Kim Jong Un missing/sick? (1 Viewer)

[GroveDiesel]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

 

[T Bell]

Just amazing to me that in 2014, this horrific regime is allowed to exist.

"Allowed"? By who exactly?

 

[T Bell]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

 

[Fennis]

Hottest totalitarian leader of all-time?

On Saturday and Sunday she feeds you dinner and walks on your back. Monday to Friday she feeds your obnoxious uncle to dogs and shoots your enemies in the back of the head. Sounds like the perfect woman.

 

[lod01]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

Where's his body double with the plastic surgery? In these regimes, you gotta have one for this exact scenario.

 

[T Bell]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

Diabetes makes sense as that can have some pretty bad effects on your extremeties even when you, e.g. with poor circulation, etc. If he's got that and develops an orthopedic problem in his ankles, it could become serious in a hurry. Chubs seems to like to live the good life so that seems plausible.

 

[Don Quixote]

Hottest totalitarian leader of all-time?

Gets my vote.

(Of course can't vote for NK leader but anyway...)

You can vote, but there's only one person on the ballot. Which I guess also applies in this case, as not sure of another female totalitarian leader.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Hottest totalitarian leader of all-time?

Gets my vote.

(Of course can't vote for NK leader but anyway...)

You can vote, but there's only one person on the ballot. Which I guess also applies in this case, as not sure of another female totalitarian leader.

Alessandra Mussolini's out there. Currently without prospects for a gig though.

http://images.wikia.com/arakakne/images/e/e3/Provincealpescotedazur-alessandramussolini.jpg

 

[GroveDiesel]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

You'd think there would at least have been a big statement glorifying himself and mocking western countries for starting rumors of his demise.

 

[Scoresman]

lets say that chick really is in charge. say you made a bet with someone that you could nail her within one year's time. what would be the best way to go about this?

 

[lod01]

lets say that chick really is in charge. say you made a bet with someone that you could nail her within one year's time. what would be the best way to go about this?

I would think that first, you would want to make sure you are swinging about 8"-10". Then I would recommend flying into South Korea and walking across the border naked yelling 'come and get some baby'. That should win your bet. Walking alongside Dennis Rodman should get you back across the border.

 

[Fennis]

lets say that chick really is in charge. say you made a bet with someone that you could nail her within one year's time. what would be the best way to go about this?

book a trip to North Korea for you and Ashley Robinson.

 

[T Bell]

lets say that chick really is in charge. say you made a bet with someone that you could nail her within one year's time. what would be the best way to go about this?

Ashrey Madison

 

[Scoresman]

i say get yourself caught and sent to a NK prison but make sure its something that causes an international scandal. then when obama sends bill clinton again to negotiate my release it's cake because bill is such a pimp. she'll want some of that arkansas **** and ill be right there in the same room so there's my best chance.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

lets say that chick really is in charge. say you made a bet with someone that you could nail her within one year's time. what would be the best way to go about this?

Learn Korean, join the Start Department, make the NK desk, work it good, propose six-party talks, invite Ms. Kim to represent NK, get the penthouse suite at the very best Seoul hotel, disinvite the other 4 nations. Make proposal in boxers with a bottle of bubbly, put on the Barry White (she's probably completely uninocculated to this WMD), proceed to world peace making quality love action.

 

[T Bell]

lets say that chick really is in charge. say you made a bet with someone that you could nail her within one year's time. what would be the best way to go about this?

Learn Korean, join the Start Department, make the NK desk, work it good, propose six-party talks, invite Ms. Kim to represent NK, get the penthouse suite at the very best Seoul hotel, disinvite the other 4 nations. Make proposal in boxers with a bottle of bubbly, put on the Barry White (she's probably completely uninocculated to this WMD), proceed to world peace making quality love action.

What if she's into six-party action?

 

[SacramentoBob]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

Diabetes makes sense as that can have some pretty bad effects on your extremeties even when you, e.g. with poor circulation, etc. If he's got that and develops an orthopedic problem in his ankles, it could become serious in a hurry. Chubs seems to like to live the good life so that seems plausible.

http://goo.gl/SAjqWN

 

[Scoresman]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

Diabetes makes sense as that can have some pretty bad effects on your extremeties even when you, e.g. with poor circulation, etc. If he's got that and develops an orthopedic problem in his ankles, it could become serious in a hurry. Chubs seems to like to live the good life so that seems plausible.

http://goo.gl/SAjqWN

that worker looks terrified. he was probably wondering whether or not he'd be shot if the machine somehow jammed.

