Leviathan
Footballguy
I'll start.
My dad always talks to my brother and me about the time he served in the U.S. Navy. There was this one time, etc., etc. He still does it to this day.
Several years ago he was ranting about something that happened to him while he was on shore leave in Japan. He decides that it would be a good idea to go out for Japanese food. He loads us in his station wagon and we head out to a sushi bar called Sakura's.
We walk in and he immediately says, "Konishiwa" to the owner. The owner fires off a dozen words in Japanese and my dad stands there in silence as he doesn't have a clue of what he just said.
So, short story long, our food arrives at the table. We're all ooing and aahing at the strange looking food.
My father busts out his chopsticks and immediately puts the large ball of green paste into his mouth. That, of course, was wasabi.
As he is chewing, he suddenly stops and lurches forward for his ice water. My brother and I are looking at each other as our father is turning every shade of purple. He is literally on the ground gasping for breath. The owner is moments away from dialing 911 when my dad finally comes up for air.
By this point my brother and I are laughing hysterically. Good times.
Maybe you had to be there...
Who's next?
My dad always talks to my brother and me about the time he served in the U.S. Navy. There was this one time, etc., etc. He still does it to this day.
Several years ago he was ranting about something that happened to him while he was on shore leave in Japan. He decides that it would be a good idea to go out for Japanese food. He loads us in his station wagon and we head out to a sushi bar called Sakura's.
We walk in and he immediately says, "Konishiwa" to the owner. The owner fires off a dozen words in Japanese and my dad stands there in silence as he doesn't have a clue of what he just said.
So, short story long, our food arrives at the table. We're all ooing and aahing at the strange looking food.
My father busts out his chopsticks and immediately puts the large ball of green paste into his mouth. That, of course, was wasabi.
As he is chewing, he suddenly stops and lurches forward for his ice water. My brother and I are looking at each other as our father is turning every shade of purple. He is literally on the ground gasping for breath. The owner is moments away from dialing 911 when my dad finally comes up for air.
By this point my brother and I are laughing hysterically. Good times.
Maybe you had to be there...
Who's next?