How do you guys match up with Nebraska?
God, I can't deal with this. Hating Nebraska? How can you even do that?
Q: What do Huskers fans think the "N" on their football helmets stands for?
A: Knowledge.
That's an easy start.
Is that what it's come to? It's never been a reach to despise UNC, Duke, or UVA. I have to go with a letter? And I like friggin Izzo!!!!
Penn State is a potentially strong rival with decent geographic proximity.
You will find Michigan and Ohio State fans surprisingly easy to root against.
Wisconsin plays football and basketball like it's 1959, for better or for worse.
Michigan State spends so much time fighting as the ignored little brother of Michigan to work up hatred for anyone else.
Illinois has an extraordinary history of underachievement.
It takes five Indiana basketball fans to change a light bulb; one to change the bulb, and the other four to brag about how good they were at it in the 1970s.
Purdue is pretty much Michigan State Lite, only they are jealous of Indiana.
Minnesota is pretty much harmless; Minnesota's basketball arena is old and weird and worth a couple baskets of HCA, but the fan base would rather win the hockey title than basketball.
IOWA = Idiots Out Walking Around.
Northwestern is almost as smug as Duke about academics, but their basketball players lack the talent and punchable faces of the Durham basketballers.