It was halftime in the Black Hole, and John Fox had to think through the laughter.
His Broncos had just played their best half of the season and the result was a 31-0 lead against the Oakland Raiders in the regular-season finale last Sunday.
There are 12 minutes between halves so even bathroom visits are rushed.
With the AFC's No. 1 playoff seed assured, Fox wanted to remove quarterback Peyton Manning out of the game, but first he needed to hear from Broncos media relations director Patrick Smyth.
Everybody in Oakland's visiting locker room knew, with only mild interest, that Manning began the game needing 266 yards to break the single-season record of 5,476 yards set by Drew Brees in 2011.
Everybody also knew, with greater interest, the Broncos had broken the scoring record in the first half and Manning had tacked on four touchdown passes to the single-season mark he had surpassed the previous week.
Smyth relayed that Manning had broke Brees' record by 1 yard. But, Smyth cautioned in a flash of prescience, all stats are subject to review.
Fox approached Manning and told him the deal. Manning knew Fox wanted to pull him both for sportsmanship and health purposes. But stats are adjusted from time to time — usually involving sacks — and it was communicated to both there was risk a couple of yards could be taken away from Manning. As there were no yards to spare, it would mean no record.
Manning said that didn't sound like a good reason to go back out there.
And that was that. Manning had been saying, in various ways the past two weeks, that he cared little about the passing yardage record. Here's the problem with yards: 42 of the league's 78 400-yard passing games (53.8 percent) in the past three seasons were recorded by losing quarterbacks.
It wasn't until after the game that a blogger from New Orleans steered attention to the play by posting a video. The scrutiny mushroomed until it reached Elias Sports Bureau, the NFL's statistician, for inspection.It took a while for Manning's 7-yard pass to Eric Decker in the first quarter to be deemed suspiciously close to a lateral. The officials on the field signaled forward pass. There was no mention of the completion becoming dangerously close to a running play on the CBS telecast. There was no chatter in the press box, or initially on Twitter.
The record was there for Manning, so he might as well take it, regardless of his indifference. But had it been taken away, he would have dealt with it.
"I did have discussions with Peyton at halftime, like you always do with your quarterback," Fox said. "That one wasn't as important. Don't get me wrong, in this league all records are great accomplishments. But that one probably mattered the least to him. The touchdowns and the scoring, those are related to winning. In the end, that particular record was outweighed by the score and the risk of injury."
As it turned out, the play in question was too close to overturn. Besides, there seemed to be an unnatural undercurrent to the inquiry. Earlier this season against Jacksonville, Broncos receiver Andre Caldwell gained 7 yards on a reverse in which Manning got too deep for his handoff and wound up having to pitch it forward.
Accidental or not, it should have been credited as a forward pass. Where was the outrage from area code 504 for that one?
All these after-the-fact reviews of Manning's passing records the past two weeks were somewhat amusing, maybe even spiteful. Besides the New Orleans blogger on the yardage mark, Texans interim coach Wade Phillips pointed out Manning shouldn't have received credit for his record-tying touchdown pass No. 50 because Decker bobbled it.
"I wish I could have got some calls back over the years," Fox said. "It doesn't work that way. The way it works is: 'Oh, my bad. Too bad.' "
Manning has enough records. He will get more in the next year or so as he chases down Brett Favre's career marks. But what Manning really wants, maybe even needs, is a second Super Bowl title.
And so at halftime in the Black Hole, Manning had a choice of securing a record, or his health for the playoffs. He was done for the day.