FFA Bored Games: Portmantoe! (1 Viewer)

[hagmania]

n. what a sailor walks on when sneaking around

Your host with the most is back with a new game type, namely one less intense on time commitment than Sheep (don't worry, things have changed with work again, so I think I'll start having more time on Fridays soon).

The rules:

To be in, you must PM me a brand new word that is a portmanteau. Your submissions should look like this:

Base Word 1 + Base Word 2 = New Word
example: Potato + Theocracy = Potatocracy​

I will collect submissions through 11 am Central. At that time, I will give you some words to define.

There will be 2 rounds of voting as well: one round will vote on your favorite new words submitted by the group, and the next round you'll vote on best definitions submitted.

Sign up now by sending me a PM with your brand new word!

 

[AAABatteries]

Omgomgomgomg

 

[Chris B.]

In!
Gonna slide into your PMs as soon as I think of something clever.

 

[hagmania]

In!
Gonna slide into your PMs as soon as I think of something clever.

Well, we've only got a few hours.

 

[AAABatteries]

Just to make sure I understand the rules

Gato (cat) + Risa (laughter) + Douche = Gatorisadouche

Do I have this right?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

 

[hagmania]

Just to make sure I understand the rules

Gato (cat) + Risa (laughter) + Douche = Gatorisadouche

Do I have this right?

v. To take a shower while high

 

[AAABatteries]

@The Gator - I love you

 

[Scoresman]

Can we submit more than one?

 

[hagmania]

Can we submit more than one?

Ah, you can. Don't use all your best material though; you might need it in 6 months time when I remember to run another.

 

[El Floppo]

In!
Gonna slide into your PMs as soon as I think of something clever.

****... It has to be clever?

 

[The Gator]

Just to make sure I understand the rules

Gato (cat) + Risa (laughter) + Douche = Gatorisadouche

Do I have this right?

 

[Galileo]

Should we submit an intended meaning for any words we create or just leave that totally open ended for the best guess definitions?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Damn I am flying most of the day tomorrow so probably no time to participate

 

[AAABatteries]

Give me Ape *** for $200

 

[shuke]

Sent

 

[scoobus]

In

 

[AAABatteries]

Bumped It + Submitted = Bumtitted

 

[hagmania]

Bumped It + Submitted = Bumtitted

adj. uddered, as a cow

 

[hagmania]

Just a shade over an hour left to send in a word.

 

[AAABatteries]

Just a shade over an hour left to send in a word.

Submitted x 3

 

[hagmania]

5 minutes, gotta have a hard deadline because of work.

 

[hagmania]

Here's the lexicon:

Anteafinity
Asstukulele
Buffalogna
Bungboozled
Carholic
Chamelevision
Hambiguous
Liniot
Monsterpanties
Pantaluminum
PMuke
Restreckling
Salamiagra
Tensestake
Tummpalachia
Vomitionator

You'll get a PM soon to define a couple of these words (including your own), along with how to vote for your favorite new word. PM me back with alacrity!

 

[hagmania]

I will reveal the new word formulae at the end of all voting in the awards ceremony.

 

[hagmania]

All PMs have been sent - if you didn't receive any words to define, please let me know.

 

[hagmania]

I already have a good twist for next time imo.

 

[Scoresman]

Am I supposed to be defining my own words?

EDIT: nevermind. I see it in the post above.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

I will reveal the new word formulae at the end of all voting in the awards ceremony.

What the hell did I sign up for? Do I need to sip tea w/ my pinky up?

 

[hagmania]

Vojabulary

n. the sweet science of slapping people around with all your fancy-schmancy words

 

[hagmania]

Only 4 submissions left, great job folks.

 

[hagmania]

Time to start the shaming.

@Chris B. @shuke @Ramsay Hunt Experience @Yankee23Fan

 

[AAABatteries]

 

[hagmania]

3 Little Piggies to go

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Done. Sorry got caught up with work

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Sorry guys. I'm in now.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Uno mas, Si?

 

[Juxtatarot]

I think we discovered a flaw in this game.

 

[hagmania]

I think we discovered a flaw in this game.

Yeah, Sheep is nice because there's only one submission period. Sheep is not nice because it takes me a long time to put everything together.

 

[hagmania]

I will give stand-in definitions if not received today.

 

[shuke]

Sorry guys, rough day at work and then had family stuff. PM'ing now.

 

[Galileo]

Sorry guys, rough day at work and then had family stuff. PM'ing now.

Dang Shuke, procrastinating in the middle age music thread...slacking here... You are going to lose your FBG card.

 

[hagmania]

Received from shuke, will roll out the definiton submissions today, but I have to mow first before the rain hits. Be back soon!

 

[hagmania]

There's a 3-way tie for favorite word by points!

Asstukulele
Buffalogna
Salamiagra


I'm going to cast a mod-privilege tiebreaker...




for Buffalogna! Congrats scoobus, great new word.

 

[hagmania]

With @scoobus taking home first honors of the thread, let's move on to the definitions.

