When I was an idiot in college, I had a loudspeaker in my car (came with a siren noise too, how stupid is that?). We were always doing dumb stuff and I eventually had to remove it because it drew WAY too much attention. I remember stopping at an ATM one afternoon after a couple of 3-foot bong rips. My buddy was so ####ed up he could barely form coherent sentences, but I knew he needed money, so I stopped. It was raining out and there were 4-5 people already huddled in line under the canopy at the ATM. As he slowly approached the group, my other buddy in the backseat grabs the PA system and starts shouting "BEWARE OF THE MAN IN THE RED JACKET...." (everyone immediately turns around and stares at him)... "HE IS EXTREMELY STONED".......(some nervous laughter among the group)..... "I REPEAT... PLEASE STEER CLEAR OF THE MAN IN THE RED JACKET.... HE IS SO STONED RIGHT NOW, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING......(buddy in red jacket tries to play it off for a second or two).... PLEASE, THIS MAN IS EXTREMELY UNPREDICTABLE AND EVERYONE SHOULD REMAIN A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY".... (buddy in red jacket immediately turns around and comes storming back to the car). He was so pissed.