Kim Jong Un missing/sick? (1 Viewer)

[mquinnjr]

Official statement that he is suffering from "discomfort": http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/26/north-korea-kim-jong-un-ill-health

Not-so-fresh feeling?

Kim Jong Under the Weather

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Trick question: Kim Jong Un cannot be under the weather, as he has supreme control over it.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Maybe someone fed him to the dogs

 

[mquinnjr]

It's a family in crisis. Maybe we should drop off a fruit basket or something.

But, we can't. I guess that's what Rodman's for.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Maybe he is just working on his golf game a bit. Last time out he only got 16 holes in one.

Pretty sure his dad was the golfer...

 

[TheIronSheik]

I don't know anything about the situation at hand, but if he's sick, I'm going to take a wild guess and say it was probably something he ate.

 

[Sinn Fein]

I don't know anything about the situation at hand, but if he's sick, I'm going to take a wild guess and say it was probably something he ate.

Poisoned imo

 

[Fat Nick]

This is an interesting article too:

https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

-QG

According to Jang — a former counterintelligence official and poet laureate under Kim Jong-il

Awesome...because those two go together so well.

 

[T Bell]

This is an interesting article too:

https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

-QG

According to Jang — a former counterintelligence official and poet laureate under Kim Jong-il

Awesome...because those two go together so well.

Counter-intelligence guys tend to be among the brainiest in the intelligence community given the intellectual chess match that the job entails. While an odd combo on its face, it actually makes sense.

 

[johnnycakes]

This is an interesting article too:

https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

-QG

According to Jang — a former counterintelligence official and poet laureate under Kim Jong-il

Awesome...because those two go together so well.

Counter-intelligence guys tend to be among the brainiest in the intelligence community given the intellectual chess match that the job entails. While an odd combo on its face, it actually makes sense.

Flagg: "Don't play dumb with me, because I'm better at it than anyone."

 

[mquinnjr]

A military coup would be pretty crazy if that's what's happening.

This is what started it...

I could loook at Kim Jong Un memes ALL day.

These are my guilty pleasure at work.

 

[Fat Nick]

A military coup would be pretty crazy if that's what's happening.

This is what started it...

I could loook at Kim Jong Un memes ALL day.

These are my guilty pleasure at work.

One of my fave's Simple but I laugh every time.

 

[mquinnjr]

A military coup would be pretty crazy if that's what's happening.

This is what started it...

I could loook at Kim Jong Un memes ALL day.

These are my guilty pleasure at work.

One of my fave's Simple but I laugh every time.

those ones are awesome.

 

[TheIronSheik]

A military coup would be pretty crazy if that's what's happening.

This is what started it...

I could loook at Kim Jong Un memes ALL day.

These are my guilty pleasure at work.

One of my fave's Simple but I laugh every time.

I used to love when Imgur was filled with these. Now it's filled with mostly people posting pictures of things in the hopes of getting an upvote.

 

[jamny]

Matt Damon!

 

[Fat Nick]

Matt Damon!

I read this and after 6 posts about Memes, I had to actually scroll up to see what this thread was actually about because I completely forgot after this massive hijack.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Matt Damon!

I read this and after 6 posts about Memes, I had to actually scroll up to see what this thread was actually about because I completely forgot after this massive hijack.

I think this is the Lies About Kim Jong-un thread.

 

[tommyboy]

Maybe someone fed him to the dogs

word is he's dead and his sister took over. serious

 

[El Floppo]

Maybe someone fed him to the dogs

word is he's dead and his sister took over. serious

word where- on the street?

"hiya, jimmy- whaddya hear, whaddya say?"

" well, see, it's like this... see... that north korean cat- dead. his sister is running things, see... keep it on the Q-T, what"

 

[T Bell]

Plausible he got a leg break and an infection incapacitated or even killed him, but who TF knows? It's definitely strange that he's been out of the public eye for so long, especially with so much happening in that region on an ongoing basis that would prompt him feeling the need to "look strong".

