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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)
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AcerFC
Footballguy
Was a little bored today. This is copyrighted of course, although it may be fun to write it collaborativelyFade INIt is 2:30am in an elementary school playground A helicopter’s lights are seen trying to find a man running between the swings and the monkey bars. The man is wearing Nautica shirt/pants, Kenneth Coles with the buckle and a leather jacket;Arizona Ron is a 30 something African American male who has a good job in consulting and lives a swinger lifestyle Arizona Ron speaking on a cell phone while runningI cant believe this has happened to me. When I find you, I will hunt you down and skin you alive Womans VoiceI would like to see you try big boy. You are going down for what you did to me Arizona Ron hangs up the phone, puts it in his pocket and continues running Dissolve To:10 years ago on Rons wedding day
I've seen videos of girls liking itI'm a little afraid of what you do think when you see my name.Not you baby.I don't even think typical Asian chick when I see your name.
DocGonzo
Footballguy
I'm no casting director, but I don't think Ron White is a good fit for the Mrs. Arizona Ron role.Or maybe I read that wrong.
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
The butterfly flick.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
"Herro, porice? Yes, I was raped by a brack man..."
rizzler
Footballguy
asians are amazing mathematicians, and thus make for great accountants.she's already written off the fo' fousand five hunnid she owes you as a business expense. she'll have gotten the pole, bailed out, moved residences, driven here and there, and catered to for only a few hundred after she files.is her yapper tight at least?
VA703
Footballguy
What shoes?? You're slippin jack!
yeah, he's never seeing this money again.what's her nationality? chinese? japanese? korean? asia is a big place, plenty of varieties. oh well, at least he got some ##### out of it.
rizzler
Footballguy
for 4.5 g's you can fly to and live in vietnam for a year and bang unlimited ####.he got hosed.
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Guest
Guest
She own his house yet?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
No they dont...
F-ing Inflation.
getting hosed would be living in vietnam for a year.
rizzler
Footballguy
unlimited pho, cheap as #### cigarettes and #####es all over your tip, cuz you "big rike godzirra"I'd go back in a heartbeatnever had pho, don't smoke.
36th Chamber
Footballguy
then you just don't know now......do youPho is'bweiser said:never had pho'rizzler said:'bweiser said:
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VA703
Footballguy
i do agreepho is so damn goodthen you just don't know now......do youPho is'bweiser said:never had pho'rizzler said:'bweiser said:
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I'm convinced they put a small amount of cocaine in it, because my wife and I have to have it at least once a week. And the nearest place is a pain in the ### to get to and not in the best neighborhood. Love that stuff.i do agreepho is so damn goodthen you just don't know now......do youPho is'bweiser said:never had pho'rizzler said:'bweiser said:
VA703
Footballguy
always need a order of the egg rolls too with fish sauceI'm convinced they put a small amount of cocaine in it, because my wife and I have to have it at least once a week. And the nearest place is a pain in the ### to get to and not in the best neighborhood. Love that stuff.i do agreepho is so damn goodthen you just don't know now......do youPho is'bweiser said:never had pho'rizzler said:'bweiser said:
Controller
Footballguy
:40yearoldvirgin: Pho sho :/40yearoldvirgin:
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Saturday
I get a call from Lance, he wants to meet up at The Bar to have a few beers and play Golden Tee (golf video game). I get there about 8:30pm, Bartender is bartending (the same bartender that originally told me that Angie was good for the cash). Lance shows up shortly after - I order a Heineken and a Coors Lite for Lance.
While Im right in the middle of wipping Lance on the Jackrabbit Junction course of Golden Tee, my phone rings I see Angies name on the screen so I ignore it and let it go to voicemail. It rings again just as Im going for an Eagle shot, I say: Lance, please get that and tell her Im busy.
(Aside to put Lance in a better perspective, readers should know that Lance is a white guy that acts blacker than me at times. Double Aside I hate using the term acting black but you know what I mean).
Lance picks up the phone and gets into a stance (trying to look cool I guess) and says:
Lance: Who diss?
Me: (rolling my eyes in the background I tap the screen to put it on speaker)
Angie: Hi Lance, is Ron there?
Lance: I said who diss? (chuckles)
Angie: (while laughing) Tell him its the girl he met with no panties
Lance: Boo, you know how many girls he meets with no panties? Please tell me something that I dont know.
Angie: Lance, stop playing and put Ron on the phone.
Me: Yes…please stop I take the phone. Hey whats up?
Angie: What are you guys up to?
Me: Were at The Bar playing Golden Tee, nothing much.
Angie: OK, Ill be there
Me: Well, Lance is waiting on his girlfriend and I really didnt plan on hanging out much longer
Angie: (basically ignored what I just said) Ok, see you soon.
