Maureen Dowd asks us to believe that a highly intelligent, well-traveled writer for one of the world's leading newspapers casually overdosed on a THC-infused candy bar in her Denver hotel room because she had no idea how much a novice should eat.
The experience was so bad, The New York Times columnist
wrote earlier this month, that she "lay curled up in a hallucinatory state for the next eight hours," convinced that "I had died and no one was telling me."
This is a most peculiar tale. Does Dowd know how to divide by 10?
You wouldn't know it from her column, but Colorado law requires edible marijuana products manufactured for retail sale to feature the total amount of THC in milligrams. Meanwhile, the labels also contain this advisement: "The standardized serving size for this product includes no more than 10 mg of Active THC."
These rules have been in place since the first day of retail sales in January, according to a spokeswoman for the Colorado Department of Revenue, which oversees marijuana regulation. So a novice interested in avoiding an overdose would divide the total milligrams by 10 and consume an amount somewhat smaller than the "standardized serving size" — and perhaps significantly smaller if she were prudent.
Dowd gives no hint that such information was available. She says she "nibbled off the end," as if making a blind stab at the right amount, "and then, when nothing happened, nibbled some more. ... What could go wrong with a bite or two?"
Did she wait "two or more hours" for the intoxicating effects to kick in before nibbling again? Retail edibles packages offer that warning, too, as mandated by state law.
What is still more curious about Dowd's account is that
before she returned to her hotel, she had been given a dispensary tour by My 420 Tours co-founder Matt Brown, who warned her how to use edibles. You won't find that in her column, either. The Cannabist's Ricardo Baca ran down this fact, and Dowd confirmed it when Baca inquired.
"What could go wrong with a bite or two?" Dowd wondered. How could anyone who had taken Brown's tour and read the packaging not have some idea?