 

[tommyboy]

Maybe someone fed him to the dogs

word is he's dead and his sister took over. serious

word where- on the street?

"hiya, jimmy- whaddya hear, whaddya say?"

" well, see, it's like this... see... that north korean cat- dead. his sister is running things, see... keep it on the Q-T, what"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779139/Has-Kim-Jong-Un-lost-control-North-Korea-Nation-s-former-intelligence-officer-says-overthrown-2013-just-puppet-leader.html

 

[QuizGuy66]

This is an interesting article too:

https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

-QG

According to Jang — a former counterintelligence official and poet laureate under Kim Jong-il

Awesome...because those two go together so well.

Hammer, Sickle, Paintbrush, man.

-QG

 

[QuizGuy66]

Maybe someone fed him to the dogs

word is he's dead and his sister took over. serious

word where- on the street?

"hiya, jimmy- whaddya hear, whaddya say?"

" well, see, it's like this... see... that north korean cat- dead. his sister is running things, see... keep it on the Q-T, what"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779139/Has-Kim-Jong-Un-lost-control-North-Korea-Nation-s-former-intelligence-officer-says-overthrown-2013-just-puppet-leader.html

20 stone is 280 pounds btw.

-QG

 

[El Floppo]

Maybe someone fed him to the dogs

word is he's dead and his sister took over. serious

word where- on the street?

"hiya, jimmy- whaddya hear, whaddya say?"

" well, see, it's like this... see... that north korean cat- dead. his sister is running things, see... keep it on the Q-T, what"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779139/Has-Kim-Jong-Un-lost-control-North-Korea-Nation-s-former-intelligence-officer-says-overthrown-2013-just-puppet-leader.html

20 stone is 280 pounds btw.

-QG

Can't be much more than 4 cubits too.

 

[Scoresman]

Plausible he got a leg break and an infection incapacitated or even killed him, but who TF knows? It's definitely strange that he's been out of the public eye for so long, especially with so much happening in that region on an ongoing basis that would prompt him feeling the need to "look strong".

why did you spell out the word who but then use the briefer TF for the rest? i've never seen a half acronym done like that before.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Laughing here at this thread .... but uh is he really missing?

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

This is an interesting article too:

https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

-QG

Rumors abound about the cause of his absence, including a report from South Korea's Chosun Ilbo that he recently underwent surgery after fracturing both of his ankles "during a grueling tour of military bases and factories in Cuban heels."

He should switch to flats.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Laughing here at this thread .... but uh is he really missing?

Not sure about uh. But un is missing.

 

[T Bell]

Plausible he got a leg break and an infection incapacitated or even killed him, but who TF knows? It's definitely strange that he's been out of the public eye for so long, especially with so much happening in that region on an ongoing basis that would prompt him feeling the need to "look strong".

why did you spell out the word who but then use the briefer TF for the rest? i've never seen a half acronym done like that before.

I'm an innovator.

In my experience the "W" in "WTF" typically means "what", not "who", so I spelled the latter one out.

 

[jamny]

Plausible he got a leg break and an infection incapacitated or even killed him, but who TF knows? It's definitely strange that he's been out of the public eye for so long, especially with so much happening in that region on an ongoing basis that would prompt him feeling the need to "look strong".

why did you spell out the word who but then use the briefer TF for the rest? i've never seen a half acronym done like that before.

I'm an innovator.

In my experience the "W" in "WTF" typically means "what", not "who", so I spelled the latter one out.

Well, hold on there innovator

Oldest reference I could find...tGunz!

 

[Scoresman]

Plausible he got a leg break and an infection incapacitated or even killed him, but who TF knows? It's definitely strange that he's been out of the public eye for so long, especially with so much happening in that region on an ongoing basis that would prompt him feeling the need to "look strong".

why did you spell out the word who but then use the briefer TF for the rest? i've never seen a half acronym done like that before.

I'm an innovator.

In my experience the "W" in "WTF" typically means "what", not "who", so I spelled the latter one out.

Well, hold on there innovator

Oldest reference I could find...tGunz!

Laughing OL

 

[dickey moe]

Maybe he has ebora.