Me: *sigh*
About 30mins or so later after crushing Lance in golf with a 15 under to his 6 under, Angie shows up with Lances girlfriend. I order a round of drinks and we shoot the #### for a while. The girls are talking so Lance says he wants to play again we head back over to shot another round of golf. About half way through our game, Angie comes over with a shots. I reluctantly take the shot and do it with the group. After we get done playing, we head back over the bar area with the girls. At this point, its about 11pm Im literally nodding at the bar.
Lance: Ron, you ok?
Me: No, no Im not. Im tired as hell
Lances girlfriend: How much did you guys drink before we got here?
Me: Not much. 3 beers and a shot isnt going to get me drunk, Im just tired and I didnt eat dinner. Im going to get out of here.
Angie: Ron, please dont drive
Lance and his girlfriend: Yeah dude dont drive dude. You dont look so good.
Angie: Where are your keys, Ill drive you home
Me: ok
I get ready to pay but Lance stops me and says hes got the tab so Angie and I head to my car. I get into the passenger seat of the car and fall asleep almost immediately. I wake up to Angie nudging me in car this isnt my house, its Angies apartment complex. Im too ####ed up to argue so I just go into her apartment, I get to the bed and fallout.
Sunday
I wake up and without a hangover. Angie is lying next to me smiling; she says:
Angie: Hey babe, good morning
Me: Hey
Angie: Feel better?
Me: Yeah, I feel like I had the best sleep Ive had in a long time. I must have been really tired its been a long week. (I have a serious case of morning wood too btw)
Angie: (reaches under the covers and says) We someone is wide awake down there *giggles*
Ah the hell it, why not
- after, were laying there for a bit and I realize I never told my wife I would be out all night. #### I need to call her, shes probably worried about me. I look at my phone and yell ITS 1:00 IN THE AFTERNOON!?!?! I need to go! I have several texted message from Lance and one from my wife that says OK, Ill see you tomorrow - thats odd, I look at the message before it and it reads I got drunk at a friends house, just going to crash here. See you tomorrow. I dont remember typing this message last night. I get myself together and leave to go home.
Monday (today)
While Im typing the update above, I get a call from the Receptionist at the front desk: Arizona, you have a guest here to see you. Me: Ok, Ill be right up. I get to the front desk and Angie is sitting in the waiting area in heals, dress, makeup and jewelry at her attempt to look professional I guess.
I walk up to the front desk area and Angie spots me:
Angie: Hey babe!
Me: Ah, Hello…what are you doing here?
(The receptionist and a girl from accounting were close by at the time, they both cut looks and silently mouthed the word babe?)
Angie: I thought we could do lunch today
Me: You really should have called, Im booked this afternoon
Receptionist: (overhearing our conversation) The 1:00 meeting with the Tanner Group was cancelled
Me:
Yes, I know, but we have an internal meeting on another issue. (death stare to receptionist) .
Angie apologies for the inconvenience, hugs me and leaves. Im in my office now, stunned.
I get a call from Lance, he wants to meet up at The Bar to have a few beers and play Golden Tee (golf video game). I get there about 8:30pm, Bartender is bartending (the same bartender that originally told me that Angie was good for the cash). Lance shows up shortly after - I order a Heineken and a Coors Lite for Lance.
While Im right in the middle of wipping Lance on the Jackrabbit Junction course of Golden Tee, my phone rings I see Angies name on the screen so I ignore it and let it go to voicemail. It rings again just as Im going for an Eagle shot, I say: Lance, please get that and tell her Im busy.
(Aside to put Lance in a better perspective, readers should know that Lance is a white guy that acts blacker than me at times. Double Aside I hate using the term acting black but you know what I mean).
Lance picks up the phone and gets into a stance (trying to look cool I guess) and says:
Lance: Who diss?
Me: (rolling my eyes in the background I tap the screen to put it on speaker)
Angie: Hi Lance, is Ron there?
Lance: I said who diss? (chuckles)
Angie: (while laughing) Tell him its the girl he met with no panties
Lance: Boo, you know how many girls he meets with no panties? Please tell me something that I dont know.
Angie: Lance, stop playing and put Ron on the phone.
Me: Yes…please stop I take the phone. Hey whats up?
Angie: What are you guys up to?
Me: Were at The Bar playing Golden Tee, nothing much.
Angie: OK, Ill be there
Me: Well, Lance is waiting on his girlfriend and I really didnt plan on hanging out much longer
Angie: (basically ignored what I just said) Ok, see you soon.
