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mr roboto said:
jdoggydogg said:
Leroy Hoard said:
"this is awesome, i thought lurch only played the harpsichord"
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I challenge you to make it through this video without laughing:
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I was almost through the first one without so much as cracking a smile, my big mistake was reading the comments. Some highlights"I can't believe I'm one of the 108 people that have viewed this... :\"

"Why is he sweating?"

"I cried"

And from the Pink Panther one:

"May as well stop the internet and all go home now. This will never be beaten."

"And to think that I was nervous about uploading my own guitar videos..."

 
Anderson Cooper and his CNN crew got attacked in Egypt.

Here's WWTDD's take.

Anderson Cooper and his crew were attacked during the riots in Cairo yesterday, with one CNN reported tweeting that Cooper was punched in the head ten times. The Huffington Post says…

The incident came as pro-Mubarak supporters attacked protesters calling for the Egyptian president to step down. Speaking on “American Morning” after the attack, Cooper said that he and his crew had been trying to go to a neutral zone between the two groups.

“We never got that far,” he said. “We were set upon by pro-Mubarak supporters punching us in the head.” Cooper said that he and the crew tried to escape, but that the crowd only grew: “the crowd kept growing, kept throwing punches, kicks…suddenly a young man would look at you and punch you in the face.”



Well, I dont condone Anderson Cooper getting punched, but what did he expect. He’s a handsome rich American in some stone age ####hole who hates all three of those things, in the middle of a national riot. It would be like if Lexington Steele went to a Klan rally, then an hour later was on twitter saying, “WTF!”

 
for talk of a “long, stabby thing” on the set of Australia’s Today Show to spiral into a full-blown double entendre-thon.
 
'4x champ said:
Greatest show ever!

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Greatest show ever...on mute. Those guys are soooooo awful I doubt I could ever not punch them in the face if I saw them on the street. Makes Bob Saget on AGHV look like Olivier doing King Lear. But jill is still the hottest chick on TV, hands down.
 
Ask a four-year-old almost anything.

Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

Some of the ones I like:Q. Now that you are one year older, what do you wish you knew when you were 3?

A. I wish I knew how to flip over. Actually I already knew that. Never mind, I already knew that.

Q. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

A. 18. Is that right?

Q. What's the scariest thing ever?

A. A green man changing into aliens who can shoot things out of his mouth and throw up and the throw up can turn into guns and start shooting people.

Q. Magnets, how do they work?

A. They get paper clips to come to you.

Q. A bird in the hand is worth more than _____ ?

A. Candy.

Q. Would you rather be able to fly or become invisible? Why?

A. Invisible, because then I could fly too. Wait. I mean fly AND invisible. Because then I could fly while I'm invisible and I could hit bad guys and they couldn't even see me.

Q. What's your favorite dinner?

A. Pancake. I mean cake.

 
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'Maurile Tremblay said:
Ask a four-year-old almost anything.

Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

Some of the ones I like:Q. Now that you are one year older, what do you wish you knew when you were 3?

A. I wish I knew how to flip over. Actually I already knew that. Never mind, I already knew that.

Q. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

A. 18. Is that right?

Q. What's the scariest thing ever?

A. A green man changing into aliens who can shoot things out of his mouth and throw up and the throw up can turn into guns and start shooting people.

Q. Magnets, how do they work?

A. They get paper clips to come to you.

Q. A bird in the hand is worth more than _____ ?

A. Candy.

Q. Would you rather be able to fly or become invisible? Why?

A. Invisible, because then I could fly too. Wait. I mean fly AND invisible. Because then I could fly while I'm invisible and I could hit bad guys and they couldn't even see me.

Q. What's your favorite dinner?

A. Pancake. I mean cake.
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Didn't Seahawks17 or whatever do this here?
 
'RudiStein said:
'Maurile Tremblay said:
Ask a four-year-old almost anything.

Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

Some of the ones I like:Q. Now that you are one year older, what do you wish you knew when you were 3?

