Cobalt Rape Demon
OMGSome holiday humor:
a character from a popular Japanese children's cartoon.Cobalt Rape Demon
Huge fake penis = funny. Clearly visible actual penis = also funny, but in a way that will make people edgy and uncomfortable. This is not a costume you wear if you want to meet women. This is a costume you wear if you want to meet victims.
32 minutes of this?NSFW Drama between kids on audio chat playing World of Warcraft. They are in some guild where they team up to kill bosses and then everything falls apart. Audio only. NSFW. Some swearing. Ok a lot of swearing. I'm absolutely sure its legit. I've heard similar stuff once in a while. Mostly though everyone gets along.
Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5idw4kW6zow
Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4m1pOkSCI
Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHLVjxG1Eu4
Part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_qFJPkLwOc
The setup: some selfish dude (probably a liberal) is complaining about not getting gear when the rest of the guild is trying to explain it helps the group if it goes to someone else.
Can you keep your political nonsense out of the funny thread?The setup: some selfish dude (probably a liberal) is complaining about not getting gear when the rest of the guild is trying to explain it helps the group if it goes to someone else.
thats awesome. my boss trains and races horses. i HAVE to wear one of those shirts to work one day.
This is starting off brilliantly.
I need to thank you for this. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
Any time.I need to thank you for this. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
You'll shoot someone's eye outMe: 'yeah can I get the nacho platter and a butt-plug'
I did not expect that. I thought, you know, you'd heard him right and it was, you know, a play on words or something and maybe was the opposite of the type of place you were in. :cough:So the wife and I went to Vegas last week. We get there early Sunday to throw some money down on the NFL games. Check-in wasn't until after 1PM so we had some time to kill. On a whim we decide to find an 'adult boutique'. Hey, it's Vegas.I had seen a billboard on the way to the hotel that looked like it was advertising such an establishment so we headed there. Turns out the place was some sort of swing club so we didn't go in. But just a few doors down we saw a place with what looked like lingerie in the window so we head over.Ummm...that place turned out to be a place that specialized in gay-wear. Not Crocs but leather chaps, vests, and stuff for cross-dressers. So I ask the dude behind the counter:Me: What's the nearest adult store for ummm...'heteros'?GD: Well there's one up Las Vegas Blvd a little bit. Just head north to Diversity and it's on the left. It's called Taco TownMe: Ummm...OK, north to Diversity, right? GD: Yep.Me: What's it called again?GD: Taco TownMe: It's behind a restaurant or something?GD: No, it's right there on the street.Me: Taco Town?GD: No, Talk of the Town.Me: GD: Me: 'yeah can I get the nacho platter and a butt-plug'GD:
So what did you get? Besides the nachos and butt-plug, I mean.So the wife and I went to Vegas last week. We get there early Sunday to throw some money down on the NFL games. Check-in wasn't until after 1PM so we had some time to kill. On a whim we decide to find an 'adult boutique'. Hey, it's Vegas.I had seen a billboard on the way to the hotel that looked like it was advertising such an establishment so we headed there. Turns out the place was some sort of swing club so we didn't go in. But just a few doors down we saw a place with what looked like lingerie in the window so we head over.Ummm...that place turned out to be a place that specialized in gay-wear. Not Crocs but leather chaps, vests, and stuff for cross-dressers. So I ask the dude behind the counter:Me: What's the nearest adult store for ummm...'heteros'?GD: Well there's one up Las Vegas Blvd a little bit. Just head north to Diversity and it's on the left. It's called Taco TownMe: Ummm...OK, north to Diversity, right? GD: Yep.Me: What's it called again?GD: Taco TownMe: It's behind a restaurant or something?GD: No, it's right there on the street.Me: Taco Town?GD: No, Talk of the Town.Me: GD: Me: 'yeah can I get the nacho platter and a butt-plug'GD:
oOlSo what did you get? Besides the nachos and butt-plug, I mean.So the wife and I went to Vegas last week. We get there early Sunday to throw some money down on the NFL games. Check-in wasn't until after 1PM so we had some time to kill. On a whim we decide to find an 'adult boutique'. Hey, it's Vegas.I had seen a billboard on the way to the hotel that looked like it was advertising such an establishment so we headed there. Turns out the place was some sort of swing club so we didn't go in. But just a few doors down we saw a place with what looked like lingerie in the window so we head over.Ummm...that place turned out to be a place that specialized in gay-wear. Not Crocs but leather chaps, vests, and stuff for cross-dressers. So I ask the dude behind the counter:Me: What's the nearest adult store for ummm...'heteros'?GD: Well there's one up Las Vegas Blvd a little bit. Just head north to Diversity and it's on the left. It's called Taco TownMe: Ummm...OK, north to Diversity, right? GD: Yep.Me: What's it called again?GD: Taco TownMe: It's behind a restaurant or something?GD: No, it's right there on the street.Me: Taco Town?GD: No, Talk of the Town.Me: GD: Me: 'yeah can I get the nacho platter and a butt-plug'GD:
Can't say but think 'John Carlos and Tommy Smith'.So what did you get? Besides the nachos and butt-plug, I mean.So the wife and I went to Vegas last week. We get there early Sunday to throw some money down on the NFL games. Check-in wasn't until after 1PM so we had some time to kill. On a whim we decide to find an 'adult boutique'. Hey, it's Vegas.I had seen a billboard on the way to the hotel that looked like it was advertising such an establishment so we headed there. Turns out the place was some sort of swing club so we didn't go in. But just a few doors down we saw a place with what looked like lingerie in the window so we head over.Ummm...that place turned out to be a place that specialized in gay-wear. Not Crocs but leather chaps, vests, and stuff for cross-dressers. So I ask the dude behind the counter:Me: What's the nearest adult store for ummm...'heteros'?GD: Well there's one up Las Vegas Blvd a little bit. Just head north to Diversity and it's on the left. It's called Taco TownMe: Ummm...OK, north to Diversity, right? GD: Yep.Me: What's it called again?GD: Taco TownMe: It's behind a restaurant or something?GD: No, it's right there on the street.Me: Taco Town?GD: No, Talk of the Town.Me: GD: Me: 'yeah can I get the nacho platter and a butt-plug'GD:
Holy christ that's awesome! Better than a monkey washing a cat.