http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poynter.org%2Flatest-news%2Fregret-the-error%2F234826%2Fhaaretz-corrects-bugs-bunny-and-porky-pig-are-not-enemies-2%2FA correction in Israeli daily Haaretz notes that Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig are not, in fact, enemies:
ruleshttp://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poynter.org%2Flatest-news%2Fregret-the-error%2F234826%2Fhaaretz-corrects-bugs-bunny-and-porky-pig-are-not-enemies-2%2FA correction in Israeli daily Haaretz notes that Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig are not, in fact, enemies:
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/iceland-mystery-basalt-pillars-not-formed-by-trolls-fighting-1435027Mystery basalt pillars in Iceland were formed by a rare geological process, not by fighting trolls as was previously believed.
Solid 1-sentence follow-up:Home prices soared in the first half of the 17th century, around the time of the tulip mania. But they came crashing down in the 1670's, when the prime minister was killed, and partially eaten, by a mob of angry Dutch, and the country nearly disintegrated.
The reader seeking guidance about the housing market can only conclude: If people are eating government officials in your neighborhood, it's time to sell.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wife-walks-in-on-husband-having-sex-675432A South Carolina woman told cops that her husband’s girlfriend assaulted her after she walked into a bedroom and discovered the pair “naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex,” according to a police report.
http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2014/03/the-dark-power-of-fraternities/357580/What was not an excellent idea, however, was to misjudge the relative tightness of a 20-year-old sphincter and the propulsive reliability of a 20-cent bottle rocket.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2586306/Man-murdered-mother-sister-children-stopping-one-true-love-Selena-Gomez-ruled-insane-stand-trial.htmlA 40-year-old man who murdered his mother, sister and her children because she was stopping him from being with his 'one true love', the actress Selena Gomez, has been ruled unfit to stand trial.
http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/ottawa-man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-in-a-park-1.1798220Donald Popadick has been charged with Indecent Act and Mischief.
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/2014/06/20/students-tampa-campus-allowed-to-use-drones-projects-usf/11124865/Beginning in the 2014 Fall semester, students will be able to check out remote-controlled drones to use for school projects.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/20/Man-allegedly-on-meth-arrested-for-harassing-couple-in-car-he-thought-was-an-alien-spaceship/3031403278495/The alleged victims called police after Bushart began following them around and then pulled up in front of their Plymouth Prowler to demand that the "alien take his spaceship back to where they came from."
The police in Tübingen first learned of the incident when they received a call reporting that “a person is stuck in a stone vulva.”Jeff Vader said:
Ronald left this world as he entered it: on a frigid winter night, amid frantic screams and blood-soaked linens, while relatives stood nearby and muttered furious promises to find and punish the man responsible.I want to leave this earth exactly the way I came into it, broke, naked, and drooling on myself.
Thunderbolt lightning hit a Spanish team plane in MadridAlthough rarely occurring such phenomena for any damages it common, but it may be the end to a disappointing Spanish team in Brazil after their loss in the first game before the Netherlands with 5-and losing to Chile 2-0 before winning the only Australia 3-0 on Monday.
*sigh* Aren't we all?The police in Tübingen first learned of the incident when they received a call reporting that “a person is stuck in a stone vulva.”Jeff Vader said:
http://time.com/2911716/american-student-stuck-in-stone-######/
I want to leave this earth exactly the way I came into it, wet, naked and tearing through a ######.
"Axon declined to answer questions about specifics in the suit, including whether the man had a penis when he left the hospital."
"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow," says the grieving mother of a Brazilian man killed when a cow crashed through the roof of his home.
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/news/heavenly-low-exhaust-cars-the-exam-howlers-competition/2014435.articleIn future all cars [will] be fitted with Catholic converters
http://www.khou.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/09/01/woman-impaled-in-buttocks-after-texting-while-driving/14918953/Then, Jahnz realized that the guardrail pole went through the front of her truck, through her buttocks and into the back of her seat.
“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there.”
http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/He is afraid to even leave the house because evidently no place is safe from his excessive ejaculation.
However, even the most enlightened foresight from the most brilliant mind can be wrong, so it would be better if he wasn’t a #### about it.
Bethlehem police say no charges were filed after a man dressed as a yellow Teletubbie broke into a friend's house and stole Chinese food leftovers.
According to the complaints, one of the players got into an argument with the woman, Shareese Asparagus, 22, of West Chester, outside Spuds restaurant off campus.
According to the complaints, one of the players got into an argument with the woman, Shareese Asparagus, 22, of West Chester, outside Spuds restaurant off campus.
http://www.charlestondailymail.com/article/20141022/DM02/141029663Boggess told troopers he had been drinking and Piglet was in his bed.
Boggess told troopers he thought it was “OK” to have sex with his dog because it was more than 40 pounds and also because Piglet has been spayed,
Unless you are showing your bare midriff like you're Britney Spears.If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.
This one simple trick will get you out of a ticket. Police hate him.