 

[hagmania]

Anteafinity

A.	the act of perpetual indiscriminate betting
B.	losing all your chips just from the blinds
C.	Antebellum affinity

Asstukulele

A.	A popular tourist attraction in Thailand. Tuktuks driven by a man wearing no pants while playing a ukulele.
B.	Smoking a joint with your ***
C.	noun: a highly skilled level of traditional Hawaiian farting

Buffalogna

A.	n. Josh Allen's preferred lunch meat
B.	Lunch meat made of buffalo testes
C.	An Italian processed meat made from bison

Bungboozled

A.	v. tricked into thinking you had to poop but really didn't, or vice versa
B.	v. having a butt plug magnetically accelerated into your chest cavity by an MRI machine. "Ron won't be able to make it after being bungboozled yesterday--keep him in your prayers."
C.	thst feeling when she said she was gonna try that new thing youve been asking for tonight, and when she came over she meant she was bringing tai food from the new place that opened up

Carholic

A.	adj. having a debilitating addiction to Carvel ice cream cakes. "Melissa's heart sank as she arrived home; her husband, a recovering Carholic, had relapsed with a massive Fudgie the Whale bender over the weekend."
B.	acidic and corrosive, as water exposed to chemicals
C.	an alcoholic that drinks in the carhole

Chamelevision

A.	watching multiple TV channels at the same time
B.	n. ability to turn your eyes the same color as what you're watching
C.	glasses that show different things in each lense

Hambiguous

A.	When making a sandwich, this describes the state of uncertainty surrounding the freshness of lunchmeat.
B.	Someone who may or may not be Jewish
C.	a vague and confusing set of rules for a card game with 12's

Liniot

A.	An insult directed at an entire lineage of people. ie: "That entire lineage of Smiths are all liniots!"
B.	Box wine that General Malaise drinks on the weekend
C.	An individual who struggles with linguistics

Monsterpanties

A.	A brand of panties from the 1980s that featured popular monster trucks imprinted on them.
B.	Mike Wazowski Boxers
C.	your first clue your girlfriend isn't splurging on Brazilian waxes

Pantaluminum

A.	a product for identifying hidden stains on your pants
B.	n. The newest craze in the Industrial Punk music genre, denim coated with aluminum.
C.	used underwear that you hope is fresh enough to recycle another day

PMuke

A.	v. sending a message to someone who you know will be excited for it
B.	verb: the act of puking, instead of sliding, into a woman's Private Mammograms
C.	PM shuke

Restreckling

A.	when someone is heckling someone who is using the restroom
B.	A cosmetic surgical procedure involving the genetic restructuring of an individual's face to include freckles.
C.	v. in a public lavatory, interrupting a stranger's bowel movements with derisive comments. "Geoffrey was having a good day until the restreckling he received in the Walmart bathroom, as an unfriendly shopper exclaimed 'This MF needs to go easy on the fiber.'"

Salamiagra

A.	Getting sexually aroused at the sight, smell, or taste of salame and other similar cuts of charcuterie.
B.	n. a **** pill that turns your **** scaly
C.	n. A little blue pill for male salamanders who have a hard time giving their lovers a hard time.

Tensestake

A.	tense mistake
B.	n. A gold claim that has been staked by two different miners.
C.	Peyton Manning Anime

Tummpalachia

A.	collective noun referring to the stomachs of those from the Appalachia cultural region; plural form of Tummpalachum
B.	noun: a medical condition where a person of Appalachian decent has an enlarged stomach due to inbred pregnancy
C.	a condition which one is perceived as a redneck solely on the size of their belly

Vomitionator

A.	n. device that analyzes the content of barf
B.	A device that computes blood alcohol content from vomit
C.	vomit position generator, a person who just spews nonsense online

 

[hagmania]

Please cast your ballots for favorite definition per word. Do not vote for your own definition - these will be blanked to zero if you do!

Audience votes welcome.

 

[hagmania]

For your voting ease, take the word list and then just add A/B/C to it:

Anteafinity
Asstukulele
Buffalogna
Bungboozled
Carholic
Chamelevision
Hambiguous
Liniot
Monsterpanties
Pantaluminum
PMuke
Restreckling
Salamiagra
Tensestake
Tummpalachia
Vomitionator

 

[rockaction]

Liniot

A.	An insult directed at an entire lineage of people. ie: "That entire lineage of Smiths are all liniots!"
B.	Box wine that General Malaise drinks on the weekend
C.	An individual who struggles with linguistics

 

[Scoresman]

Liniot

A.	An insult directed at an entire lineage of people. ie: "That entire lineage of Smiths are all liniots!"
B.	Box wine that General Malaise drinks on the weekend
C.	An individual who struggles with linguistics

One of the best. I wasn’t creative enough to pronounce it like Pinot.

 

[rockaction]

Anteafinity - A
Asstukulele - A
Buffalogna - A
Bungboozled - B
Carholic - A
Chamelevision - A
Hambiguous - A
Liniot - B
Monsterpanties - A
Pantaluminum - C
PMuke - C
Restreckling - C
Salamiagra - A
Tensestake- C
Tummpalachia - C
Vomitionator - C