Alright, against my better judgement I cracked and submitted a photo to this website and BOY do I wish I hadn't.
I have a 61% match to
CHAKA FARKING KAHN.
Alright, it's bad enough that they compared me to a woman, but I'm the palest living creature on this planet that isn't a naked mole rat. Why did they choose an african american woman?
And as if my ego wasn't just crushed like a bug in the ground, I get a 62% to George Costanza and 60% match to Neil Armstrong, who I think is dead.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a trigger to pull.
The link that ended my life.