A. I wish I knew how to flip over. Actually I already knew that. Never mind, I already knew that.

Q. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

A. 18. Is that right?

Q. What's the scariest thing ever?

A. A green man changing into aliens who can shoot things out of his mouth and throw up and the throw up can turn into guns and start shooting people.

Q. Magnets, how do they work?

A. They get paper clips to come to you.

Q. A bird in the hand is worth more than _____ ?

A. Candy.

Q. Would you rather be able to fly or become invisible? Why?

A. Invisible, because then I could fly too. Wait. I mean fly AND invisible. Because then I could fly while I'm invisible and I could hit bad guys and they couldn't even see me.

Q. What's your favorite dinner?

A. Pancake. I mean cake.
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Didn't Seahawks17 or whatever do this here?
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I thought Seahawks17 went 'camping' with his kids and never returned.
 
'mr roboto said:
'RudiStein said:
'Maurile Tremblay said:
Ask a four-year-old almost anything.

Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

Some of the ones I like:Q. Now that you are one year older, what do you wish you knew when you were 3?

A. I wish I knew how to flip over. Actually I already knew that. Never mind, I already knew that.

Q. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

A. 18. Is that right?

Q. What's the scariest thing ever?

A. A green man changing into aliens who can shoot things out of his mouth and throw up and the throw up can turn into guns and start shooting people.

Q. Magnets, how do they work?

A. They get paper clips to come to you.

Q. A bird in the hand is worth more than _____ ?

A. Candy.

Q. Would you rather be able to fly or become invisible? Why?

A. Invisible, because then I could fly too. Wait. I mean fly AND invisible. Because then I could fly while I'm invisible and I could hit bad guys and they couldn't even see me.

Q. What's your favorite dinner?

A. Pancake. I mean cake.
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Didn't Seahawks17 or whatever do this here?
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I thought Seahawks17 went 'camping' with his kids and never returned.
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This was before he started his own one-man Underground Railroad.
 
Fat Ho Burgers opens in Waco, TX

Youtube



'Fat Ho Burgers' Opens in Texas

Published : Wednesday, 23 Mar 2011, 4:56 PM CDT

Adapted for Web by Tracy DeLatte | myFOXdfw.com Staff

WACO, Texas - You can get hot, juicy burgers with crispy tots or fries at a new restaurant in Waco, Texas. But it's not the food that's getting the attention at Fat Ho Burgers.

That's right. The restaurant is named after a fat (as in hefty) ho (not the garden tool).

"It's not calling people a ho. It's just like they say, 'Oooh that ho is big,' or, 'That ho is tight!'" said Lakita Evans, the restaurant's owner.

The 23-year-old worked her way through college to open her burger joint and said the name is mostly a bit of humor in an otherwise serious world.

"Look what's going on in Japan. It's like clear this world is not gonna get any better. Why cry and be depressed? The economy is bad. Somebody gotta keep a sense of humor around here," Evans said.

For now, that means grilled favorites including the Sloppy Ho Brisket or the Supa Dupa Fly Ho with Chz for a lunch crowd that's spilling out of the front door.

But not everybody's laughing.

One of Fat Ho Burgers' closest neighbors is the Gospel Café. Folks at the volunteer-run religious café and bookstore wish the burger joint was a little more "holy."

"Would've been nice to think a little more sensitively," said Pastor Marsha Martie.


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Wikipedia's entry for "The Humpty Dance":

