Kim Kardashian Selfie (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

If you slapped that thing, the impending ripple would cause a tsunami in some 3rd world country

If you told her to haul ###, she'd have to make three trips.

 

[stbugs]

Agree with many in here that it is more freaky than sexy. Honestly, not a big fan of hers or her ginormous ###.

 

[Man of Zen]

There's something fun about a large, but still reasonably tight ### like you can find in a curvy-but-not-yet-cottage-cheesy sorority girl.

But this is just a middle aged woman with a big ###. Those are a dime a dozen.

 

[T Bell]

There's something fun about a large, but still reasonably tight ### like you can find in a curvy-but-not-yet-cottage-cheesy sorority girl.

But this is just a middle aged woman with a big ###. Those are a dime a dozen.

Looks more like a gross than a dozen.

 

[Jewell]

That's really going to look like a moon once the cottage cheese sets in.

Chris Bosh's wife is a good example of what Kim's dumper may look like in the very near future.

Kanye better make Kim do some of these.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Morning radio guys commented that instead of her hand prints on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, that she should have ### cheek prints. The idea got shot down when they realized what a safety hazard that would be.

Twin reflecting pools? (About the most reflection Kim is able to provide actually.)

They would also make nice bird baths or children's wading pools.

 

[Dentist]

when she was on howard stern with her sister, her sister said kim takes monstrous dumps and i'm not surprised.

 

[pollardsvision]

when she was on howard stern with her sister, her sister said kim takes monstrous dumps and i'm not surprised.

 

[dozer]

I'm not all that picky, so: would bang.

But that's not a very attractive picture.

 

[Copeman]

Doesn't do a whole lot for me.

 

[drummer]

She's primed for a Bang Bros shoot.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

She's primed for a Bang Bros shoot.

I heard that she named her kid after Peter North.

 

[VA703]

this is jergens material

 

[Jewell]

She's primed for a Bang Bros shoot.

Bros have been bangin' that for years now.

 

[drummer]

She's primed for a Bang Bros shoot.

Bros have been bangin' that for years now.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

So hot.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I am clicking on this thread for the sole purpose of stating that I am not clicking on this thread.

 

[Tom Servo]

There's something fun about a large, but still reasonably tight ### like you can find in a curvy-but-not-yet-cottage-cheesy sorority girl.

But this is just a middle aged woman with a big ###. Those are a dime a dozen.

Looks more like a gross than a dozen.

 

[irish eyes]

She is a gross pig, her and her family need to be shipped to their own island never to be heard from again.

 

[mad sweeney]

Hey, that's somebody's mother you're talking about. Some soon to be exhorbitantly entitled, attention hound, doomed by his parents' DNA d-bag's mother.

 

[General Malaise]

"She needs a six-pack of sandwich and a few cake tacos" - Christo

 

[General Malaise]

She is a gross pig, her and her family need to be shipped to their own island never to be heard from again.

How about Penis Island? Mine?

 

[skol asylum]

I thought selfie might mean something else.

 

[Fennis]

theres a whole lot of Kim to love

 

[Jaysus]

GB cake tacos

 

[ILUVBEER99]

She is a gross pig, her and her family need to be shipped to their own island never to be heard from again.

For the most part agree but would like to keep Kourtney and Kendall around.

 

[NCCommish]

She is a gross pig, her and her family need to be shipped to their own island never to be heard from again.

For the most part agree but would like to keep Kourtney and Kendall around.

Did you mean Kylie and Kendall?

 

[gandalas]

I thought selfie might mean something else.

 

[TheIronSheik]

She is disgusting. I wouldn't even puke on her.

 

[Fritz Funk]

nasty

 

[Leroy Hoard]

She is disgusting. I wouldn't even puke on her.

But would you allow your favorite camel to puke on her?

 

[shuke]

Rules.

SO DAMN AWESOME

 

[flapgreen]

:X

 

[McGarnicle]

I mean don't get me wrong, I'd bury my face in that box for about a week. What was the question again?

 

[Michael Brown]

I feel like people are repulsed by her only because she's on the trashy end of celebrity rather than the classy end of porn (I know, that doesn't exist). All I'm saying is, if she was a regularly working adult film actress, she'd be considered the hottest by far. Even as far as "regular" celebrity chicks go, she's among the best. But since she made a home video (GASP!), she's trash and disgusting.

You don't have to marry her or deal with her family, you just gotta look at her and break out the tissues. I say A+.

 

[Judge Smails]

Sir Mix a Lot did us wrong. Just horrible. Disgusting, Cecil Fielder lookin' ###. She should be wearin' baggy sweats or a mumu to hide that.

 

[dparker713]

I feel like people are repulsed by her only because she's on the trashy end of celebrity rather than the classy end of porn (I know, that doesn't exist). All I'm saying is, if she was a regularly working adult film actress, she'd be considered the hottest by far. Even as far as "regular" celebrity chicks go, she's among the best. But since she made a home video (GASP!), she's trash and disgusting.

You don't have to marry her or deal with her family, you just gotta look at her and break out the tissues. I say A+.

