so what's upstairs? (1 Viewer)

[fatness]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/709-Michaelmas-Ave-Cayce-SC-29033/11213633_zpid

Little is known about condition except that property has active roof leaks. Property is being sold "as-is" with no repairs, no clean-up, and no warranties expressed or implied. Upstairs apartment cannot be shown under any circumstances. Buyer assumes responsibility for the month-to-month tenancy in the upstairs apartment. Occupant has never paid, and no security deposit is being held, but there is a lease in place. (Yes, it does not make sense, please don't bother asking.)

 

[ShamrockPride]

Haunted.

 

[Bucky86]

The 400 pound hacker.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

One if the best OPs I've ever seen. What is Fred botching about? 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Not the weirdest one I've seen. Saw one here in LA where they house for sale came with a permanent tenant who had a lifelong right to live there, rent free. You could buy the house for half a million or so, but never move in. 

Uh that's an old French thing here, let pour vie, IIRC.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

The 400 pound hacker.

Well that would explain the crashed through floor.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

The second floor, but that's another story.

 

[Zegras11]

@Random

 

[hilineninerfan]

amelia earhart, elvis and jim morrison all share a flat?

 

[Aerial Assault]

D.B. Cooper.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Weird.  I usually keep them in the basement.

 

[tdoss]

Not the weirdest one I've seen. Saw one here in LA where they house for sale came with a permanent tenant who had a lifelong right to live there, rent free. You could buy the house for half a million or so, but never move in. 

Hefner tried to pull the same thing. 

 

[El Floppo]

So the meth cooking upstairs tenant comes with the sale?

 

[Cjw_55106]

If the lease is month to month, cant the buyer just terminate the lease after a month? 

 

[Wrigley]

Shuke, shuke is upstairs 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Some kind of artist

 

[fatness]

The sellers are the world's dumbest stoners, and upstairs are their plants?

 

[Chemical X]

shows nice

 

[Parrothead]

Prince?

 

[MarvinTScamper]

buy it, and slowly start removing portions of the house.  Eventually, the thing comes out...and you knock down the wall holding the place up.

 

[-OZ-]

Not the weirdest one I've seen. Saw one here in LA where they house for sale came with a permanent tenant who had a lifelong right to live there, rent free. You could buy the house for half a million or so, but never move in. 

Seems workable. 

 

[fatness]

Mystery solved.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mystery solved.

Sad.

 

[MikeIke]

Some kind of artist

This guy knows things

 

[Osaurus]

Eric

 

[fatness]

Some kind of artist

This guy knows things

He's an artist.