T1 - MN United, this will probably tear my heart out when they go to the MLS (plus the replacement players I was used to when they step up), MN Vikings, Fantasy teams (2 I've been in for a quarter century)
T2 - MN Gophers pretty much anything ( had season tickets to the * run and went all but week one of the tourney) [ For football was there for the Wacker years which killed football for me] will watch any gophers games if they're on non-cable or if they are on at the bar/place I'm at, even sports I don't like, Twolves because of the last three decades I'm desensitized, they could easily hit T1 like the Garnett Marbury and Garnett Cassell years, or even the Laettner Rider years, hurdle is low to make a massive jump. SA Spurs, just love their process.
T3 - Lynx, Raiders, NO Saints (was there almost exactly a year before Katrina, also have a Saints hat that I was wearing from my freshman year of college immortalized on my first student ID), Patriots (goes back to Bledsoe), MN Twins, Dallas Mavs, because I kinda hate Mark Cuban, but think he would be an awesome owner.
T4 - ATL falcons, CAR Panthers, Seahawks (back to the Alexander, Waters, Warren, and want to Hate Badgers, except for Wilson, but in the NFL, once the big ten issue is gone, like to see them do well), Knicks because of the Mason/Oakley/Harper years and the hatred of the current guy. Despise the former Sonics because of the Payton/Kemp years.
T5 - None - maybe NFC North if the vikes are out for the playoffs, just to say we got rolled by the winners, what can you do? Same with general big ten. GL in the NCAA or BCS type game if we're out. Will not acknowledge tier 5 to anyone that went to those schools. F them and I hope they die of the plague if I'm talking to them. I have a list of everything that any alum did in their life that is questionable and will throw that up as a defense. Bad hygiene, ran a stop sign, all acceptable.
EPL - Want to get into specific teams, but really just like watching the games. Only non-option is the Hotspurs. Had an Egyptian friend just nod his head "no" when the Sudekis commercial was out. Relegation sucks and complicates it enough for a potential bandwagon jumper.