Mr. Hump gets everyone’s attention by requesting they end the task they are performing at that time. Mr. Hump then proceeds to take one’s perception of what’s popular and make it no longer appealing. He then goes on to say that despite his comical appearance he is very wealthy, and the planet earth should prepare for his arrival. Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions. This is of course irrelevant due to his music being produced by his group Digital Underground. He then warns everyone that he will consume all of their cognac that they own. Mr. Hump now decides to introduce himself in a sort of condescending way by removing the initial letter of his first name and then repeating it to the listener. Mr. Hump tells all of the female listeners he would like to perform intercourse with them and issues a request to the current top ten popular rap artists to allow him to be above all of them on the music charts. The listeners should note Mr. Hump seems to be walking on stilts. He then compares the listeners to a popular nursery rhyme where an egg falls from a wall. Pursuing this metaphor, Mr. Hump claims his loud music will cause his listeners to share the same fate with said egg. Mr. Hump then energetically describes some of his favorite things which include: using words that sound alike, his music to have a strange odor emitting from it, and his breakfast oats not to be mixed well. Mr. Hump claims that he is an ill gang member who does very well with members of the opposite sex. Despite all of that, once in a while his absurd behavior causes him to consume all of the listener’s saltines and twizzlers for an undisclosed reason. Mr. Hump then gets the attention of his overweight female listeners by using some offensive phrases. Mr. Hump then points out the fact that even though he is significantly smaller than his overweight listeners he has never had a problem having sexual intercourse with women of their stature. Mr. Hump admits he is a sexual deviant who prefers females with an extremely large posterior, and that he once had intercourse in the restroom of a Burger King. Mr. Hump shares with his listeners that he suffers from some type of mental disorder but will somehow make up for that by leaving his listeners in awe. Despite the fact Mr. Hump is by most standards not a very attractive man he still manages to find himself in situations where women allow him to rummage around in their trousers. Mr. Hump finally reveals to the listeners that he has a dance named after him known as the humpty dance. The audience is now encouraged to perform this dance and observe Mr. Hump perform the dance as well.

Mr. Hump has a very high self-esteem, even though his peers are constantly judging his appearance. Some individuals who oppose Mr. Hump sometimes give him menacing looks and it seems Mr. Hump has a restraining order on said individuals. Mr. Hump exceeds expectations on the dance floor. The females all have strong feelings towards Mr. Hump. Mr. Hump genuinely cares for members of the opposite sex, and proves it by letting them know in advance that his prosthetic nose will stimulate their ###### while he performs cunnilingus on a woman who is lying on top of him performing fellatio. Mr. Hump is not embarrassed by his oversized nose, because it has provided him a very good living; instead he compares it to a cucumber that has sat in vinegar for an extended period of time. Mr. Hump wants the listener to know once again he has intercourse with members of the opposite sex. He then compares his social status to the size of his nose which as mentioned before is quite great. Despite the fact Mr. Hump can be quite intoxicated, his archery skills are comparable to a mythological being that makes people fall in love on Valentine’s Day. Mr. Hump informs the listeners’ he uses words that have no meaning and cannot be found in a dictionary. Mr. Hump goes on to confide that he was a performer on the album Doowhutchalike, (pronounced "do what you like"); however, in the event the listener did not by chance hear that album, Mr. Hump had advised his listeners to grasp the flour-and-water mixture that was baked and served during breakfast. Mr. Hump claims he warned the listeners he enjoys using his teeth on them, as well as making use of a pencil and paper, which he feels is self-explanatory. Mr. Hump further informs the listener he will perform the dance named after himself, if the listener will allow it.

Mr. Hump requests that his band mate responsible for bass sound make special notes for him to imitate, which he does presumably to the best of his ability. At this time Mr. Hump takes the opportunity to instruct the listeners on the correct method of performing the dance known as the Humpty Dance. The first thing one would do when performing the dance is move sideways like an individual who has suffered a fractured leg. Next the dancer will move in such a manner that a reasonable person would assume the dancer was burning, but the flames were not present at that time. By this time while Mr. Hump is performing the dance, his peers would tell him he resembled Stanley Burrell freebasing cocaine. Mr. Hump assures them he is doing the dance properly, and it is supposed to resemble an epileptic suffering from a seizure. This activity can be practiced by anybody who so chooses, and Mr. Hump once again reminds the listener the dance is named after him. When performed correctly, two or more people will not perform the dance in a synchronized manner. The dance must give the perception the person performing the dance is clearly not enjoying themselves, possibly even considering a pain remedy. Mr. Hump then encourages the listener to stand up for themselves and continue dancing if by chance a man should confront them with the evidence of an unknown accident that has left that man with only part of his digit.

Just before the song ends Mr. Hump would like to invite all African Americans, Caucasian Americans, Puerto Ricans, and Samoans to perform the Humpty Dance.
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