Well you tried. religion, atheism, whatever? Not exactly coherent. Also the image of Hillary tea bagging David Duke is rather unappealing.
You're gonna have to give him bonus points for Snake`n`Jake's they do have Naked Wednesdays there or used to so that scenario is somewhat plausible.
I don't think Dukie is going anywhere near that part of Oak though.
You only get bonus points for Snake'n'Jakes if you're in a "sit on a sofa covered in dried human fluids" contest.