 

[El Floppo]

Maybe he has ebora.

dammit- never gets old :ror:

 

[Parrothead]

RO roud

 

[cstu]

Kim Jong Uno longer leader!

 

[Fennis]

anyone seen this article yet? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779139/Has-Kim-Jong-Un-lost-control-North-Korea-Nation-s-former-intelligence-officer-says-overthrown-2013-just-puppet-leader.html

 

[QuizGuy66]

Plot thickens.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/04/us-northkorea-visit-idUSKCN0HT00H20141004

Oh and here's another good article about the situation in North Korea. I don't think anyone's posted it yet http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779139/Has-Kim-Jong-Un-lost-control-North-Korea-Nation-s-former-intelligence-officer-says-overthrown-2013-just-puppet-leader.html

-QG

 

[El Floppo]

Word on the street is... he's just ronery.

and that article.

 

[HomerSimpson]

Havent read the thread. Anyone called out James Franco yet?

 

[bagger]

Colonizing Mars imo.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

Maybe The Interview is a documentary.

 

[The General]

As is all things with North Korea this story is extra weird and no one really knows what is going on, but tomorrow is the ruling party's 69th anniverasry. If Kim Jong doesn't show up during any of the festivities probably safe to assume he's dead/sick or hiding and definitely not in control anymore.

 

[El Floppo]

Plot thickens.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/04/us-northkorea-visit-idUSKCN0HT00H20141004

Seems to me that's the thickener right there... some effort at detente, surprise-style, that has nothing to do with Jr? kaput.

 

[Jaysus]

As is all things with North Korea this story is extra weird and no one really nows what is going on, but tomorrow is the ruling party's 69th anniverasry. If Kim Jong doesn't show up during any of the festivities probably safe to assume he's dead/sick or hiding and definitely not in control anymore.

 

[johnnycakes]

As is all things with North Korea this story is extra weird and no one really nows what is going on, but tomorrow is the ruling party's 69th anniverasry. If Kim Jong doesn't show up during any of the festivities probably safe to assume he's dead/sick or hiding and definitely not in control anymore.

If it turns out he has been overthrown, who will be punished... those who don't cry hard enough for the guy who is ousted or those who don't celebrate enough for whoever assumes power?

 

[The General]

As is all things with North Korea this story is extra weird and no one really nows what is going on, but tomorrow is the ruling party's 69th anniverasry. If Kim Jong doesn't show up during any of the festivities probably safe to assume he's dead/sick or hiding and definitely not in control anymore.

If it turns out he has been overthrown, who will be punished... those who don't cry hard enough for the guy who is ousted or those who don't celebrate enough for whoever assumes power?

Those who don't have his haircut are in big trouble: link

 

[Fat Nick]

Some think his sister is in charge.

All hail Kim Yo.

 

[beer 30]

As is all things with North Korea this story is extra weird and no one really nows what is going on, but tomorrow is the ruling party's 69th anniverasry. If Kim Jong doesn't show up during any of the festivities probably safe to assume he's dead/sick or hiding and definitely not in control anymore.

If it turns out he has been overthrown, who will be punished... those who don't cry hard enough for the guy who is ousted or those who don't celebrate enough for whoever assumes power?

YES!

 

[Yankee23Fan]

This is just weird. I'm willing to bet that there was a coup but if there was you'd think it would be for really only two reasons - either some military guy wants to be even stronger than him and land 3 guys on the moon while shooting an 18 at Augusta - or they want to open the country up to the west. And either way there would have been some kind of announcement to that end.

How in the samhel do we now know who is running a country? Even a country as closed as North Korea - with the money we spend on defense and intelligence we seriously don't know? Or......... do we?

Wait - I got it. Obama spearheaded the coup because he is going to take over the country once his presidency ends. Yeah - Glenn Beck will be all over that in a few weeks.

 

[lod01]

Some think his sister is in charge.

All hail Kim Yo.

She would be smart to slip him a mickey.

 

[Fennis]

hotest dictator at the club, tops locally