: “Can you please come home with me? I don’t just want to sit there alone.”

Me: “I’m tired, I’m going home…my home… and going to sleep. I’ll drop you off at the bar if you want company. (pulled out two $20s) tell you what, the first few drinks are on me”

Angie looks down at the twenty dollar bills, silently staring into them waiting for them to do something. Then she says:

Angie: “Are you made at me?”

Me: “No, I’m just tired”.

Angie: “Well let’s just go to my place, I know how to put you to sleep ;)

I don’t answer and just keep driving. About 15 mins later, we’re at the bar. I purposely pulled up on the street side, double parked, blocking traffic while she gets out – making the “gotta go” much easier. She kisses me quickly and jumps out the car.

As I drove off I glanced in the rearview mirror and see the sign for the bar. Coincidentally, the same bar where she asked me to loan her the $3k.

 
I got to the station around 5:00pm; it was about 8:30pm when Angie was actually walking out thanks to me being about 5 yards lighter (that’s $500, guy). I didn't care about the details when I talked to the clerk; I just wanted to pay and leave.
:lmao: I need to start keeping track. I thought I spoke jive, but AR is the mastah.

1 yard = $100

1 rack = $1,000

shooting steam = ejaculate sans sperm

I'm sure there are more I missed just in this thread, let alone what's rattling around in AR's head.

 
What a mess

I got to the station around 5:00pm; it was about 8:30pm when Angie was actually walking out thanks to me being about 5 yards lighter (that’s $500, guy). I didn't care about the details when I talked to the clerk; I just wanted to pay and leave.

Backstory as told by Angie:

Turns out her Old Roommate about two years ago (not Amber) was going to move out. Angie said she still owed $400 for her share of the rent that month before she leave. Old Roommate says she doesn’t have the cash but Angie can use Old Roommate’s credit card to get the money. They get into an argument over something completely unrelated; Angie ends up cutting a check for the entire rent then went shopping with Old Roommate’s credit card (and spent about $400). Old Roommate moves out and reports to the police that Angie stole her credit card. Angie was charged with fraud.

They go to court and Angie agrees to the charges knocked down to two counts of petty theft, repay the $400 and other fines/court fees to avoid a fraud charge – no priors. Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.

Last Night:

Angie gets in my car, excited as hell.

Angie: “Lance came to see me but he was no help. Thanks for coming through for me again. (hugs me while I’m driving).

Me: “It’s been a long day; I just wanted to get out of there”

Angie: “Me too, let’s go home”

Me: :mellow: ….pause….”I’ll drop you off”

Angie: “Can you please come home with me? I don’t just want to sit there alone.”

Me: “I’m tired, I’m going home…my home… and going to sleep. I’ll drop you off at the bar if you want company. (pulled out two $20s) tell you what, the first few drinks are on me”

Angie looks down at the twenty dollar bills, silently staring into them waiting for them to do something. Then she says:

Angie: “Are you made at me?”

Me: “No, I’m just tired”.

Angie: “Well let’s just go to my place, I know how to put you to sleep ;)

I don’t answer and just keep driving. About 15 mins later, we’re at the bar. I purposely pulled up on the street side, double parked, blocking traffic while she gets out – making the “gotta go” much easier. She kisses me quickly and jumps out the car.

As I drove off I glanced in the rearview mirror and see the sign for the bar. Coincidentally, the same bar where she asked me to loan her the $3k.
Its not a coincidence if you drove her there, fella.
 
If we're talking gambling, a dime is $1,000If we're talking women, a dime is a super hot chickIf we're talking crime, a dime is snitchingBut we're not talking about any of those things, so please get this "dime" talk out of my thread. TIA.

 
I told my wife this story last night and she informed me that that's what a lot of them do, these Asians, they find a sugar daddy to leech off of for a while, then move to the next one. My wife is very worldly and knows all about this stuff.

 
I told my wife this story last night and she informed me that that's what a lot of them do, these Asians, they find a sugar daddy to leech off of for a while, then move to the next one. My wife is very worldly and knows all about this stuff.
:lmao:
 
I told my wife this story last night and she informed me that that's what a lot of them do, these Asians, they find a sugar daddy to leech off of for a while, then move to the next one. My wife is very worldly and knows all about this stuff.
Unberievabre...
 
so you're about 4500 :moneybag: in the hole (3 racks 5 yards and a few bar trips :suds: )she should have given some :tebow: in the :drive: have her text you a :pics: so we can see this silly :wub:

 
Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.
Well, at least the road in front of you is completely clear now, if it wasnt before this.
 
Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.
Well, at least the road in front of you is completely clear now, if it wasnt before this.
He should ask her for an itemized list of expenses she's expecting to incur (final payment on a car, remaining balance in student loans etc) that he can pay for her. You know, to alleviate the guilt.
 
