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How do unelected bureaucrats get to make a seemingly sweeping decision like this? Why wouldn't this be legislation?

We lost the war on "like" long ago. We will lose the war on "right". Neither of these hills is worth marital discord.

Agree, when I hear that, I assume they're lying when they don't use the preface.

Fixed your post

"Right?" is the new "like". It's phrased as a question, but the speaker never waits for a response, so why say it at the end of every sentence?

Then there's the ahole who takes the entire overhead with a guitar. I once had to gate check my carryon because Lucille is too delicate to check.

Maybe they're hoping if you can't play blackjack, you’ll go play something with worse odds, like triple zero roulette.

I offered the owner of the bar where I regularly threw darts $100 to take BOOH out of the jukebox. I loved, and then couldn't stand that album.

While we're on inaccurate food descriptions, "home made" annoys me. On particularly snarky days I ask whose home it was made in and has the health inspector been there.

Gladiator The ****ty camara work made me naseated and the sound was deafening

Email dated 9 am (MST) this morning.

So I entered my mother (an Ohio resident) into the Ohio bottle lottery and she won! Pappy Van Winkles Family Reserve 15 Year (750 ML) - $170 Does anyone have any advice about shipping whiskey from Ohio to Colorado? Or should I just fly out there to get it myself?

My pickup truck is a manual, and I'm convinced that anyone who would steal it probably can't drive it.

In general, you cannot pay insurance premiums with HSA funds. Cobra is an exception to that rule.

I'm 59.5 and retiring at the end of the year. I've lost my passion for software development, and even these last few days of work are a grind. I can get health insurance from my wife's job and I've paid off my mortgage years ago. I have no idea what I'll do instead of working, but I have a long...

Wow, I'm way out of darts after being in it for quite a while. Phil Taylor handed me his first place trophy at the inaugural Las Vegas Desert Classic to sign my program. Eric Bristow hit on my girlfriend and told me to keep my day job at a N.A. Open. I lived with Steve Brown's sister in law...

We very rarely get a wrong item, and when we do, they credit our card immediately and we keep the item (if we want it. Tuna in oil goes in the garbage)

I rarely actually go into the grocery store. I pull up at 7:30 am and they put my groceries in the trunk, and by 7:45 I'm on my way home.

When I work from home, my office is in the basement, and I wear slippers. When not working, no slippers

It seems that I am required to have an opinion as to what to eat for dinner. Replying with "I don't care" or "Whatever you want" are high crimes at my house.