Ghetto would be running a garden hose with a power nozzle through the bathroom window.No offense, but that seems pretty ghetto.
Bidets are amazing. I'm not sure if you understand how homosexual intercourse works, but it's not like a bidet. So you're all good.
It's actually not that bad. And, I live alone. And, I have a squeaky clean puckerNo offense, but that seems pretty ghetto.
Bless you.like my main man poison said miles away live the rich folks and i see how theyare living it up while the poor they eat from heavens mouth the rich are blowin water up on there butt then there is some drums and a guitar solo and that song pretty much rules anyhow brohans i am here to tell you that the old swcer has come up with a bidet for the rest of us who dont happen to live in an ivory tower and sit around all day on rich mans wicker furniture eating rich mans cool ranch doritos like we own the place here is what you do to make a bidet for the rest of us you go to a used restaurant equipment store or you look around behind old restaurants and you find an old stand mixer preferably a hamilton beach for maximum bum cleaning power and you take that baby and you put it right near the back of your toilet then right after you take a numero dos you drop the padels right in to the bowl and then you sit back down and then you turn that sucker on high and it will splatter the water and everything else all around until it washes your behind like you are livin the high life and that my friends is how you make a bidet for the rest of us and take it right on back from those snooty water bums take that to the bank bromigos
1) Hop up on the sink and stick your behind under the running water.
Gonna give this one a try. At that price point it’s worth a shot.
I just use my wife's facecloth and put it back on the sink.Never used one, and have a couple questions....
- Do you use the bidet as a first cleanse and then use TP to make sure its all clean? Or do you use TP first for the major debris and then use the bidet as a final rinse? Or is this a complete cleansing solution?
- Is this a timed/measured cleanse, or do you control how much/hard/long the water sprays?
- How do you dry your dripping-wet undercarriage before putting your drawers back on?
Works good. I've had mine well over a year.Sputnikv8 said:Gonna give this one a try. At that price point it’s worth a shot.
Bio Bidet Ultimate BB-600 scheduled for delivery today.
My undercarriage is tingling with anticipation!
WARNING: The BB-600 showed up in a big box with BIO BIDET written in huge letters along the side, completely spoiling that look of confusion and disgust from my wife that I was sooo looking forward to on Christmas morning.Bio Bidet Ultimate BB-600 scheduled for delivery today.
My undercarriage is tingling with anticipation!
Install complete or you waiting for Christmas?WARNING: The BB-600 showed up in a big box with BIO BIDET written in huge letters along the side, completely spoiling that look of confusion and disgust from my wife that I was sooo looking forward to on Christmas morning.
Waiting until Christmas. Can at least get the look of disgust from my kids.Beef Ravioli said:Install complete or you waiting for Christmas?
FYPMy birthday and hanukkah came and went with no bidet
one week until Christmas. There is still hope.
I didnt even try to hide it. I sent a text saying I need this asap. She is usually good at getting stuff like this. :legscrossed:
I knew she wouldnt let me down. Cant wait to install this thingMy birthday and hanukkah came and went with no bidet
one week until Christmas. There is still hope.
I didnt even try to hide it. I sent a text saying I need this asap. She is usually good at getting stuff like this. :fingerscrossed:
I feel weird saying this, but kind of looking forward to your report.I knew she wouldnt let me down. Cant wait to install this thing
My wife said she left something at her moms house. Not sure if I need it. She just got it bc amazon said people purchased these two together. Christmas is here so this may have to wait until real late tonight.I feel weird saying this, but kind of looking forward to your report.
I didnt need the other piece so here goesI feel weird saying this, but kind of looking forward to your report.
E-Z Glider indeed.Bio Bidet Ultimate BB-600 scheduled for delivery today.
My undercarriage is tingling with anticipation!
When's your birthday!? Mine's 12/18.My birthday and hanukkah came and went with no bidet
one week until Christmas. There is still hope.
I didnt even try to hide it. I sent a text saying I need this asap. She is usually good at getting stuff like this. :fingerscrossed:
Dang, I always thought bidets were special expensive toilets. I might have to ask for a post-Xmas present and tell the wife we'll save in the long run by not buying so many toddler wipes.
Yeah, I didnt really think this through very well. I dont have an outlet anywhere near the toilet. Thinking about running an extension cord for a week or so just to test it out and then maybe have an electrician add an outlet if it's a keeper.Cant wait to install this thing
Dang, I always thought bidets were special expensive toilets. I might have to ask for a post-Xmas present and tell the wife we'll save in the long run by not buying so many toddler wipes.
I see more than 1 mention of drying up with toilet paper afterwards. This seems kinda messy and I would think leave paper clumps you know where. TP is meant to break up. Is it not better practice to have a special set or two of hand towels, maybe even wash cloth size, next to the toilet? Use once then toss into the dirty towel basket.
Finally got this installed and had the chance to spend the weekend with it. If you've ever seen the Hulu commercials where they say "never fly 1st class because you'll never be able to fly economy again", this describes it exactly. Im forever ruined from wiping again. The force with which it blasts your balloon knot is a bit alarming at first, but once you get used to it, it's truly a life-changer. The warm water and air dryer are nice touches.Install complete or you waiting for Christmas?
Same. Havnt left the toilet since. Ps. Send foodBought my bidet attachment on Amazon for $30, installed it in 3 minutes, and life has been spectacular from that point on.
I bought a Tushy 2 weeks ago. I LOVE it!
Which model did you go with? I already planted the seed with the wife months ago when the pandy 1st hit but I need to get a new toilet first.Just installed 2 - one in each bathroom.
Life changing but I think even more life changing w women in the house. Here it's just me, but it's amazing to be honest that I put one in my guest bathroom too and people can figure out if they want to use it or not without judgement. These days they are retrofitted on existing toilets and take very little skills to install. I'm happy with both.