Steve Tasker
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You mean loan her three racks?
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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (3 Viewers)
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Arizona Ron
Footballguy
#backfire
AcerFC
Footballguy
i thought you were done telling personal stories. You can't leave us hanging with backfire.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
They're thinking Chingqueshia if it's a girl, La'Wang if it's a boy.
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
Big backfire or little backfire? Where big backfire is the big D or pregnancy, and little backfire is just about anything else. :(
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
46 pages? Think I just found out how I'm killing a few hours at work tomm.
This has to be good?
This has to be good?
mr roboto
Footballguy
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Imagine a Lexus commercial, an episode of Cheers, a porno, and a marriage counseling session in thread form.
Keerock
Footballguy
Ned
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
Agree. Its a Friday Ron, just vent it out here.i thought you were done telling personal stories. You can't leave us hanging with backfire.
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Insoxicated
Quez
Footballguy
Lol at them wanting to put you on meds before even talking to you. Half of society is walking around like pharmed up zombies and it's supposed to be completely normal and acceptable. Read the fine print on all those drugs, the side effects are pretty extreme. These drugs & the current system of having a pill for everything are a major problem with society, and likely a cause of the high suicide rate amongst our veterans.
fatness
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Lol at them wanting to put you on meds before even talking to you. Half of society is walking around like pharmed up zombies and it's supposed to be completely normal and acceptable. Read the fine print on all those drugs, the side effects are pretty extreme. These drugs & the current system of having a pill for everything are a major problem with society, and likely a cause of the high suicide rate amongst our veterans.
shadyridr
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
What?
Keerock
Footballguy
fatness
Footballguy
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
Ron come on man you gotta give us an update, we're not doing well in here
kentric
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Up to page 10 so far, this is destroying my productivity today, but well worth it ... Feel like I'm reading a book, can't wait to see the plot twists ahead... Will AR's wife leave him for the lesbo? Can AR turn it around and rope all 3 women into an orgy? Trademarking this thread and selling the rights to Vivid Entertainment
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Not by page 10 - The wife was upstairs while he was downstairs
All participants have to be
together for it to be classified as an orgyCan't read anymore new updates here, don't want the plot line spoiled, off to page 11 - I'm up to AR's wife being pursued by the lesbo - Really hope there are some pics in here besides a black man in a Nautica sweatshirt.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Reading this thread all at once has been like discovering a great TV show in Season 4 and watching Seasons 1-3 in like a week. Now I want to fast forward to Season 5!
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour.
Quit bumping the thread with this ####.There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
It takes a special person to be bothered by a thread being bumped 3x.Quit bumping the thread with this ####.There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour.
(HULK)
(Smash)
We're just frustrated that Ron is following in George RR Martin's footsteps when it comes to updating this epic tale.fantasycurse42 said:It takes a special person to be bothered by a thread being bumped 3x.Slapdash said:Quit bumping the thread with this ####.fantasycurse42 said:There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour.
T Bell
Footballguy
Speaking of which, Carver is still missing.We're just frustrated that Ron is following in George RR Martin's footsteps when it comes to updating this epic tale.fantasycurse42 said:It takes a special person to be bothered by a thread being bumped 3x.Slapdash said:Quit bumping the thread with this ####.fantasycurse42 said:There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Yea, man, what happened to Carver?Speaking of which, Carver is still missing.We're just frustrated that Ron is following in George RR Martin's footsteps when it comes to updating this epic tale.fantasycurse42 said:It takes a special person to be bothered by a thread being bumped 3x.Slapdash said:Quit bumping the thread with this ####.fantasycurse42 said:There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour.
Hang 10
Footballguy
We could wait for Ron or we could just conclude based on the we know so far that he's on anti-depressants because he's got the HIV.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Finished, I didn't know there was a cap to how many posts I can like in one day... This message board is amazing, just a bunch of top quality posters on here.
I obviously have some doubts to the authenticity, but I'll happily go along on this ride.