Me: *sigh*
About 30mins or so later after crushing Lance in golf with a 15 under to his 6 under, Angie shows up with Lances girlfriend. I order a round of drinks and we shoot the #### for a while. The girls are talking so Lance says he wants to play again we head back over to shot another round of golf. About half way through our game, Angie comes over with a shots. I reluctantly take the shot and do it with the group. After we get done playing, we head back over the bar area with the girls. At this point, its about 11pm Im literally nodding at the bar.
Lance: Ron, you ok?
Me: No, no Im not. Im tired as hell
Lances girlfriend: How much did you guys drink before we got here?
Me: Not much. 3 beers and a shot isnt going to get me drunk, Im just tired and I didnt eat dinner. Im going to get out of here.
Angie: Ron, please dont drive
Lance and his girlfriend: Yeah dude dont drive dude. You dont look so good.
Angie: Where are your keys, Ill drive you home
Me: ok
I get ready to pay but Lance stops me and says hes got the tab so Angie and I head to my car. I get into the passenger seat of the car and fall asleep almost immediately. I wake up to Angie nudging me in car this isnt my house, its Angies apartment complex. Im too ####ed up to argue so I just go into her apartment, I get to the bed and fallout.
Sunday
I wake up and without a hangover. Angie is lying next to me smiling; she says:
Angie: Hey babe, good morning
Me: Hey
Angie: Feel better?
Me: Yeah, I feel like I had the best sleep Ive had in a long time. I must have been really tired its been a long week. (I have a serious case of morning wood too btw)
Angie: (reaches under the covers and says) We someone is wide awake down there *giggles*
Ah the hell it, why not
- after, were laying there for a bit and I realize I never told my wife I would be out all night. #### I need to call her, shes probably worried about me. I look at my phone and yell ITS 1:00 IN THE AFTERNOON!?!?! I need to go! I have several texted message from Lance and one from my wife that says OK, Ill see you tomorrow - thats odd, I look at the message before it and it reads I got drunk at a friends house, just going to crash here. See you tomorrow. I dont remember typing this message last night. I get myself together and leave to go home.Monday (today)
While Im typing the update above, I get a call from the Receptionist at the front desk: Arizona, you have a guest here to see you. Me: Ok, Ill be right up. I get to the front desk and Angie is sitting in the waiting area in heals, dress, makeup and jewelry at her attempt to look professional I guess.
I walk up to the front desk area and Angie spots me:
Angie: Hey babe!
Me: Ah, Hello…what are you doing here?
(The receptionist and a girl from accounting were close by at the time, they both cut looks and silently mouthed the word babe?)
Angie: I thought we could do lunch today
Me: You really should have called, Im booked this afternoon
Receptionist: (overhearing our conversation) The 1:00 meeting with the Tanner Group was cancelled
Me:
Yes, I know, but we have an internal meeting on another issue. (death stare to receptionist) .Angie apologies for the inconvenience, hugs me and leaves. Im in my office now, stunned.
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This girl seems to have a little crazy in her. Seems to be getting a little too clingy. Wonder what Mrs. AZ Ron thinks about a clingy piece of side ###? I have never been in any type of open relationship so i got no idea if the whole clingy thing flies with the wifey?Saturday
I get a call from Lance, he wants to meet up at The Bar to have a few beers and play Golden Tee (golf video game). I get there about 8:30pm, Bartender is bartending (the same bartender that originally told me that Angie was good for the cash). Lance shows up shortly after - I order a Heineken and a Coors Lite for Lance.
While I’m right in the middle of wipping Lance on the Jackrabbit Junction course of Golden Tee, my phone rings – I see Angie’s name on the screen so I ignore it and let it go to voicemail. It rings again just as I’m going for an Eagle shot, I say: Lance, please get that and tell her I’m busy.
(Aside – to put Lance in a better perspective, readers should know that Lance is a white guy that acts blacker than me at times. Double Aside – I hate using the term “acting black” but you know what I mean).
Lance picks up the phone and gets into a ‘stance’ (trying to look cool I guess) and says:
Lance: “Who diss?”
Me: (rolling my eyes in the background – I tap the screen to put it on speaker)
Angie: “Hi Lance, is Ron there?”
Lance: “I said who diss? (chuckles)”
Angie: (while laughing) “Tell him it’s the girl he met with no panties”
Lance: “Boo, you know how many girls he meets with no panties? Please tell me something that I don’t know.”
Angie: “Lance, stop playing and put Ron on the phone.”
Me: “Yes…please stop” – I take the phone. “Hey what’s up?”
Angie: “What are you guys up to?”
Me: “We’re at The Bar playing Golden Tee, nothing much.”
Angie: “OK, I’ll be there”
Me: “Well, Lance is waiting on his girlfriend and I really didn’t plan on hanging out much longer”
Angie: (basically ignored what I just said) “Ok, see you soon”.