 

[Don Quixote]

He's back

 

[SacramentoBob]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

Diabetes makes sense as that can have some pretty bad effects on your extremeties even when you, e.g. with poor circulation, etc. If he's got that and develops an orthopedic problem in his ankles, it could become serious in a hurry. Chubs seems to like to live the good life so that seems plausible.

http://goo.gl/SAjqWN

that worker looks terrified. he was probably wondering whether or not he'd be shot if the machine somehow jammed.

I've never seen a grown man that excited to see lube since Wet Dream.

 

[loser]

lets say that chick really is in charge. say you made a bet with someone that you could nail her within one year's time. what would be the best way to go about this?

Adopt her?

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

Diabetes makes sense as that can have some pretty bad effects on your extremeties even when you, e.g. with poor circulation, etc. If he's got that and develops an orthopedic problem in his ankles, it could become serious in a hurry. Chubs seems to like to live the good life so that seems plausible.

http://goo.gl/SAjqWN

that worker looks terrified. he was probably wondering whether or not he'd be shot if the machine somehow jammed.

He just realized his leader is a jack off that laughs at lube machines.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

Diabetes makes sense as that can have some pretty bad effects on your extremeties even when you, e.g. with poor circulation, etc. If he's got that and develops an orthopedic problem in his ankles, it could become serious in a hurry. Chubs seems to like to live the good life so that seems plausible.

http://goo.gl/SAjqWN

that worker looks terrified. he was probably wondering whether or not he'd be shot if the machine somehow jammed.

I've never seen a grown man that excited to see lube since Wet Dream.

{Internal Dialogues:

KJU - "I Love it! I love it! It's pudding! It's lube! It's pudding-lube! I love it!"

JAG - "Honorable Lube Vat, please work, please don't let them kill me."}

That damn thing probably malfunctions all the time.

 

[CowboysFromHell]

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has made his first public appearance in 40 days, the nation's state-run news agency reported. The appearance, posted on the Korean Central News Agency's website and dated Oct. 14, said that Kim, 31, showed up at a newly built housing development and toured the grounds. There were no pictures included in the report.

Kim hadn't been seen in public since attending a state concert with his wife on Sept. 3, leading to questions about his health and the country's future leadership. But KCNA made no mention of that. It reported that on the same day as the tour of the residential complex, Kim also visited another new state project, the Natural Energy Institute of the State Academy of Sciences. The Obama administration told NBC News it was still trying to determine the report's authenticity.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-koreas-kim-jong-un-ends-long-public-absence-n224901

 

[TheIronSheik]

He's back

Probably his evil twin brother who just shaved his mustache. I'm not buying that it's him just yet.

 

[El Floppo]

He's back

Probably his evil twin brother who just shaved his mustache. I'm not buying that it's him just yet.

or when the pictures were taken

 

[Rayderr]

He's back

Probably his evil twin brother who just shaved his mustache. I'm not buying that it's him just yet.

*August, 2014*

"Hey Un, we want to take some photos of you walking with a cane."

"Why do you want that?"

"Uh.... To make you look distinguished. Yeah, that's the ticket."

 

[Jaysus]

That's a robot, you can see a data port on it in the 4th photo.

 

[T Bell]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

He's 31. And he's got the very best of everything, grew up in privileged circumstances? How did he get so sick? Bad ankles, I don't buy that one.

Diabetes makes sense as that can have some pretty bad effects on your extremeties even when you, e.g. with poor circulation, etc. If he's got that and develops an orthopedic problem in his ankles, it could become serious in a hurry. Chubs seems to like to live the good life so that seems plausible.

http://goo.gl/SAjqWN

This may be my favorite KJU pic ever.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

At this point, what makes me doubt that he's still in charge, is that totalitarians don't generally keep a low profile when there are rumors swirling around. I would have expected him to make an appearance, release a statement or have some sort of photo released by now if he was still in charge.

The exception to this is that if he's in such a physical state that an appearance would make him seem weaker than even the rumors suggest, meaning the appearance is a net negative. It sounds like that's the thinking there.

You'd think there would at least have been a big statement glorifying himself and mocking western countries for starting rumors of his demise.

Why? I am sure none of the NK population get news from outside NK.

 

[Plorfu]

Boring medical update with casual mention of executions:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/world/asia/kim-jong-un-cyst/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Boring medical update with casual mention of executions:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/world/asia/kim-jong-un-cyst/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

You're kind of skipping the money there.