AR = Heffner? Since being married and having a kid, I've never wandered into the kitchen at 2am & walked into a Molly fueled orgy, & honestly I'm okay with that.
AR, not knocking your lifestyle, but based off the timeline of this thread your daughter is now 6... Kids aren't stupid, she'll be able to put pieces together sooner rather then later - you should be cognizant of that.
Update, backfire? Is it treatable?
I obviously have some doubts to the authenticity, but I'll happily go along on this ride.
AR = Heffner? Since being married and having a kid, I've never wandered into the kitchen at 2am & walked into a Molly fueled orgy, & honestly I'm okay with that.
AR, not knocking your lifestyle, but based off the timeline of this thread your daughter is now 6... Kids aren't stupid, she'll be able to put pieces together sooner rather then later - you should be cognizant of that.
Update, backfire? Is it treatable?
top dog
Footballguy
Was #backfire just a reference to the overall situation or something new?
On a side note, we were talking about this thread at work the other day. Myself and the Network Admin. We agreed that most open marriages are doomed to fail simply because the wife in the relationship is still a ####### woman!!
"Oh sure you can bang other chicks! I don't mind!" Pretty much the same thing as "You don't have to buy me a sweetest day present! I don't mind!"
On a side note, we were talking about this thread at work the other day. Myself and the Network Admin. We agreed that most open marriages are doomed to fail simply because the wife in the relationship is still a ####### woman!!
"Oh sure you can bang other chicks! I don't mind!" Pretty much the same thing as "You don't have to buy me a sweetest day present! I don't mind!"
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
[SIZE=medium]The Update[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Angie has been hanging around my house a lot lately. My wife even gave her a key and the security password on the alarm when she needed her to watch our daughter; she still watches our daughter from time to time but also uses the key to hop in my bed at night when she gets off from work late (my wife and I don’t sleep in the same room).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Angie’s lease on her apartment is ending soon and she’s been hinting around what a waste of money it is because she’s always at my place. I like Angie a lot but I’m not sure I want another woman officially living in my house. My Wife has even said multiple times that she might as well move in; not in a smartass tone either, just in a ‘matter of fact’ way. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]My wife hangs out with Girl 1 and Girl 3 still; even with all the drama they’ve been through. I don’t jump into their fun as much as I use to but when I do, Girl 3 has mastered the art of putting me out quickly. One time, the three of them were just lying on the bed watching TV; I hopped on the bed just to say what’s up and Girl 3 immediately puts me in the belly-to-belly “koala clutch”. My wife and Girl 1 where just lying there laughing when my wife holds my arm up like a boxing ref and starts counting; Girl 3 is on top taking long strokes of me while whispering, “come on baby, come on” – this usually lasts for about 5 minutes before I start making the Tyson face. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I brought Girl 3 up to my wife while we were alone once; I asked her if she was trying to get pregnant or something. My wife says, (laughing) “No, she knows you’re shooting blanks – it’s just a way to get you out of the room faster”
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[SIZE=medium]Girl 1 still hasn’t let me hit that. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Things on the “family” front are a lot better. I make a point to do something with my wife and daughter at least once a week; that’s not including TV, breakfast and dinners together – I mean an actual activity together. I also make time do something regularly with my daughter; she’s recently gotten into science so I bought her a science kit; we’ve been having a lot of fun with that.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I haven’t been exclusive with Angie; I still pick up a random strange from time to time. Angie usually works weekend nights so that’s when I’m usually prowling. A few Friday’s ago I was out at the local bar. I ran into two chicks I’ve seen around a bid; one is trailer trash druggie hot and the other is a bit chunky but cool. That night, Chunky Girl was a little drunk and the Druggie was running her mouth a lot – I’m assuming she’s skeed up on yayo. