Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Drifter]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

If the hot tub is already a niggling idea, than getting drunker is the obvious choice as bikinis will seem less essential later

 

[Drifter]

Wife and kids in bed, about 600ml of Buffalo Trace in. F off Fish - when are you going to invite me out?

you need an invite? my life is pretty much always like this. just pick a night.

Noted.

 

[-fish-]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

If the hot tub is already a niggling idea, than getting drunker is the obvious choice as bikinis will seem less essential later

obviously, but they don't want to start out admitting that.

 

[shuke]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

What's the story with these chicks? Are you ####ing both of them? At the same time?

 

[-fish-]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

What's the story with these chicks? Are you ####ing both of them? At the same time?

there are 3. 1 ia just a friend, but likes making out with one of the others. the other 2 are sometimes chicks, never all together. they all happen to be together tonight.

 

[shuke]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

What's the story with these chicks? Are you ####ing both of them? At the same time?

there are 3. 1 ia just a friend, but likes making out with one of the others. the other 2 are sometimes chicks, never all together. they all happen to be together tonight.

Will you be posting pics?

 

[-fish-]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

What's the story with these chicks? Are you ####ing both of them? At the same time?

there are 3. 1 ia just a friend, but likes making out with one of the others. the other 2 are sometimes chicks, never all together. they all happen to be together tonight.

Will you be posting pics?

all of them are regulars on my FB

 

[kevzilla]

Comprehensively drunk on Kraken. Regrettably, no nubile young things are on the way. Might face-plant soon.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pretty sure Tre has a boyfriend

I'm not sayin.....I'm just sayin

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

OH yeah, I'm in caht

 

[parasaurolophus]

how does one get there?

 

[parasaurolophus]

So you are sitting somewhere and you determine for whatever reason it is inappropriate to fart. So you hold it in. There is a couple seconds of discomfort and then it disappears. Where does it go?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So you are sitting somewhere and you determine for whatever reason it is inappropriate to fart. So you hold it in. There is a couple seconds of discomfort and then it disappears. Where does it go?

Who holds in a fart?Jeebus did I teach you anything?

 

[parasaurolophus]

Sorry GB but I just can't bring myself to do it when my boss is giving a speech. Especially when I have been eating nothing but restaurant food for 4 days.

 

[phishphan]

Crown Black. I has had some a lot. I feel fuzzy

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sorry GB but I just can't bring myself to do it when my boss is giving a speech. Especially when I have been eating nothing but restaurant food for 4 days.

Kitty

 

[phishphan]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

What's the story with these chicks? Are you ####ing both of them? At the same time?

there are 3. 1 ia just a friend, but likes making out with one of the others. the other 2 are sometimes chicks, never all together. they all happen to be together tonight.

Will you be posting pics?

all of them are regulars on my FB

I always wondered about this. so you are poking the blonde?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

biggest decision of the night...should we go hot tubbing, which requires an extra hour for the girls to get home and gather their bikinis or should we just get drunker now.

What's the story with these chicks? Are you ####ing both of them? At the same time?

there are 3. 1 ia just a friend, but likes making out with one of the others. the other 2 are sometimes chicks, never all together. they all happen to be together tonight.

Will you be posting pics?

all of them are regulars on my FB

I always wondered about this. so you are poking the blonde?

He's poking the world

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Early Times 354. I don't taste anything special about it. Could've saved six bucks and just bought regular Early Times. I am seriously ####ed up right now. I need pretzels.

 

[valhallan]

Stopped at a motel instead of driving tipsy the rest of the way.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was going to send an e-mail to the radio station and sign it "Shuke shaves in the lake" but maybe he'll get mad. Thoughts?

 

[Charlie Frown]

I'm in.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I was going to send an e-mail to the radio station and sign it "Shuke shaves in the lake" but maybe he'll get mad. Thoughts?

What could go wrong?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

After this next bourbon I will be.

Watching 'Smile Love Screw or Something' with Steve Carell and Julianne Moore and Emma Stone. Frosty sent it to me and my GF picked it. Only way to get through this HAMMERED.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was going to send an e-mail to the radio station and sign it "Shuke shaves in the lake" but maybe he'll get mad. Thoughts?

What could go wrong?

I knew it was a bad idea

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I was going to send an e-mail to the radio station and sign it "Shuke shaves in the lake" but maybe he'll get mad. Thoughts?

What could go wrong?

I knew it was a bad idea

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hi!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hi!

Stinks like sex in here

 

[Tecumseh]

skippiy

 

[Abraham]

Hi!

Stinks like sex in here

That makes one of us.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hi!

Stinks like sex in here

That makes one of us.

Congratulations on having sex. I might get some tomorrow

 

[Abraham]

One of us is confused. I didn't have sex unless you consider flipping through stumble on pics of girls "having sex". Wife is asleep and I am drinking crappy beer.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yeah it was a bad joke. Your last sentence is eerily familiar

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry, my tolerance level has been knocked down a few notches and I sort of couldn't keep my eyes open. I also kind of drank 3/4 of a fifth of JD.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Oh holy heck

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

No. Not on a Tuesday

 

[commisholio]

Mmmm, negronis

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mmmm, negronis

Racist

 

[commisholio]

Mmmm, negronis

Racist

guilty

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

OK

 

[-fish-]

three bottles of wine. we need more west coast drunks.

 

[parasaurolophus]

off to a fine start

 

[Thorn]

I like Brooklyn Lager.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well good evening, chaps

 

[parasaurolophus]

Well good evening, chaps

Wife just tried to take a half filled beer as if it was an empty. My reaction might have been a bit too strong

 

[Marvin]

Totally beyond this thread.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well good evening, chaps

Wife just tried to take a half filled beer as if it was an empty. My reaction might have been a bit too strong

Train her better. My wife doesn't touch beers unless they've been sitting for more than 12 hours. And even then she asks.

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

Im nto feelinf the goosebumps tanight,