Me: *sigh*
About 30mins or so later after crushing Lance in golf with a 15 under to his 6 under, Angie shows up with Lance’s girlfriend. I order a round of drinks and we shoot the #### for a while. The girls are talking so Lance says he wants to play again – we head back over to shot another round of golf. About half way through our game, Angie comes over with a shots. I reluctantly take the shot and do it with the group. After we get done playing, we head back over the bar area with the girls. At this point, it’s about 11pm – I’m literally nodding at the bar.
Lance: “Ron, you ok?”
Me: “No, no I’m not. I’m tired as hell”
Lance’s girlfriend: “How much did you guys drink before we got here?”
Me: “Not much. 3 beers and a shot isn’t going to get me drunk, I’m just tired and I didn’t eat dinner. I’m going to get out of here”.
Angie: “Ron, please don’t drive”
Lance and his girlfriend: “Yeah dude don’t drive dude. You don’t look so good.”
Angie: “Where are your keys, I’ll drive you home”
Me: “ok”
I get ready to pay but Lance stops me and says he’s got the tab so Angie and I head to my car. I get into the passenger seat of the car and fall asleep almost immediately. I wake up to Angie nudging me in car – this isn’t my house, it’s Angie’s apartment complex. I’m too ####ed up to argue so I just go into her apartment, I get to the bed and fallout.
Sunday
I wake up and without a hangover. Angie is lying next to me smiling; she says:
Angie: “Hey babe, good morning”
Me: “Hey”
Angie: “Feel better?”
Me: “Yeah, I feel like I had the best sleep I’ve had in a long time. I must have been really tired – it’s been a long week.” (I have a serious case of morning wood too btw)
Angie: (reaches under the covers and says) “We someone is wide awake down there” *giggles*
Ah the hell it, why not
Monday (today)
While I’m typing the update above, I get a call from the Receptionist at the front desk: “Arizona, you have a guest here to see you.” Me: “Ok, I’ll be right up”. I get to the front desk and Angie is sitting in the waiting area in heals, dress, makeup and jewelry at her attempt to look professional I guess.
I walk up to the front desk area and Angie spots me:
Angie: “Hey babe!”
Me: “Ah, Hello…what are you doing here?”
(The receptionist and a girl from accounting were close by at the time, they both cut looks and silently mouthed the word “babe?”)
Angie: “I thought we could do lunch today”
Me: “You really should have called, I’m booked this afternoon”
Receptionist: (overhearing our conversation) “The 1:00 meeting with the Tanner Group was cancelled”
Me:
Angie apologies for the inconvenience, hugs me and leaves. I’m in my office now, stunned.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Man I love college.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Hide the rabbit and all boiling water.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
You're stunned? Really?
Koya
Footballguy
I can't blame Angie for being clingy is Ron's gonna 
her. It's like static to that cling. Nice twist as the plot widens... do the girls at work know about Ron's swingin ways? His wife's ok with him passing out at a friends... what about if (when) she finds out its Angie?Keepin' us salivating here for the next installment of as FBGs turn.
her. It's like static to that cling. Nice twist as the plot widens... do the girls at work know about Ron's swingin ways? His wife's ok with him passing out at a friends... what about if (when) she finds out its Angie?Keepin' us salivating here for the next installment of as FBGs turn.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
They do now.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
No - I keep that 100% seperated from work.I can't blame Angie for being clingy is Ron's gonna
Nice twist as the plot widens... do the girls at work know about Ron's swingin ways? His wife's ok with him passing out at a friends... what about if (when) she finds out its Angie?
Keepin' us salivating here for the next installment of as FBGs turn.
Keerock
Footballguy
Not any more.No - I keep that 100% seperated from work.I can't blame Angie for being clingy is Ron's gonna
Nice twist as the plot widens... do the girls at work know about Ron's swingin ways? His wife's ok with him passing out at a friends... what about if (when) she finds out its Angie?
Keepin' us salivating here for the next installment of as FBGs turn.
Black Box
Footballguy
How long does it take to get a deposit back?
Koya
Footballguy
Presumed so. Angie is not exactly a side gal who knows her place.No - I keep that 100% seperated from work.I can't blame Angie for being clingy is Ron's gonna
Nice twist as the plot widens... do the girls at work know about Ron's swingin ways? His wife's ok with him passing out at a friends... what about if (when) she finds out its Angie?
Keepin' us salivating here for the next installment of as FBGs turn.
Koya
Footballguy
Two more Fridays in the FFA at least, I hope.
T Bell
Footballguy
Probably 5 or 6 more trips up the Perfume River.
T Bell
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Next steps? Help?
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