I find it hard to believe someone cares this much about a person they barely even know. Arizona Ron is truly a saint :thumbup:

 
I got to the station around 5:00pm; it was about 8:30pm when Angie was actually walking out thanks to me being about 5 yards lighter (that’s $500, guy). I didn't care about the details when I talked to the clerk; I just wanted to pay and leave.
:lmao: I need to start keeping track. I thought I spoke jive, but AR is the mastah.

1 yard = $100

1 rack = $1,000

shooting steam = ejaculate sans sperm

I'm sure there are more I missed just in this thread, let alone what's rattling around in AR's head.
:no: A yard is a billion.

 
I told my wife this story last night and she informed me that that's what a lot of them do, these Asians, they find a sugar daddy to leech off of for a while, then move to the next one. My wife is very worldly and knows all about this stuff.
How is your wife sure that it's not just one asian girl giving all the rest a bad name?
 
I hope Ron is writing the story down so he can publish it and make more money (yards, racks, dimes, etc.). Sorry, if I am offending anyone by using old school white folk speak and calling money money. I am not even going to bother to try to learn all these new urban dialects.

 
I hope Ron is writing the story down so he can publish it and make more money (yards, racks, dimes, etc.). Sorry, if I am offending anyone by using old school white folk speak and calling money money. I am not even going to bother to try to learn all these new urban dialects.
This is just a snapshot of a few weeks. Imagine the whole story.
 
I hope Ron is writing the story down so he can publish it and make more money (yards, racks, dimes, etc.). Sorry, if I am offending anyone by using old school white folk speak and calling money money. I am not even going to bother to try to learn all these new urban dialects.
Just because it's boring doesn't mean it has to be "white folk" speak.
 
I hope Ron is writing the story down so he can publish it and make more money (yards, racks, dimes, etc.). Sorry, if I am offending anyone by using old school white folk speak and calling money money. I am not even going to bother to try to learn all these new urban dialects.
Ron is country.
 
I told my wife this story last night and she informed me that that's what a lot of them do, these Asians, they find a sugar daddy to leech off of for a while, then move to the next one. My wife is very worldly and knows all about this stuff.
How is your wife sure that it's not just one asian girl giving all the rest a bad name?
She said it's impossible to know, because they are all identical.
 
What exactly is the coincidence?
There are easily 20-30 bars in the general area. I just stopped at the first one off the highway; I wasn't intending on going to any bar in particular. Maybe it was more subconscious?
oh
Just go with it. It keeps the story intact and viewer interested by having the two main characters back to the scene where the story started. The story actually would have been better had she asked to go back to THAT bar and for the two lead characters to spend some time in the bar. They could have ran into the bartender. Ron could have thanked Lance for getting him into this mess. Or, Lance could be mysteriously missing from work. Something. This would be a really nice for the movie. We need a title for this flick. I like Three Racks. It works well due to the $3000 and there are 3 main women characters.
 
I hope Ron is writing the story down so he can publish it and make more money (yards, racks, dimes, etc.). Sorry, if I am offending anyone by using old school white folk speak and calling money money. I am not even going to bother to try to learn all these new urban dialects.
Just because it's boring doesn't mean it has to be "white folk" speak.
Either way it is boring. I cannot keep up with the racks vs. yards vs. dimes but figured there was money to be made with such an interesting story. Fiction or non-fiction, this is a great story.
 
What exactly is the coincidence?
There are easily 20-30 bars in the general area. I just stopped at the first one off the highway; I wasn't intending on going to any bar in particular. Maybe it was more subconscious?
oh
Just go with it. It keeps the story intact and viewer interested by having the two main characters back to the scene where the story started. The story actually would have been better had she asked to go back to THAT bar and for the two lead characters to spend some time in the bar. They could have ran into the bartender. Ron could have thanked Lance for getting him into this mess. Or, Lance could be mysteriously missing from work. Something. This would be a really nice for the movie. We need a title for this flick. I like Three Racks. It works well due to the $3000 and there are 3 main women characters.
I think "Racks" and this is just a small part of the movie. This whole Angie thing is what he has to deal with that takes him away from the real meat of the story, while giving the audience some asian t and a.The real story should be guns and gambling, I think. And possibly pimping.
 
I hope Ron is writing the story down so he can publish it and make more money (yards, racks, dimes, etc.). Sorry, if I am offending anyone by using old school white folk speak and calling money money. I am not even going to bother to try to learn all these new urban dialects.
Just because it's boring doesn't mean it has to be "white folk" speak.
Either way it is boring. I cannot keep up with the racks vs. yards vs. dimes but figured there was money to be made with such an interesting story. Fiction or non-fiction, this is a great story.
Thanks, Ebert.
 
you didnt tell us what leather jacket you were wearing when you bailed her out of jail.. your slippin jack

 

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