Jang Song Thaek. North Korea executed 10 party officials by firing squad for charges ranging from corruption to women's issues to the viewing of a South Korean soap opera.

Intelligence officials also told lawmakers that senior military officials were demoted for poor accuracy in artillery drills.

 

[PatriotJohn]

Boring medical update with casual mention of executions:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/world/asia/kim-jong-un-cyst/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

You're kind of skipping the money there.

Jang Song Thaek. North Korea executed 10 party officials by firing squad for charges ranging from corruption to women's issues to the viewing of a South Korean soap opera.

Intelligence officials also told lawmakers that senior military officials were demoted for poor accuracy in artillery drills.

And so ends the days of their lives.

 

[flapgreen]

Did he get back from his vacation to the sun yet?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Boring medical update with casual mention of executions:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/world/asia/kim-jong-un-cyst/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

You're kind of skipping the money there.

Jang Song Thaek. North Korea executed 10 party officials by firing squad for charges ranging from corruption to women's issues to the viewing of a South Korean soap opera.

Intelligence officials also told lawmakers that senior military officials were demoted for poor accuracy in artillery drills.

And so ends the days of their lives.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Did he get back from his vacation to the sun yet?

You mean "vacation". I think any smart person knows he went there to oversee the military base construction.

 

[T Bell]

Boring medical update with casual mention of executions:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/world/asia/kim-jong-un-cyst/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

You're kind of skipping the money there.

Jang Song Thaek. North Korea executed 10 party officials by firing squad for charges ranging from corruption to women's issues to the viewing of a South Korean soap opera.

Intelligence officials also told lawmakers that senior military officials were demoted for poor accuracy in artillery drills.

And so ends the days of their lives.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Anyone catch Margaret Cho as Kim Jong Un tonight on the Golden Globules?

 

[johnnycakes]

Check out the new coif! Eyebrows too!!

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Check out the new coif! Eyebrows too!!

Kim kept the sides of his cut traditionally high and tight; the real eye-catcher is his gravity-defying coiffure, which resembles a glossy black trapezoid.

He paired the style with barely there brows shaved to end just over his pupils, a brave departure from the current full eyebrow trend. His face appears slightly rounder than usual, which only accentuates the Hair.

That's good stuff.

I know the hair is getting the attention, but the brows are extra-freaky IMO.

 

[mquinnjr]

Come to my land of milk & honey and prosper!

 

[TheIronSheik]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

 

[Fat Nick]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

Invisibility paint, I'm sure.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

Invisibility paint, I'm sure.

Actually, I think it was that they painted the bottoms blue. And they called them "stealth" now. Yes. That's right. Stealth bi-planes.

 

[Fat Nick]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

Invisibility paint, I'm sure.

Actually, I think it was that they painted the bottoms blue. And they called them "stealth" now. Yes. That's right. Stealth bi-planes.

Man...that's brilliant. What color did they paint the smoke from the engines?

 

[Sinn Fein]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

Invisibility paint, I'm sure.

Actually, I think it was that they painted the bottoms blue. And they called them "stealth" now. Yes. That's right. Stealth bi-planes.

Man...that's brilliant. What color did they paint the smoke from the engines?

Thats not smoke, those are clouds

 

[Fat Nick]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

Invisibility paint, I'm sure.

Actually, I think it was that they painted the bottoms blue. And they called them "stealth" now. Yes. That's right. Stealth bi-planes.

Man...that's brilliant. What color did they paint the smoke from the engines?

Thats not smoke, those are clouds

Cloud generator - brilliant!

 

[Rayderr]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

Invisibility paint, I'm sure.

Actually, I think it was that they painted the bottoms blue. And they called them "stealth" now. Yes. That's right. Stealth bi-planes.

Trying to decide if that's better or worse than Iran's Stealth Fighter Boat Planes.

 

[Fat Nick]

I saw an article where they said they just updated the paint on their bi-plane fleet. That's not a joke, apparently.

Invisibility paint, I'm sure.

Actually, I think it was that they painted the bottoms blue. And they called them "stealth" now. Yes. That's right. Stealth bi-planes.

Trying to decide if that's better or worse than Iran's Stealth Fighter Boat Planes.

Holy crap. Flying boats for a country that is largely a desert. That's pretty bad.

Both these flying boats and the biplanes are considered "radar evading," simply because they fly so low that radar can't pick them up. Along those lines, the Kurds have reportedly unveiled new anti-aircraft weapons that never need to be re-loaded and require very little maintenance. It's basically a really long stick that they can use to try and hit these planes...