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]They were both complaining about how lame the bar was and wanted to go downtown – so I drove them downtown. The club was packed, I got a table with bottle service; I was quickly annoyed being with one chick drunk and one who’s mouth can’t stop moving. We ended up getting thrown out in less than an hour because Druggie girl kept pulling her titts out and putting them in my face. I had one drink – one very expensive drink. We headed to my car, they said they’re going to Chunky’s house; I got the address and put it in my GPS – Chunky girl was in the backseat asleep before we even hit the highway. Druggie girl is rubbing on my #### with one hand and doing bumps with the other; I said screw it and whipped out – she lays across the console and give a 9/10 cleaned up and everything. When we pulled up to Chunky’s house, Druggie girl wanted me to come inside too; I told her I had to work the next day. As I drove off, I thought to myself “tomorrow’s Saturday you dumb #####”. Sure I could have hit it but druggie girls are not my thing - it’s hard for me to pass up though. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Back to Angie – I’m on the fence about letting her move in. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Angie has been hanging around my house a lot lately. My wife even gave her a key and the security password on the alarm when she needed her to watch our daughter; she still watches our daughter from time to time but also uses the key to hop in my bed at night when she gets off from work late (my wife and I don’t sleep in the same room).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Angie’s lease on her apartment is ending soon and she’s been hinting around what a waste of money it is because she’s always at my place. I like Angie a lot but I’m not sure I want another woman officially living in my house. My Wife has even said multiple times that she might as well move in; not in a smartass tone either, just in a ‘matter of fact’ way. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]My wife hangs out with Girl 1 and Girl 3 still; even with all the drama they’ve been through. I don’t jump into their fun as much as I use to but when I do, Girl 3 has mastered the art of putting me out quickly. One time, the three of them were just lying on the bed watching TV; I hopped on the bed just to say what’s up and Girl 3 immediately puts me in the belly-to-belly “koala clutch”. My wife and Girl 1 where just lying there laughing when my wife holds my arm up like a boxing ref and starts counting; Girl 3 is on top taking long strokes of me while whispering, “come on baby, come on” – this usually lasts for about 5 minutes before I start making the Tyson face. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I brought Girl 3 up to my wife while we were alone once; I asked her if she was trying to get pregnant or something. My wife says, (laughing) “No, she knows you’re shooting blanks – it’s just a way to get you out of the room faster”
[/SIZE][SIZE=medium]Girl 1 still hasn’t let me hit that. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Things on the “family” front are a lot better. I make a point to do something with my wife and daughter at least once a week; that’s not including TV, breakfast and dinners together – I mean an actual activity together. I also make time do something regularly with my daughter; she’s recently gotten into science so I bought her a science kit; we’ve been having a lot of fun with that.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]I haven’t been exclusive with Angie; I still pick up a random strange from time to time. Angie usually works weekend nights so that’s when I’m usually prowling. A few Friday’s ago I was out at the local bar. I ran into two chicks I’ve seen around a bid; one is trailer trash druggie hot and the other is a bit chunky but cool. That night, Chunky Girl was a little drunk and the Druggie was running her mouth a lot – I’m assuming she’s skeed up on yayo. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]They were both complaining about how lame the bar was and wanted to go downtown – so I drove them downtown. The club was packed, I got a table with bottle service; I was quickly annoyed being with one chick drunk and one who’s mouth can’t stop moving. We ended up getting thrown out in less than an hour because Druggie girl kept pulling her titts out and putting them in my face. I had one drink – one very expensive drink. We headed to my car, they said they’re going to Chunky’s house; I got the address and put it in my GPS – Chunky girl was in the backseat asleep before we even hit the highway. Druggie girl is rubbing on my #### with one hand and doing bumps with the other; I said screw it and whipped out – she lays across the console and give a 9/10
cleaned up and everything. When we pulled up to Chunky’s house, Druggie girl wanted me to come inside too; I told her I had to work the next day. As I drove off, I thought to myself “tomorrow’s Saturday you dumb #####”. Sure I could have hit it but druggie girls are not my thing - it’s hard for me to pass up though. [/SIZE][SIZE=medium]Back to Angie – I’m on the fence about letting her move in. [/SIZE]
Godsbrother
Footballguy
[SIZE=medium]To each his own but there is no way I would want all of these women around my house all of the time.[/SIZE]
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
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