She isn't even close to the hottest porn star.

And please, that sex tape was entirely calculated. She's just the most famous porn star going, but no where near the hottest.

 

[Bob Magaw]

that has its own gravitational field...

 

[shadyridr]

I think shes flippin hot

Anyway, my wife asks me "did you see the pic kim took?" I said "yeah, she got ###!" Her response was " yeah but i didnt like her hair". I dont think anyone was looking at her hair womenz

 

[Christo]

 

[HellToupee]

Side boob guys like myself have a lot to look at here. Keep em coming

 

[pizzatyme]

What a waste of humanity.

 

[Statorama]

Two things struck me about that picture

- Of all the pictures she took in that pose, THAT was the one selected for release. The one she felt, yeah....this is the one right here....

- Everything about her body will get worse everyday

 

[Michael Brown]

I feel like people are repulsed by her only because she's on the trashy end of celebrity rather than the classy end of porn (I know, that doesn't exist). All I'm saying is, if she was a regularly working adult film actress, she'd be considered the hottest by far. Even as far as "regular" celebrity chicks go, she's among the best. But since she made a home video (GASP!), she's trash and disgusting.

You don't have to marry her or deal with her family, you just gotta look at her and break out the tissues. I say A+.

She isn't even close to the hottest porn star.

And please, that sex tape was entirely calculated. She's just the most famous porn star going, but no where near the hottest.

I didn't mean everyone would consider her the hottest. Obviously people have different tastes, like I think she's smokin and you think she's gross. So I would put her first, and you would put her nowhere. But on the whole, most people I know are like me and think she's crazy hot. Enough so that she regularly cracks hottest celebrity lists all the time. I don't see many (any?) other porn stars on these lists, so I have to think enough of us that DO like her would consider her the best. Maybe I exaggerated by saying she'd be the hottest by far, but she would be in the upper tier at the very least.

As far as the sex tape, I couldn't care less. I don't know what makes one a porn star versus making one sex tape for publicity, but since when was it considered a bad thing for a hot chick to have sex, videotape it, and show it to the world? I can sorta understand chicks not liking her because of that, but dudes?

 

[3C's]

I think shes flippin hot

Anyway, my wife asks me "did you see the pic kim took?" I said "yeah, she got ###!" Her response was " yeah but i didnt like her hair". I dont think anyone was looking at her hair womenz

I was.

 

[3C's]

I feel like people are repulsed by her only because she's on the trashy end of celebrity rather than the classy end of porn (I know, that doesn't exist). All I'm saying is, if she was a regularly working adult film actress, she'd be considered the hottest by far. Even as far as "regular" celebrity chicks go, she's among the best. But since she made a home video (GASP!), she's trash and disgusting.

You don't have to marry her or deal with her family, you just gotta look at her and break out the tissues. I say A+.

She isn't even close to the hottest porn star.

And please, that sex tape was entirely calculated. She's just the most famous porn star going, but no where near the hottest.

I didn't mean everyone would consider her the hottest. Obviously people have different tastes, like I think she's smokin and you think she's gross. So I would put her first, and you would put her nowhere. But on the whole, most people I know are like me and think she's crazy hot. Enough so that she regularly cracks hottest celebrity lists all the time. I don't see many (any?) other porn stars on these lists, so I have to think enough of us that DO like her would consider her the best. Maybe I exaggerated by saying she'd be the hottest by far, but she would be in the upper tier at the very least.

As far as the sex tape, I couldn't care less. I don't know what makes one a porn star versus making one sex tape for publicity, but since when was it considered a bad thing for a hot chick to have sex, videotape it, and show it to the world? I can sorta understand chicks not liking her because of that, but dudes?

No, most people would not consider her the hottest porn star.

 

[lod01]

Two things struck me about that picture

- Of all the pictures she took in that pose, THAT was the one selected for release. The one she felt, yeah....this is the one right here....

- Everything about her body will get worse everyday

The day is coming when she will be hoglike, waddling around with a big fat ugly ### that is out of control. However, I would jackhammer that ### right now just to say I did.

 

[Jewell]

I feel like people are repulsed by her only because she's on the trashy end of celebrity rather than the classy end of porn

Some guys just prefer thin chicks.

 

[NCCommish]

I feel like people are repulsed by her only because she's on the trashy end of celebrity rather than the classy end of porn

Some guys just prefer thin chicks.

It's not even that. I am pretty flexible. But her posterior long ago jumped the shark. it is no longer attractive she is just another fat ### taking up two seats on the bus. And if she hadn't let some half ### rapper bang her on video no one here would giver her a second look.

 

[Christo]

I feel like people are repulsed by her only because she's on the trashy end of celebrity rather than the classy end of porn

Some guys just prefer thin chicks.

It's not even that. I am pretty flexible. But her posterior long ago jumped the shark. it is no longer attractive she is just another fat ### taking up two seats on the bus. And if she hadn't let some half ### rapper bang her on video no one here would giver her a second look.

I'd always take a peek at that ###.