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Footballguy
In the dark comedy that is the JETS, the taco kid (AKA Sideliner Hot Dog Muff Master) Marky Mark Sanchez will now get benched in favor of the highly touted McElroy, a QB from... where was it? Anyways, a new dilemna faces the toe master, Rex Ryan.
"Coach" Ryan has only dressed 2 QB's in any game. Now, since in his wisdom he has decided to bench the hot dog swillin' QB from CA, will he dress 3 QB's? Or will he only have two? Then which two? Maybe Tebow sits, but sacrafices a lamb on the sidelines and serves halftime snacks of rack of lamb to the guys actually playing football. Oh, wait... do any Jets actaully play football?
This must be a very perplexing problem for Ryan and Sporano, the OC. If they don't dress Tebow, who runs that incredibly successful Wildcat offense? Will Sanchez come in and run it? You know, for like the third series of the game to give the opposing defense something to worry about? Or does Saint Tebow leave his jersey in his locker?
Surely Sanchez can't be inactive.
My guess is that stud WR from Oakland, Chaz "The Chessmaster" Schillens will have to sit this one out in favor of a third QB. I mean, the Jets got Braylon Edwards now. You just acn't dress all of these offensive studs. Someone has to take one for the team, which should be no problem given how close knit this unselfish caste of characters the Jets have on their roster.
The real issue is this: When Tebow serves up those racks of lamb on the sidelines, will he have some green mint jelly as a side? Me thinks not... jelly on the sideline would most assuredly distract Rex Ryan from his on field coaching duties. I can hear him now... "Now let's go have a G------- jar of jelly! The heck with the snacks, we're goin LARGE today, boys! It's TEBOW time!"
"Coach" Ryan has only dressed 2 QB's in any game. Now, since in his wisdom he has decided to bench the hot dog swillin' QB from CA, will he dress 3 QB's? Or will he only have two? Then which two? Maybe Tebow sits, but sacrafices a lamb on the sidelines and serves halftime snacks of rack of lamb to the guys actually playing football. Oh, wait... do any Jets actaully play football?
This must be a very perplexing problem for Ryan and Sporano, the OC. If they don't dress Tebow, who runs that incredibly successful Wildcat offense? Will Sanchez come in and run it? You know, for like the third series of the game to give the opposing defense something to worry about? Or does Saint Tebow leave his jersey in his locker?
Surely Sanchez can't be inactive.
My guess is that stud WR from Oakland, Chaz "The Chessmaster" Schillens will have to sit this one out in favor of a third QB. I mean, the Jets got Braylon Edwards now. You just acn't dress all of these offensive studs. Someone has to take one for the team, which should be no problem given how close knit this unselfish caste of characters the Jets have on their roster.
The real issue is this: When Tebow serves up those racks of lamb on the sidelines, will he have some green mint jelly as a side? Me thinks not... jelly on the sideline would most assuredly distract Rex Ryan from his on field coaching duties. I can hear him now... "Now let's go have a G------- jar of jelly! The heck with the snacks, we're goin LARGE today, boys! It's TEBOW time!"